The Tentacle Grinder

This is the very first sex toy I’ve ever purchased, and honestly, I’m already thinking about buying another one. When they offered free customization on the Oni Grinder, I jumped on it—even though I had originally planned to work my way up to that one. I just couldn’t pass up the deal! The whole process of picking out what I wanted and customizing it felt so liberating. I found myself checking the mailbox like an excited kid on Christmas morning.

Quick shoutout to James for bringing my creation to life—the colors turned out beautifully, so thank you! For reference, I chose glow green, strong mint, and black, and the combination is absolutely stunning.

Since I was new to all of this, I opted for the squishy soft firmness, and I’m so glad I did. The texture is amazing. Sometimes I just want to squeeze it like a stress ball, and other times I just admire how beautiful it is. It also makes the most delicious sounds, which happens to be a big kink for me.

I went with the silky smooth upgrade and added the bullet hole option just to try it out. I haven’t used the vibrating bullet yet, but I already know it’s going to be amazing when I do. And again—the tentacle texture? Exquisite. I’m truly having so much fun exploring myself with the Tentacle Grinder.

As for the silky smooth upgrade, they do warn that it has a strong smell. I was a little worried at first, but after airing it out and giving it a wash, the smell calmed down significantly. It did travel a long way in a small box—from overseas to hot-as-heck Texas—so that probably didn’t help the scent. But honestly, it arrived in great shape, so I’m not complaining.

The packaging was super discreet—just a small brown box, a little beat up from its journey. I read the label out of curiosity, and all it said was “tentacle sculpture,” which I thought was both cute and funny. (One of those “if you know, you know” moments.) I wish I’d taken a picture of the box, but I was way too excited and opened it like a caveman.

Everything arrived in one piece, and I was relieved to see that even the bottle of lube only had a small dent. Super happy about that. I didn’t even think about where it was coming from until after I placed the order—too excited to care! That only mattered once I had to wait (I’m a pretty impatient person). So, fair warning: if you live far away like me, your new best friend may take a little while to get to you. But in my opinion, it was so worth the wait.

Not only did I get to support a small business, but the craftsmanship is absolutely amazing. The attention to detail on the tentacles is mesmerizing, and let’s just say my alone time is no longer boring.

As a bonus, the package also came with a cute little mold of the magic pendant grinder and a free extra-small mystery dildo—which I believe is the Werewolf 2. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely curious!

The thought and care that went into this whole experience is what made me want to leave this review. Even as I write this, I already have my eye on a few more treasures that I can’t wait to add to my collection. They're definitely going on my wishlist!

This is the first grinder I ever bought and it was definitely worth it! It looks beautiful and provides the sensation I was looking for.
Since it was my first one, I purchased the super soft firmness, and although it feels great, it is not as firm as I would like.
With that said, I’m glad that I went with the super soft for my first grinder, as it gave me an introduction into the toy without being too intense.
Plus, it still feels amazing and I would highly recommend the tentacle grinder!

I was so excited to receive my grinder as quickly as I did, and it hasn’t disappointed! I asked to be surprised for the colour and it turned out unbelievably gorgeous. I think it’ll take some getting used to as I’ve never actually had a grinder before, but I bought it specifically to try something new and I’m really excited to get familiar with it. I’ll definitely be returning to this brand! 😊

This is my first toy ever and for a reason (toys are banned in my country) but this one didn't face any problems because it doesn't even look like a sex toy. And that's why I specifically choose it, this and being a devoted pillow humber lol.
-The toy is actually pretty just like the videos and photos I've seen on their page.
-I really love the colours I've picked.
-The customer service was a delight.
-the grinder is really thickkk and the texture is really standing out.
-I hurt myself first try using it but then after I choose the right lube it became really comfortable to use.
-I got the bullet update but didn't get the bullet itself yet but I think it would be perfect with the bullet so I planning on getting one soon.
-I asked for a squishy soft firemness but got the super soft and they offered to send another one but I actually think it's great as it's.
-the silky smooth upgrade is REALLY worth it.
My only concern is I noticed that the silicone gets mini tears easily especially in the thin space for the bullet. I don't know if it would actually live long without getting all teared up (I'm hopping it lives long and well, I'll keep some faith lol).
Anyway all I want to say is thanks for the amazing service/ product 😄 💕.

I really want to get into Grinding and humping, and from lots of reviews, this was the product and lots of other people loved. I really like the customisable features, thought the colours didn't turn out how I wanted, I'm still quite happy with the purchase. Also really love you $70 bullet, works perfectly with the grinder even though I bought them separately.

I've been curious about fantasy toys for awhile now and decided to pick this up during the black Friday sale....I was not disappointed. A lot of shops sell these kind of toys, but I think I have found my permanent dealer. This grinder is very pleasurable and downright beautiful. My subs pain tolerance goes through the roof while they hump this thing. It's all around good fun and I can't recommend it more.