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The Banana X Tentacle

Sale price£59
Size: Small
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Sale price£59
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Description

Note: Our magical craftspeople are currently waving their wands to fix some production issues. This treasure will return to sale as soon as possible! Thanks for being cool about it. 

The collab you never knew you needed. Nature's most suggestive fruit meets your deepest ocean fantasies.

The Banana X Tentacle brings you the best of both worlds – the gentle curve that knows exactly where it's going, plus those delightfully textured suckers that make every adventure more interesting. It's like if your favourite fruit had a wild night out with a sea creature, and honestly? We're here for it.

Whether you're living out your deep-sea fantasies or just appreciate creative anatomy, this is the toy that'll have you looking at the fruit aisle differently forever.

Sizing

X-Small

  • Tip Circumference: 1.2" / 3cm
  • Head Circumference: 2.2" / 5.6cm
  • Head Diameter: 0.7in / 1.78cm
  • Knot or Middle Circumference: 3.7" / 9.4cm
  • Middle diameter: 1.18in / 2.99cm
  • Shaft Circumference: 3.7" / 9.4cm
  • Insertable Length: 3.1" / 8cm
  • Total Length: 5.6" / 14.2cm
  • Base Circumference: 4.6" / 11.6cm

Small

  • Tip Circumference: 1.3" / 3.2cm
  • Head Circumference: 2.8" / 7.2cm
  • Head Diameter: 0.89in / 2.29cm
  • Knot or Middle Circumference: 4.4" / 11.2cm
  • Middle diameter: 1.4in / 3.57cm
  • Shaft Circumference: 4.4" / 11.2cm
  • Insertable Length: 4.3" / 11cm
  • Total Length: 6.6" / 16.8cm
  • Base Circumference: 5.5" / 14cm

Medium

  • Tip Circumference: 1.6" / 4cm
  • Head Circumference: 3" / 7.6cm
  • Head Diameter: 0.95in / 2.42cm
  • Knot or Middle Circumference: 4.9" / 12.4cm
  • Middle diameter: 1.56in / 3.95cm
  • Shaft Circumference: 4.9" / 12.4cm
  • Insertable Length: 4.8" / 12.2cm
  • Total Length: 7.5" / 19cm
  • Base Circumference: 6" / 15.2cm

Large

  • Tip Circumference: 1.7" / 4.2cm
  • Head Circumference: 3.1" / 8cm
  • Head Diameter: 0.99in / 2.55cm
  • Knot or Middle Circumference: 5.7" / 14.4cm
  • Middle diameter: 1.81in / 4.58cm
  • Shaft Circumference: 5.7" / 14.4cm
  • Insertable Length: 5.7" / 14.4cm
  • Total Length: 8.7" / 22cm
  • Base Circumference: 6.9" / 17.6cm

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I can't hear you Bert, I have a banana in my rear

I got this in medium, soft and it feels great in my pussy. Because it's asymmetrical you get different sensations when you rotate it. The "banana peel" part makes a good handle. I haven't tried it up the back door yet but am planning to. The design gets hilarious reactions from other people when you whip it out.

The one thing I don't like about the design is that unlike some of the other dildos it doesn't have a wide base that could stand up or be attached to a suction cup accessory.

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miss wife

wife happy. Life good. Give wife banana. Wife leave. Monkey sad.

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Yummy

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