The Mystery Dildo


Sale price£49
Size: X-Small

Description

What's inside? That's classified. But here's what we can tell you:

  • It's one of our bestselling dildos
  • It will look amazing
  • Let's just say satisfaction is more than guaranteed – it's inevitable

Reviews

Customer Reviews

Based on 39 reviews
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The Knot

Received The Knot for my mystery dildo in size XS. I love the visual texture and layering appearance of the colour. I tend to lean more towards tentacle and alien themed toys, so I was surprised to find I enjoy this much more than expected. Might go for a bigger size next time, nothing against this one's size, just an excuse to get another haha.

Only issue I have with it is that, like I saw mentioned in another review, there is some rough texture on the tip of the toy that I don't think is meant to be there. I pay extra attention when cleaning that part of the toy, but don't feel like it makes it unusable.

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The dragon: knot I

I was so antsy and excited to see what my mystery was and I ended up getting one with a knot! I was very excited as I’d been considering ordering a knot dildo to see what I thought of them. Upgraded to a medium and very pleased with the size, a little bigger than expected but in a good way! The color is stunning and the curve makes for very happy play time. Loved the mystery promo!

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Lovely little fella

I was so pleased with this toy! I worried to some degree that I would get something with a larger knot because I struggle with those. However! Given the size and squishyness of this little guy I doubt it would have been a problem! The size of it is perfect, I long for a good fantasy phallus but so often they are huge, thick and hard (different strokes and all that) but that's too MUCH for me. This little friend? No... they are safe, sweet and would hold the door open for you, they've got you, take your time baby 😘

(Not to mention it's my faaav soft purple tone, pictured here with the colours I picked for my office to prove I would only tell the truth)

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woag 2 (the squeakquel)

the mystery dildo came with a different order as a gift, and its very cute and small! as someone who is a a bit small myself (if you catch my meaning) its a very good toy for practicing! however, I unfortunately noticed some weird... rough/flaky bits??? at the tip, and I'm a little worried about potential risk of bacteria getting stuck in there and possibly causing an infection or something. that aside, the colours are very pretty, and it is fun to squish and play with in my hands.

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Equinot xs

I was extremely happy to get a free xs toy with my order as I was able to test the quality of a insertable toy before making more purchases, (i already own an egg from here) unfortunately the amount of printing lines on the toy make it unfavourable, Ive got a large amount of fantasy toys and this guy will unfortunately just be used as a squishy toy. It does put me off buying larger sizes in future unless printer lines are disclosed in the description of the toys in future so i know what to avoid as this texture is not pleasent for me personally.

Aside from this the colour and actual pour qaulity was perfect.

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Mini knot

While I am unsure of the firmness I am delighted to add this mini knot to my other mini knot collection