The Geeyem Dildo

Q: What are the different firmness options?

We offer the following firmness options: Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale Squishy Soft Firmness - 0020 on the Shore hardness scale For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide .

Q: What do the colours actually look like?

Check out our colour guide to see exactly what our colours look like. But please keep in mind, each toy is hand-poured, so no two are exactly alike!

£49

Size: X-Small

X-Small Small (+£10) Medium (+£20) Large (+£40)

Size Guide

Total:

£49

Description

Introducing The Geeyem. Take your breath away with this stunning silicone sculpture!

Prepare to be entranced by the captivating flowing design of this masterpiece. Every intricate detail has been meticulously crafted to perfection, from the subtle nubs that will tantalise your senses to the gorgeous waves that adorn the two knots, creating an intensely pleasurable sensation that will leave you breathless.

Made from high-quality silicone, this sculpture is body-safe, non-porous, and easy to clean. It's also flexible and durable, allowing you to explore your desires.

Whether you're looking for a solo adventure or a shared experience with a partner, this silicone sculpture is the perfect addition for all fantasy knot fans. So why wait? Let its flowing design, nubs, bumps, and waves take you on an unforgettable journey of pleasure and sensuality!

We're thrilled to share that Venus, an incredibly talented artist, created this amazing design for us! They're widely recognized for their exceptional work with PleasureForge, HappyHoleToys, and GroveFantasy, and now we're fortunate to be working together too,

Platinum Silicone

We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.

What makes it so special?

It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.

Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!

Discreet Shipping

All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.

Secure Checkout

We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

Size Guide (Inches)

Measurement	XS	S	M	L
Tip Circumference	2.6 6.6	3.1 7.9	3.5 8.9	3.9 9.9
First Knot Circumference	5.2 13.2	6.5 16.5	7.7 19.6	8.3 21.1
Second Knot Circumference	5.1 13.0	6.4 16.3	7.6 19.3	8.2 20.8
Base Circumference	9.1 23.1	11.3 28.7	13.4 34.0	14.6 37.1
Total Length	5.0 12.7	6.4 16.3	7.6 19.3	8.7 22.1
Insertable Length	3.9 9.9	5.1 13.0	5.9 15.0	7.1 18.0

Product FAQ

What is the best knot dildo for beginners?

For those new to knot dildos, we recommend starting with our X-Small and Small sizes. These options are perfect for easing into the experience:

Dragon Knot - X-Small: With a 4.5" circumference knot, it's ideal for first-timers.
Knot II - X-Small: Also features a 4.5" circumference knot, providing a snug yet manageable fit.

For Intermediate Users:
If you're ready for a bit more intensity but prefer a shorter shaft, the Werewolf III X-Small is a great choice. It has a slightly larger 5.5" knot, so you can enjoy a bigger thrill without the extra length.

What is your biggest knot dildo?

In our current range, the two dildos with the largest knots are:

The Knot - Large: This beast packs a hefty 9.5" knot, perfect for those who want more.
The Werewolf - Large: For those who crave the ultimate challenge, this one features an incredible 10.6" knot.

Or see the full range of knot dildos here.

What are the different colour options?

We offer 6 different colour styles, though not all are available on every product.

Surprise Me Basic - Leave the decision in our capable hands and we'll choose a solid colour that compliments your toy selection.

Surprise Me Premium - Leave the decision to us and we'll get creative with two or more colours. We love this choice as it allows us to get experimental with all of our colours, often resulting in our best pours.

Solid - One colour that will run evenly throughout your toy

Fade - Two colours combined that are gradually blended together. Colour 1 will be the tip of your toy and Colour 2 will be the shaft and base.

Marble - Two colours combined resulting in a veining effect similar to classic marble.

UC Trademark - This is a product-specific colour. The main image of the product is the UC Trademark colour.

For more information, take a look at our colour guide.

What are the different firmness options?

We offer the following firmness options:

Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
Squishy Soft Firmness - 0020 on the Shore hardness scale

For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.

Why do you only use platinum silicone?

We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.

If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.

What do the colours actually look like?

Check out our colour guide to see exactly what our colours look like. But please keep in mind, each toy is hand-poured, so no two are exactly alike!

Reviews

A new favorite

This was my first order ever from Uncover Creations and I can say confidently it won't be the last! The Geeyem bullet sleeve is just perfect 🩵

- size: default (it's a bit small because it's a bullet sleeve, I really really want to get a bigger one next time, because that double knot shape is amazing, not to mention all those little nubs)
- color: surprise me premium (I'm SO happy with the result, so pretty and alien-y, I lowkey wanted to put it on a shelf when I got it)
- firmness: went for medium as I really wanted to FEEL the vibrations. Do not regret that choice at all, especially since, again, the toy is not that big.
- I added a Nu Sensuelle bullet, which doesn't disappoint, except maybe for the battery - but it's not that bad.

Alien kink unlocked 🫶 Also, it came with a lovely mystery tentacle dildo, and I couldn't be happier! The color is so cute, I'm in love 💜

Regarding Uncover Creations, everything was quick, secured and my order easy to track. I can't wait to order again!

Woah..

First of all I love the surprise me basic colors that it came with, very alien. I was shocked by the size small pictured next to the extra smalls - it feels extremely hefty (normal firmness) and is easier to sink down on compared to trying to hold it. I still am working over the first knot, if I were to order again I would go for softer density/or extra small! But I’m very happy with it and excited. Thank you UC!

Um yes 🫦

I spent some time with this beauty in my cart but ultimately I decided I couldn't bear to be without it. And it does not disappoint, though I actually wish I had sized up. The small is very very nice but I can't help but wonder about the challenge of a medium. Perhaps next time!

Out of this world!

Oh. My. Goodness. This bad boy had me seeing stars! Very solid, very girthy, very fun!

Great Quality

Great quality and beautiful colours

Want every size

Absolutely loved the Geeyem!
The fact that it starts with a knot on top is stellar, you just jump straight into the action. Have to work my way down to the second knot, but that’s all part of the fun. This one I’m strongly considering getting in all sizes. Got it in medium size, super soft, and white/Indian silk fade. As with all my other toys from UC, can absolutely reccomend!

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