The Geeyem


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Size: X-Small
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Description


Introducing The Geeyem. Take your breath away with this stunning silicone sculpture!

Prepare to be entranced by the captivating flowing design of this masterpiece. Every intricate detail has been meticulously crafted to perfection, from the subtle nubs that will tantalise your senses to the gorgeous waves that adorn the two knots, creating an intensely pleasurable sensation that will leave you breathless.

Made from high-quality silicone, this sculpture is body-safe, non-porous, and easy to clean. It's also flexible and durable, allowing you to explore your desires.

Whether you're looking for a solo adventure or a shared experience with a partner, this silicone sculpture is the perfect addition for all fantasy knot fans. So why wait? Let its flowing design, nubs, bumps, and waves take you on an unforgettable journey of pleasure and sensuality!

We're thrilled to share that Venus, an incredibly talented artist, created this amazing design for us! They're widely recognized for their exceptional work with PleasureForge, HappyHoleToys, and GroveFantasy, and now we're fortunate to be working together too,

Sizing

X-Small

  • Tip Circumference: 2.6" / 6.5cm
  • First Knot Circumference: 5.2" / 13.2cm
  • Second Knot Circumference: 5.1" / 13cm
  • Base Circumference: 9.1" / 23cm
  • Total Length: 5" / 12.8cm
  • Insertable Length: 3.9" / 10cm

Small

  • Tip Circumference: 3.1" / 8cm
  • First Knot Circumference: 6.5" / 16.5cm
  • Second Knot Circumference: 6.4" / 16.2cm
  • Base Circumference: 11.3" / 28.8cm
  • Total Length: 6.4" / 16.2cm
  • Insertable Length: 5.1" / 13cm

Medium

  • Tip Circumference: 3.5" / 9cm
  • First Knot Circumference: 7.7" / 19.5cm
  • Second Knot Circumference: 7.6" / 19.3cm
  • Base Circumference: 13.4" / 34cm
  • Total Length: 7.6" / 19.2cm
  • Insertable Length: 5.9" / 15cm

Large

  • Tip Circumference: 3.9" / 10cm
  • First Knot Circumference: 8.3" / 21cm
  • Second Knot Circumference: 8.2" / 20.8cm
  • Base Circumference: 14.6" / 37cm
  • Total Length: 8.7" / 22cm
  • Insertable Length: 7.1" / 18cm

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Want every size

Absolutely loved the Geeyem!
The fact that it starts with a knot on top is stellar, you just jump straight into the action. Have to work my way down to the second knot, but that’s all part of the fun. This one I’m strongly considering getting in all sizes. Got it in medium size, super soft, and white/Indian silk fade. As with all my other toys from UC, can absolutely reccomend!

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j.m.
great shape! slight issue with the texture...

the shape is awesome, feels amazing. the color is absolutely beautifu and looks great on my dildo shelfl! but a problem i didnt notice initially was that rather than being smooth, there are very slight ridges on the toy, like what you get on an unsanded 3D print. hopefully theyre visible on the video! i deal with vaginal atrophy, and as its gotten worse i've had to stop using the toy because it adds just enough friction to be very uncomfortable for me. this is not something i've seen on the other UC products i own (grinders and a plug, no other dildos) just this one. overall very pleased though!

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C.V.

The website is very clear and intriguing. I think I spent hours looking around and trying to decide which one I wanted. Eventually I chose this one and it's absolutlely perfect! I already had a lot of fun with it. The size is perfect, the softness is perfect and the random colour came out beautiful!
Opening the package was like getting an early Christmas gift. Such nice packaging and very well protected. Thank you so much! I love it!

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P.M.

amazing for penetrative and superficial stimulation. i can't reach the second knot every time and i'm not mad about it, i love a toy that can surprise me. the colours are so attractive too! geeyem quickly became a fav among my partners 👽

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B.P.

This one has a large knot very near the tip so it fills her up quickly without being too long to get the knot in. Best O in a long time. Medium size (which is big) and super soft. Custom colors of our Cincinnati Bengals for luck :)

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B.W.

This is by FAR the best toy I've ever gotten from any shop. Not only beautiful and soft, it does the job insanely quick😅 I was shocked by how good it felt🥵