The Geeyem
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Description
Introducing The Geeyem. Take your breath away with this stunning silicone sculpture!
Prepare to be entranced by the captivating flowing design of this masterpiece. Every intricate detail has been meticulously crafted to perfection, from the subtle nubs that will tantalise your senses to the gorgeous waves that adorn the two knots, creating an intensely pleasurable sensation that will leave you breathless.
Made from high-quality silicone, this sculpture is body-safe, non-porous, and easy to clean. It's also flexible and durable, allowing you to explore your desires.
Whether you're looking for a solo adventure or a shared experience with a partner, this silicone sculpture is the perfect addition for all fantasy knot fans. So why wait? Let its flowing design, nubs, bumps, and waves take you on an unforgettable journey of pleasure and sensuality!
We're thrilled to share that Venus, an incredibly talented artist, created this amazing design for us! They're widely recognized for their exceptional work with PleasureForge, HappyHoleToys, and GroveFantasy, and now we're fortunate to be working together too,
Sizing
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Product FAQ
Why do you only use platinum silicone?
We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.
If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.
What are the different firmness options?
We offer 4 firmness options:
Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Soft Firmness - 5A on the Shore hardness scale.
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
Squishy Soft Firmness - 0020 on the Shore hardness scale
For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.
What are the different colour options?
We offer 6 different colour styles, though not all are available on every product.
Surprise Me Basic - Leave the decision in our capable hands and we'll choose a solid colour that compliments your toy selection.
Surprise Me Premium - Leave the decision to us and we'll get creative with two or more colours. We love this choice as it allows us to get experimental with all of our colours, often resulting in our best pours.
Solid - One colour that will run evenly throughout your toy
Fade - Two colours combined that are gradually blended together. Colour 1 will be the tip of your toy and Colour 2 will be the shaft and base.
Marble - Two colours combined resulting in a veining effect similar to classic marble.
UC Trademark - This is a product-specific colour. The main image of the product is the UC Trademark colour.
For more information, take a look at our colour guide.
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Reviews
Customer Reviews
the shape is awesome, feels amazing. the color is absolutely beautifu and looks great on my dildo shelfl! but a problem i didnt notice initially was that rather than being smooth, there are very slight ridges on the toy, like what you get on an unsanded 3D print. hopefully theyre visible on the video! i deal with vaginal atrophy, and as its gotten worse i've had to stop using the toy because it adds just enough friction to be very uncomfortable for me. this is not something i've seen on the other UC products i own (grinders and a plug, no other dildos) just this one. overall very pleased though!
The website is very clear and intriguing. I think I spent hours looking around and trying to decide which one I wanted. Eventually I chose this one and it's absolutlely perfect! I already had a lot of fun with it. The size is perfect, the softness is perfect and the random colour came out beautiful!
Opening the package was like getting an early Christmas gift. Such nice packaging and very well protected. Thank you so much! I love it!
amazing for penetrative and superficial stimulation. i can't reach the second knot every time and i'm not mad about it, i love a toy that can surprise me. the colours are so attractive too! geeyem quickly became a fav among my partners 👽
This one has a large knot very near the tip so it fills her up quickly without being too long to get the knot in. Best O in a long time. Medium size (which is big) and super soft. Custom colors of our Cincinnati Bengals for luck :)
This is by FAR the best toy I've ever gotten from any shop. Not only beautiful and soft, it does the job insanely quick😅 I was shocked by how good it felt🥵
