







The Sea Horse Dildo
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Add any toy to your cart and we'll secretly slip in a FREE x-small mystery dildo.
Want to size up? You can upgrade your surprise for just a few extra coins in cart. Because good things come in all sizes.
Let waves of pleasure wash over you with the Sea Horse dildo.
Inspired by the Hippocampus; depicted as having the upper body of a horse with the lower body of a fish, this fantasy dildo offers a curved and bulbous head to proudly lead the way, while its flowing ridges with scale details will add to the intense sensations.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|
| Total Length | 8.1 | 9.4 | 12.2 |
| Insertable Length | 6.5 | 8.3 | 10.2 |
| Shaft Circumference | 5.3 | 5.7 | 7.6 |
| Tip Circumference | 4.7 | 5.6 | 6.6 |
| Base Circumference | 8.9 | 10.7 | 12.6 |
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