The Geeyem Dildo

Sale price£49

A knot right at the tip, so the stretch arrives before you've finished your breathing exercises, then a second one further down for when you're feeling ambitious. It runs big (medium is not a polite medium, plan accordingly) but in soft body safe silicone, with enough lube and a little patience it goes from intimidating to the one you reach for every time. There's also a nub at the base sitting exactly where you'd want a nub at the base, which we'll say no more about.


Size: X-Small

Total:

Sale price£49
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Knot first, questions later

No working through the full length to reach the main event, the first knot greets you at the door and the texture (nubs, waves, the lot) keeps things interesting all the way down to knot number two.

Ride, hold, repeat

Easier to sink down onto than to wrangle by hand, and the shorter profile means you get properly full without anything poking where it shouldn't. Works solo or with a partner whose arms you don't mind tiring out.

Boringly responsible silicone

Body safe, non porous and easy to clean, flexible enough to work with you and durable enough to outlast your nerve.

Size Guide (Inches)

Measurement One Size Mini XS S M L XL
Tip Circumference 0 0 2.6 3.1 3.5 3.9 0
First Knot Circumference 0 0 5.2 6.5 7.7 8.3 0
Second Knot Circumference 0 0 5.1 6.4 7.6 8.2 0
Base Circumference 0 0 9.1 11.3 13.4 14.6 0
Total Length 0 0 5.0 6.4 7.6 8.7 0
Insertable Length 0 0 3.9 5.1 5.9 7.1 0

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Reviews

What customers are saying

Reviewers keep coming back to the same two things: the knot placed near the tip (full quickly, no excess length to manage) and the satisfaction of that double stretch, with several calling it the favourite of their whole collection. The most common confession is ordering too big or too firm, so if in doubt, size down and go softer. A small handful mention slight surface texture from the mould, worth knowing if you're sensitive to friction.

  • 5 stars: 32 (76%)
  • 4 stars: 8 (19%)
  • 3 stars: 2 (5%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
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O.R.
Good size

I ordered the medium because my eyes are bigger than my holes, and when it arrived, I was unsure whether I could make it happen.
However, with enough lube and patience I put it to use, the texture in the medium firmness really comes through and feels great! Not too large after all, I would recommend, really nice artistry in the shapes.

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i.
Woah..

First of all I love the surprise me basic colors that it came with, very alien. I was shocked by the size small pictured next to the extra smalls - it feels extremely hefty (normal firmness) and is easier to sink down on compared to trying to hold it. I still am working over the first knot, if I were to order again I would go for softer density/or extra small! But I’m very happy with it and excited. Thank you UC!

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J.I.
Um yes 🫦

I spent some time with this beauty in my cart but ultimately I decided I couldn't bear to be without it. And it does not disappoint, though I actually wish I had sized up. The small is very very nice but I can't help but wonder about the challenge of a medium. Perhaps next time!

C
C.
Out of this world!

Oh. My. Goodness. This bad boy had me seeing stars! Very solid, very girthy, very fun!

J
J.
Great Quality

Great quality and beautiful colours

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I.I.S.
Want every size

Absolutely loved the Geeyem!
The fact that it starts with a knot on top is stellar, you just jump straight into the action. Have to work my way down to the second knot, but that’s all part of the fun. This one I’m strongly considering getting in all sizes. Got it in medium size, super soft, and white/Indian silk fade. As with all my other toys from UC, can absolutely reccomend!

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l.h.
great shape! slight issue with the texture...

the shape is awesome, feels amazing. the color is absolutely beautifu and looks great on my dildo shelfl! but a problem i didnt notice initially was that rather than being smooth, there are very slight ridges on the toy, like what you get on an unsanded 3D print. hopefully theyre visible on the video! i deal with vaginal atrophy, and as its gotten worse i've had to stop using the toy because it adds just enough friction to be very uncomfortable for me. this is not something i've seen on the other UC products i own (grinders and a plug, no other dildos) just this one. overall very pleased though!

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C.V.

The website is very clear and intriguing. I think I spent hours looking around and trying to decide which one I wanted. Eventually I chose this one and it's absolutlely perfect! I already had a lot of fun with it. The size is perfect, the softness is perfect and the random colour came out beautiful!
Opening the package was like getting an early Christmas gift. Such nice packaging and very well protected. Thank you so much! I love it!

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P.M.

amazing for penetrative and superficial stimulation. i can't reach the second knot every time and i'm not mad about it, i love a toy that can surprise me. the colours are so attractive too! geeyem quickly became a fav among my partners 👽

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B.P.

This one has a large knot very near the tip so it fills her up quickly without being too long to get the knot in. Best O in a long time. Medium size (which is big) and super soft. Custom colors of our Cincinnati Bengals for luck :)

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B.W.

