
The Mystery Dildo
What's inside? That's classified. But here's what we can tell you:
- It's one of our bestselling dildos
- It will look amazing
- Let's just say satisfaction is more than guaranteed – it's inevitable
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

The Mystery Dildo
Sale price£49
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