
What our customers say
The dominant theme by miles is that this thing is a work of art people almost feel guilty using rather than displaying, with constant praise for the surprise-me marbled colours, the heavy robust build and how unexpectedly fast it gets the job done, including for those who usually struggle to orgasm at all. Reviewers keep mentioning it takes a bit of trial and error to find the right angle, and it rewards you once you do. The one recurring concern is firmness: several wish they'd picked medium over super soft for a firmer grind.



The Dragon Oni Grinder
Horns, ridges, ripples and a tongue that does not tease so much as negotiate, with enough texture that finding your angle is half the fun (once it's got you, it's got you). Talked yourself out of penetrative toys before? The tongue is soft and bendy enough to change your mind, it's all body safe platinum silicone, and it's been Instagram famous for a while now, racking up millions of views and a steady stream of "where do I buy this" and "what is this for" in the comments.
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Want to size up? You can upgrade your surprise for just a few extra coins in cart. Because good things come in all sizes.
Remember how much you loved our bestselling Oni Grinder? Well, we've gone and evolved it... Meet the Dragon Oni Grinder.
The Dragon Oni takes everything you worshipped about our original Oni Grinder and transforms it with fierce dragon styling. Those horns you obsessed over? Still there, but now accompanied by ridges and ripples that that create sensation with every movement. And yes, that tongue still teases and tempts. (We've been reading your reviews. You're welcome.)
The crowning glory? A Japanese wave-pattern base that makes this toy as much an art piece as a pleasure device. Because who says functional can't also be frameable? (Though maybe keep it hidden when your parents visit.)
Just like all our sex toy grinders:
- Strap it to your pillow
- Secure it to your thigh
- Wrap it around your forearm
Each Dragon Oni comes with our premium black nylon straps (3.28ft / 1m) and quick-release buckles, because sometimes you need to dismount your dragon in a hurry. We don't judge.
A note on lube and finish
Grinding goes better with lube. That's just physics (probably). Get a good water based lube, use more than you think you need, and you're set.
My bosses wanted us to include the phrase "unleash the dragon" somewhere in this description, but we collectively decided that was too cliché. So instead, we're mentioning that we decided not to use it, which technically means we used it anyway. Marketing inception. We're very clever. Buy our product.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

Tentacular?! I’m totally a tentacle sex toy convert now, I love the Tentacle Grinder
the Tentacle Grinder from Uncover Creations is absolutely gorgeous
Uncover Creations is an indie maker based in the UK who recently came onto the scene with their beautiful takes on fantasy toys
It was love at first sit
Tongue, ridges, ripples
Every shift in pressure finds something new, and the tongue stays soft and flexible whether you're easing in or just teasing the surface. People who normally struggle to finish tend to do so embarrassingly fast on this one.
Strap it anywhere
Comes with premium black nylon straps (3.28ft / 1m) and quick-release buckles for the pillow, the thigh or the forearm, plus an optional bullet hole if you want vibration (a wand tucked underneath does the job too, no judgement).
Heavy, sturdy, framable
Robust body-safe platinum silicone with a genuinely soft surface, and despite every last horn and ripple it wipes clean without a fight. Grinding goes better with a good water based lube (use more than you think, reapply whenever), and it's frameable enough that you'll want to hide it before your parents visit.
Ready Mades: The Dragon Oni Grinder
These one-of-a-kind beauties ship immediately, show exactly what you're getting, and disappear forever once claimed.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | One Size |
|---|---|
| Length | 7.5 |
| Width | 5.5 |
| Tongue Length | 2.8 |
| Tongue Circumference | 4.3 |
| Thickness (Depth) | 3.9 |
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What customers are saying
The dominant theme by miles is that this thing is a work of art people almost feel guilty using rather than displaying, with constant praise for the surprise-me marbled colours, the heavy robust build and how unexpectedly fast it gets the job done, including for those who usually struggle to orgasm at all. Reviewers keep mentioning it takes a bit of trial and error to find the right angle, and it rewards you once you do. The one recurring concern is firmness: several wish they'd picked medium over super soft for a firmer grind.


























































