





The Realistic Dildo
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The Realistic comes with a wide, flat base to ensure your safety while adding extra stability so that you can enjoy hands-free action without it toppling over.
With 3 different sizes, ranging from non-intimidating to ‘how will that fit?’, these high quality cocks will guarantee you a good time and stay hard all night long.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 5.0 | 5.0 | 6.7 |
| Shaft Circumference | 5.7 | 6.0 | 7.0 |
| Base Circumference | 12.2 | 12.2 | 13.6 |
| Insertable Length | 5.3 | 7.3 | 9.4 |
| Total Length | 6.0 | 9.0 | 10.6 |
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