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It was totally worth it choosing the surprise me premium colour option! I love the vibrant green marbled with the dark colour, which looks black but is actually a stunning shade of metallic purple! It’s as if someone KNEW which colours I would like!

I received a little squishy grinder with my order
First of all, it's a super cute gift so thank you!
And secondly, I know it's supposed to be for decorative purposes only buy I kinda found an use for it.
When riding my partner, I put it between him and me and it is actually the perfect size and stimulation for me 😁
So overall: super cute and fun!

I got my oni grinder with the vibrating bullet hole and the UC trademark colours. I am very happy with my upgrades. My monitor seems to display the colours darker and more matte than they are in person, so I was very pleased with how my grinder looked coming out of the box. He’s on display near my computer because I love him so much as a work of art. I also got the vibrating bullet hole and that really heightens the experience of grinding against him. If you like vibration, definitely get the bullet hole upgrade. And if you have a specific vision in mind for the colours, it’s definitely worth paying a little extra to get the right colour scheme. Just bear in mind that different monitors may show the colours a bit differently, so look on different screens to get an idea of the colours if a specific look is important for you.

I got this as a freebie with my purchase. The shape is nice, the firmness is great. If I had thought it through at the time I would have sized up but I wanted to understand how small extra small is

So much personality it feels wrong to call it a toy!

The "Surprise Me" option with premium silicone looks better than I had hoped. At first, I was worried about the soft firmness being too floppy/unwieldy. It's actually decently firm -- just slightly softer than the Vixen Bandit. The slight give makes it more forgiving for beginners because, in spite of the "Small" size, the knot was quite girthy for me and took plenty of lube and patience to get in. When it finally did though ... *swoons*.

In retrospect, I would've reconsidered the cumtube. Even though it was expertly designed/installed, it does require more careful cleaning which gets in the way of more casual/regular use. Let's be honest though -- regular use is happening regardless with this beauty!

Wife was pleasantly surprised by her early Christmas present yet to use, but impressed with the quality and texture!