This is actually my first dildo ever! I've never really seen the appeal of penetration, just finding it vaguely uncomfortable, but I decided I wanted to change that; so why not go all in and get myself something nice and fancy and appealing to my very specific kink?
I chose the small ovipositor in squishy soft, with a glow-in-the-dark pink fade to a black base, and matching glow-in-the-dark pink eggs. Unfortunately, the first ovipositor I received had the wrong colours; neon pink instead of glow-in-the-dark pink. I contacted UC and explained the issue, and they immediately remade and sent me a new one, free of charge. I even got a free x-small Arbora in a super cute pastel pink/blue combo, which was very nice of them :)
Both of the ovipositor pours look awesome, but as you can see in the images (forgive my blasphemous use of a sacred text, I needed a flat surface to put them on) the glow-in-the-dark pink is a lot lighter than the colour selector would have you believe, and it doesn't really glow pink, more of a blue-ish white. This would've been fine if it was a matter of me not doing my research; however, I spent literal hours trying to find irl examples of the colours, but their social media pages and website gallery rarely ever state the actual names of the colours used.
I've also seen a lot of people mention difficulties with pushing the eggs through the ovipositor, and I have three (or is it technically four?) words for you: USE OIL-BASED LUBE! Just a thin layer on the outside of the eggs before adding your favourite water-based/hybrid lube makes things WAYYY easier. The ovipositor page says that you need a lot of lube, but I honestly think it should specify that water-based/hybrid lube alone is just not enough.
I was a bit worried that I'd be unable to get the eggs out of my body, but it turned out fine. I usually can't get the final egg out by just pushing, but it's easy enough using my fingers. The whole process is a bit of a workout, but that's absolutely not a negative for me; I find the combination of exhaustion and relief gives me a special sort of satisfaction.
As someone with zero penetration experience, it took a few attempts, working my way up with the eggs and my fingers before actually being able to fit the ovipositor. Probably an ambitious choice for a first-timer, but I don't regret it at all.
All in all, I'm very very happy with my purchase! I guess my only real criticism is that I wish the site had some clear examples of what the different colours actually look like in real life.
And finally, as more of a general suggestion for the website, it'd be nice if you could pick which type (and maybe firmness) of eggs you want to get with your ovipositor :)
(Because seriously, why doesn't the Xenomorph Ovipositor come with the Alien II eggs? They're the Praetomorph-inspired ones, damn it!)
