The Mystery Dildo

This little guy gets the job done, fun to sit on

It's very hard with a mystery dildo to know what kind of size dildo you're going to get. Some extra smalls have a 5in circumference and while others are much smaller. Like my mystery dildo. 🤣 I very much regret not sizing up but then I could have ended up paying for something that was still not big enough.

I do feel that having ordered the Geeyem in size small (which at its widest point has a circumference of 6.5in) it was a bit unfair to give me such a tiny dildo. But then it's a free gift so you can't really complain. But I can confirm after one attempt where my vagina felt empty 🤣 it will never be used again. Medium sized banana in photo for size comparison.

Okay, so I wasn’t expecting to fall in love with a freebie—but here we are. This little surprise came tucked into my package like a secret gift from the toy gods, and let me tell you, I was pleasantly surprised. I’m about 95% sure this is the Werewolf 2 (correct me if I’m wrong, mystery box!) and while I usually stick to my trusty grinder, this new toy might just... taint me. In the best possible way.

The design is wild—in the most beautifully feral kind of way. It’s compact, but it’s got personality. I haven’t officially taken it for a spin yet (I’m still in the admiration phase), but it already has this seductive little presence that’s whispering, "Come play..."

The texture, the shape, the detail—ugh, it’s all too good for something that was just thrown in. I wasn’t ready to be tempted like this, and yet, here I am. Staring. Fantasizing. Plotting.

If this is what they call a mystery gift, I might just start buying stuff for the mystery alone. It’s giving “gateway toy,” and I don’t know whether to be grateful or scared of what this says about my future shopping cart.

Anyway, big thanks to the team for the surprise! I may have a new obsession in the making.

Received The Knot for my mystery dildo in size XS. I love the visual texture and layering appearance of the colour. I tend to lean more towards tentacle and alien themed toys, so I was surprised to find I enjoy this much more than expected. Might go for a bigger size next time, nothing against this one's size, just an excuse to get another haha.

Only issue I have with it is that, like I saw mentioned in another review, there is some rough texture on the tip of the toy that I don't think is meant to be there. I pay extra attention when cleaning that part of the toy, but don't feel like it makes it unusable.

I was so antsy and excited to see what my mystery was and I ended up getting one with a knot! I was very excited as I’d been considering ordering a knot dildo to see what I thought of them. Upgraded to a medium and very pleased with the size, a little bigger than expected but in a good way! The color is stunning and the curve makes for very happy play time. Loved the mystery promo!

I was so pleased with this toy! I worried to some degree that I would get something with a larger knot because I struggle with those. However! Given the size and squishyness of this little guy I doubt it would have been a problem! The size of it is perfect, I long for a good fantasy phallus but so often they are huge, thick and hard (different strokes and all that) but that's too MUCH for me. This little friend? No... they are safe, sweet and would hold the door open for you, they've got you, take your time baby 😘

(Not to mention it's my faaav soft purple tone, pictured here with the colours I picked for my office to prove I would only tell the truth)