The Lunar Grinder


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Description


Get ready to take one giant leap for your pleasure with the Lunar Grinder, our insertable grinder that’s truly out of this world! This device is designed to thrill with its sleek contours and heavenly details, featuring an insertable tip that’s sure to send your senses into orbit.

The Lunar Grinder comes equipped with two cosmic black nylon straps, each measuring 2.5 feet. Whether you’re docking it to a pillow, securing it to your hand, a thigh, or a forearm, these quick-release buckles let you strap in for a night of smooth sailing across uncharted territories of bliss. So, suit up and prepare for a mission of exploration that’s both deep and delightful.

We recommend you use a jolly good dose of your favourite lube for extra slip 'n' slide and if you want an even smoother finish, upgrade your grinder with our Silky Smooth Upgrade. 

Silky Smooth Upgrade
We offer the ability to upgrade your grinder with a silky smooth finish. To achieve this silky smooth finish, we use an additive derived from Durian tree nuts, ultimately resulting in a more luxuriously smooth feel that glides rather than grips like other silicones.

We recommend you avoid the silky smooth upgrade if:
1. You are allergic to durian, tree nuts and tree nut derivatives or musk thistle seed
2. You are sensitive to smell - Normal silicone has no scent however using silky smooth will give the silicone a subtle, nutty scent.

Sizing

One Size

  • Length: 18cm / 7”
  • Width: 13.5cm / 5.5"
  • Insertable Tip Length: 8cm / 3.14"
  • Insertable Tip Circumference: 11cm / 4.3"
  • Firmness: Super Soft - Shore 0040

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Another hit!

Second grinder from UC, this time with bullet upgrade and without the silky smooth, and amazing. Opted to not get silky since this one is a bit more on the penetration side of things, and it worked out really well. Absolutely stunning toy and incredibly effective! Had a couple of hick ups with the order, amongst them that I got the wrong color straps (ordered pink and got black) and UC was quick to fix it and I’ve now gotten the pink straps which I’ve matched with my tentacle grinder. Amazing customer service and stunning toys!
Color white and sangria

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S.E.P.
My new favorite Grinder!

I can not tell you how much i love my new grinder! Its so flexible and bouncy with the silky smooth upgrade! Totally worth it!

The tip is flexible enough to move where its needed 😉
The colours turned out perfect and the added glow in the dark was a bonus!

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C.B.
Worth Every Cent

I have not bought any personal toys for myself in a long time. I've been lurking for a couple months at the grinding pads on this site and have considered them on and off again, but never pulled the trigger. The lunar grinder was just too cute, however, and I couldn't help myself. And I'm so freaking glad I did! I would also suggest getting the silky smooth upgrade and the bullet insert, it takes it to a completely different level! The smell of the silky upgrade does kind of smell like an old school roller rink, however, which does take some getting used to. It's worth the money and so freaking fun! It'll definitely take you to the moon and back and have you seeing stars ;)