The Banana X Tentacle Dildo

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Sale price£49

Size: X-Small

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Sale price£49
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Description

Note: Version 2.0 fixes everything that made us want to hide under our desks:

  • Stable base that actually stays put (no more embarrassing tumbles)
  • Compatible with suction cups AND vac-u-lock (because options are everything)
  • Natural banana curve designed for exactly the right kind of pleasure 

The collab you never knew you needed. Nature's most suggestive fruit meets your deepest ocean fantasies.

The Banana X Tentacle brings you the best of both worlds – the gentle curve that knows exactly where it's going, plus those delightfully textured suckers that make every adventure more interesting. It's like if your favourite fruit had a wild night out with a sea creature, and honestly? We're here for it.

Whether you're living out your deep-sea fantasies or just appreciate creative anatomy, this is the toy that'll have you looking at the fruit aisle differently forever.

Size Guide (Inches)

Measurement One Size XS S M L XL
Tip Circumference 0 1.4 1.6 1.8 2.1 0
Head Circumference 0 2.3 2.7 3.1 3.2 0
Head Diameter 0 0.7 0.9 1.0 1.0 0
Knot or Middle Circumference 0 3.5 3.8 4.4 5.0 0
Middle diameter 0 1.1 1.2 1.4 1.6 0
Shaft Circumference 0 3.7 4.2 4.8 5.5 0
Insertable Length 0 3.1 3.4 4.1 4.7 0
Total Length 0 5.9 6.7 7.5 9.1 0
Base Circumference 0 7.8 8.9 10.1 11.6 0

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