The Geeyem Dildo
A knot right at the tip, so the stretch arrives before you've finished your breathing exercises, then a second one further down for when you're feeling ambitious. It runs big (medium is not a polite medium, plan accordingly) but in soft body safe silicone, with enough lube and a little patience it goes from intimidating to the one you reach for every time. There's also a nub at the base sitting exactly where you'd want a nub at the base, which we'll say no more about.
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Full details
Full details
Introducing The Geeyem. Take your breath away with this stunning silicone sculpture!
Prepare to be entranced by the captivating flowing design of this masterpiece. Every intricate detail has been meticulously crafted to perfection, from the subtle nubs that will tantalise your senses to the gorgeous waves that adorn the two knots, creating an intensely pleasurable sensation that will leave you breathless.
Made from high-quality silicone, this sculpture is body-safe, non-porous, and easy to clean. It's also flexible and durable, allowing you to explore your desires.
Whether you're looking for a solo adventure or a shared experience with a partner, this silicone sculpture is the perfect addition for all fantasy knot fans. So why wait? Let its flowing design, nubs, bumps, and waves take you on an unforgettable journey of pleasure and sensuality!
We're thrilled to share that Venus, an incredibly talented artist, created this amazing design for us! They're widely recognized for their exceptional work with PleasureForge, HappyHoleToys, and GroveFantasy, and now we're fortunate to be working together too,
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Shipping to United Kingdom
Shipping to United Kingdom
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Knot first, questions later
No working through the full length to reach the main event, the first knot greets you at the door and the texture (nubs, waves, the lot) keeps things interesting all the way down to knot number two.
Ride, hold, repeat
Easier to sink down onto than to wrangle by hand, and the shorter profile means you get properly full without anything poking where it shouldn't. Works solo or with a partner whose arms you don't mind tiring out.
Boringly responsible silicone
Body safe, non porous and easy to clean, flexible enough to work with you and durable enough to outlast your nerve.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 2.6 | 3.1 | 3.5 | 3.9 |
| First Knot Circumference | 5.2 | 6.5 | 7.7 | 8.3 |
| Second Knot Circumference | 5.1 | 6.4 | 7.6 | 8.2 |
| Base Circumference | 9.1 | 11.3 | 13.4 | 14.6 |
| Total Length | 5.0 | 6.4 | 7.6 | 8.7 |
| Insertable Length | 3.9 | 5.1 | 5.9 | 7.1 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
Reviewers keep coming back to the same two things: the knot placed near the tip (full quickly, no excess length to manage) and the satisfaction of that double stretch, with several calling it the favourite of their whole collection. The most common confession is ordering too big or too firm, so if in doubt, size down and go softer. A small handful mention slight surface texture from the mould, worth knowing if you're sensitive to friction.
