
What our customers say
Reviewers keep landing on the same two notes: the sculpt is genuinely beautiful, with several keeping theirs on display between uses, and the sensation gets compared over and over to receiving oral or sitting on an actual face. Many were first time grinder owners who describe a short learning curve before finding their angle, after which the praise is near unanimous, with the surprise colour options and the stay put weight earning frequent mentions. The recurring caution is firmness choice, as a few found their pick too firm for comfort, so the firmness guide is worth reading before ordering.



The Oni Grinder
It feels remarkably like sitting on an actual face, tentacle tongue included, and we mean that as the highest possible compliment. There's a short learning curve while you find your angle, but the soft body safe silicone is happy to wait while you experiment (it has nowhere else to be). It's also pretty enough that yours may end up displayed on a shelf between uses, which is apparently a thing now.
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Introducing the Oni Grinder, a sensual masterpiece where sharp, fierce design meets soft, silicone pleasure. Inspired by the Oni of Japanese folklore, this grinder boasts devilish details, including textured horns and a sinuous tentacle tongue that teases and tempts with every move. The cherry blossom base adds a delicate, unexpected touch, balancing strength and beauty in one captivating design.
We loved designing this beast, and we can’t wait to get it out into the world and start experimenting with all the exciting color combinations you choose.
Whether you're strapping it to a pillow, your thigh, or even your forearm with its fitted black nylon straps (3.28ft / 1m each) and quick-release buckles, this grinder will have you in for one hell of a ride.
A note on lube and finish
Grinding goes better with lube. That's just physics (probably). Get a good water based lube, use more than you think you need, and you're set.

Award-Winning Pleasure That Finally Slayed The Dragon
Yes, we're legally required to mention our Oni Grinder won the Bazowie Awards 2025 "Best Horror Toy" (we beat Bad Dragon, and no, we will NOT stop bringing this up at every opportunity). After years of being the underdog, we've officially graduated to "the company that slayed the dragon." Is this our villain origin story? Perhaps.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

Tentacular?! I’m totally a tentacle sex toy convert now, I love the Tentacle Grinder
the Tentacle Grinder from Uncover Creations is absolutely gorgeous
Uncover Creations is an indie maker based in the UK who recently came onto the scene with their beautiful takes on fantasy toys
It was love at first sit
Ridges, horns, tongue
Textured everything, a nose positioned with suspicious intent, and a squish that grinds back. Go softer on firmness if you like to press hard, the difference matters more than you'd think.
Strap it anywhere
Pillow, thigh, forearm, the fitted nylon straps and quick release buckles handle all of it, though the heft alone keeps it planted if you'd rather go strapless. The horns are there for grabbing, obviously.
Soft, solid, discreet
Silicone that's body safe and easier to clean than all that facial detail suggests (the grooves want a minute, give them a minute). Arrives in packaging that tells your postman absolutely nothing.
Ready Mades: The Oni Grinder
These one-of-a-kind beauties ship immediately, show exactly what you're getting, and disappear forever once claimed.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | One Size |
|---|---|
| Length | 7.5 |
| Width | 5.5 |
| Tongue Length | 2.5 |
| Thickness (Depth) | 3.9 |
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What customers are saying
Reviewers keep landing on the same two notes: the sculpt is genuinely beautiful, with several keeping theirs on display between uses, and the sensation gets compared over and over to receiving oral or sitting on an actual face. Many were first time grinder owners who describe a short learning curve before finding their angle, after which the praise is near unanimous, with the surprise colour options and the stay put weight earning frequent mentions. The recurring caution is firmness choice, as a few found their pick too firm for comfort, so the firmness guide is worth reading before ordering.


























































