The Geeyem Dildo
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Description
Introducing The Geeyem. Take your breath away with this stunning silicone sculpture!
Prepare to be entranced by the captivating flowing design of this masterpiece. Every intricate detail has been meticulously crafted to perfection, from the subtle nubs that will tantalise your senses to the gorgeous waves that adorn the two knots, creating an intensely pleasurable sensation that will leave you breathless.
Made from high-quality silicone, this sculpture is body-safe, non-porous, and easy to clean. It's also flexible and durable, allowing you to explore your desires.
Whether you're looking for a solo adventure or a shared experience with a partner, this silicone sculpture is the perfect addition for all fantasy knot fans. So why wait? Let its flowing design, nubs, bumps, and waves take you on an unforgettable journey of pleasure and sensuality!
We're thrilled to share that Venus, an incredibly talented artist, created this amazing design for us! They're widely recognized for their exceptional work with PleasureForge, HappyHoleToys, and GroveFantasy, and now we're fortunate to be working together too,
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 2.6 | 3.1 | 3.5 | 3.9 |
| First Knot Circumference | 5.2 | 6.5 | 7.7 | 8.3 |
| Second Knot Circumference | 5.1 | 6.4 | 7.6 | 8.2 |
| Base Circumference | 9.1 | 11.3 | 13.4 | 14.6 |
| Total Length | 5.0 | 6.4 | 7.6 | 8.7 |
| Insertable Length | 3.9 | 5.1 | 5.9 | 7.1 |
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Reviews
Customer Reviews
First of all I love the surprise me basic colors that it came with, very alien. I was shocked by the size small pictured next to the extra smalls - it feels extremely hefty (normal firmness) and is easier to sink down on compared to trying to hold it. I still am working over the first knot, if I were to order again I would go for softer density/or extra small! But I’m very happy with it and excited. Thank you UC!
I spent some time with this beauty in my cart but ultimately I decided I couldn't bear to be without it. And it does not disappoint, though I actually wish I had sized up. The small is very very nice but I can't help but wonder about the challenge of a medium. Perhaps next time!
Oh. My. Goodness. This bad boy had me seeing stars! Very solid, very girthy, very fun!
Great quality and beautiful colours
Absolutely loved the Geeyem!
The fact that it starts with a knot on top is stellar, you just jump straight into the action. Have to work my way down to the second knot, but that’s all part of the fun. This one I’m strongly considering getting in all sizes. Got it in medium size, super soft, and white/Indian silk fade. As with all my other toys from UC, can absolutely reccomend!
the shape is awesome, feels amazing. the color is absolutely beautifu and looks great on my dildo shelfl! but a problem i didnt notice initially was that rather than being smooth, there are very slight ridges on the toy, like what you get on an unsanded 3D print. hopefully theyre visible on the video! i deal with vaginal atrophy, and as its gotten worse i've had to stop using the toy because it adds just enough friction to be very uncomfortable for me. this is not something i've seen on the other UC products i own (grinders and a plug, no other dildos) just this one. overall very pleased though!