This is by FAR the best toy I've ever gotten from any shop. Not only beautiful and soft, it does the job insanely quick😅 I was shocked by how good it felt🥵

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Anonymous
Oh yes, does exactly as advertised and a very

Oh yes, does exactly as advertised and a very good job at that.

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T.
Bien mais...

Forme et texture geniales, mais une mollesse extrême rendant compliquer la penetration

Hi there

Thank you for your review. I’ve looked into your order and can see that you selected our Squishy Soft option, which is our softest firmness level. If you decide to order from us again in the future, you may find our Super Soft or Medium firmness options more suitable for your preferences.

If you’d like any guidance on choosing the right firmness, please feel free to contact us at sales@uncovercreations.com and we’ll be happy to help.

Kind regards
Uncover creations service team

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H.

My eyes were bigger than my uh, hole with this one
Ordered a medium and have had to really work to use it. The shape is excellent, although in the medium firmness the texture is a little rough. I usually prefer firm toys in materials like glass, but I think going for a softer option would have been more pleasurable.
The little appendage is perfectly placed for clit stimulation and the bumps on it are smooth enough to not be the same kind of rough as the main bulk of the rest of the toy.

m
m.
WOW

This is my new favorite. And a beautiful piece btw

J
J.
A Delightful Stretch; Great For Long Sessions

I got this as part of an upgraded mystery dildo and hot damn - I'm happy I did. Looking at it, it seems super intimidating - but for a nice, long, slow session with a decent amount of lube?

Glorious.

The nub at the bottom makes for a great little grind right at the underside of the clit or against the perineum if you angle it right. Not something I would use with a Mechanical Aid unless you're already stretched and ready to go and won't sit comfortably in a strap on because of the weight; but certainly big body/plus size friendly.

Another item that isn't going to be a go-to from my toybox, but most certainly won't be collecting dust either.

Order Specs:
Size: Medium
Firmness: Super Soft

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Anonymous
Definitely works

I got a size small in squishy soft firmness with a vac-u-lock hole (it's not all that small). Sadly, it turned out to be a tad too floppy for a strap-on...but good lord does it work as a handheld!!!

My poor wife's arms are getting one hefty workout, and I might need something a tad firmer to replace the old dildos that now feel way too small.

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A.L.
I was looking for a “out of this world” experience…

A little bit of background— I’ve only just recently become curious about adding penetrative accompaniments to my regularly scheduled enjoyment (30F).

Despite my inexperience with delving into parts unknown, I have always been rather ambitious. The Geeyeme design immediately caught my eye and after careful consideration, I went ahead and took the plunge.

After patiently waiting for my order to make its way across the Atlantic and through customs (it didn’t occur to me until after had I ordered that some poor government employee would get to unbox it first, goodness) I received my package yesterday; finally!

After careful consideration and a few hours of contemplation, I believe it is safe to say I am most satisfied with my purchase.

I was a little afraid at first, given the size-able qualities and unique textures, but I am pleased to say that I am happy with my purchase— and that I picked the super soft, small size for now as I work to increase my tolerance as I have found it to be a perfect fit for my needs!

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M.
Perfect level of stretch

My partner and I have been working on training my body to take a fist for awhile now. The medium size geyeen is absolutely perfect for this!

10 out of 10 would recommend to anyone looking to feel full without needing to manage a bunch of length poking their cervix

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Nice toy, a git too soft for me but i like the looks of it

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A.
Eyes weres too big but toys is amazing

The quality, the global texture, and everything else is very good, now i have to train to pass the knot

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B.P.
New fave

Got this in supersoft small after having in my basket for a long time decided to go for it. Definitely worth it - the size is great if you’re new to knots. Would buy again.

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T.
Penetration sceptic approved

This little fellow came as a surprise dildo along with my grinder. I find vaginal penetration painful and unpleasant (I'm struggling with vaginismus), but I gave it a try anyway. It blew my mind without blowing my comfort - max softness and smallest size were perfect for me and I didn't experience almost any discomfort. Placement of knots made me feel pleasantly full (haven't thought I'd ever say that); thinner stem close to the base made it very comfortable even with my condition. I didn't know penetration can be pleasant. Thank you!

S
S.
Our new fav

The double knot is wonderful. Getting that second stretch makes it worth is. The firmness and high quality silicone makes this a you I reach for all the time.

M
M.
Glad I didn't buy the medium!

I umm-d and errr-d over small vs medium and was glad I went for the small in the end as it is BIG. 🤣 Which is what I wanted but it still fits me which I'm pretty sure the medium would not have done.

I was happy with my colour. I went for surprise me basic and got a solid fuchsia colour with some hints of sparkle from another purple-y colour which was very nice.

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