
What our customers say
The recurring praise lands on the twin knots, the artful texture, and how well it fills without the usual cervix-poking length, with plenty of people calling it a new favourite and warning each other that the sizing runs big (order down, and consider a softer firmness if you're newer to knots). A few noted a slight roughness or faint silicone odour on certain pieces, and one found the softest option a touch floppy for strap-on use.






The Geeyem Dildo
Two knots, a scattering of nubs, and a top knot that starts the party immediately (no long trek to the good bit required). Yes it looks intimidating in the cart, but pick your size and softness properly and it's less "out of this world" and more "why did I wait" (and it's body-safe, non-porous silicone, so cleanup is the least dramatic part). The double stretch is the whole point.
Total:
Add any toy to your cart and we'll secretly slip in a FREE x-small mystery dildo.
Want to size up? You can upgrade your surprise for just a few extra coins in cart. Because good things come in all sizes.
Introducing The Geeyem. Take your breath away with this stunning silicone sculpture!
Prepare to be entranced by the captivating flowing design of this masterpiece. Every intricate detail has been meticulously crafted to perfection, from the subtle nubs that will tantalise your senses to the gorgeous waves that adorn the two knots, creating an intensely pleasurable sensation that will leave you breathless.
Made from high-quality silicone, this sculpture is body-safe, non-porous, and easy to clean. It's also flexible and durable, allowing you to explore your desires.
Whether you're looking for a solo adventure or a shared experience with a partner, this silicone sculpture is the perfect addition for all fantasy knot fans. So why wait? Let its flowing design, nubs, bumps, and waves take you on an unforgettable journey of pleasure and sensuality!
We're thrilled to share that Venus, an incredibly talented artist, created this amazing design for us! They're widely recognized for their exceptional work with PleasureForge, HappyHoleToys, and GroveFantasy, and now we're fortunate to be working together too,
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

Waves and nubs
The flowing texture and those two knots deliver a proper full feeling, with the top knot placed close to the tip so you get the stretch without needing every last inch.
Sink, don't hold
Comes in X-Small through Large across a range of firmnesses, and it's got heft, so most people find it easier to sink onto than to wield by hand (softer options make working past the first knot considerably friendlier).
Silicone, sorted
High-quality silicone that's body-safe, non-porous, flexible and easy to clean, so it holds up to enthusiastic use without cracking under pressure.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 2.6 | 3.1 | 3.5 | 3.9 |
| First Knot Circumference | 5.2 | 6.5 | 7.7 | 8.3 |
| Second Knot Circumference | 5.1 | 6.4 | 7.6 | 8.2 |
| Base Circumference | 9.1 | 11.3 | 13.4 | 14.6 |
| Total Length | 5.0 | 6.4 | 7.6 | 8.7 |
| Insertable Length | 3.9 | 5.1 | 5.9 | 7.1 |
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What customers are saying
The recurring praise lands on the twin knots, the artful texture, and how well it fills without the usual cervix-poking length, with plenty of people calling it a new favourite and warning each other that the sizing runs big (order down, and consider a softer firmness if you're newer to knots). A few noted a slight roughness or faint silicone odour on certain pieces, and one found the softest option a touch floppy for strap-on use.




















































