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The Banana X Tentacle

Q: What are the different firmness options?

We offer 4 firmness options: Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale Soft Firmness - 5A on the Shore hardness scale. Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale Squishy Soft Firmness - 0020 on the Shore hardness scale For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide .

Q: What do the colours actually look like?

Check out our colour guide to see exactly what our colours look like. But please keep in mind, each toy is hand-poured, so no two are exactly alike!

£69

Size: Medium

X-Small Small (+£10) Medium (+£20) Large (+£30)

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£69

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Description

Note: Our magical craftspeople are currently waving their wands to fix some production issues. This treasure will return to sale as soon as possible! Thanks for being cool about it.

The collab you never knew you needed. Nature's most suggestive fruit meets your deepest ocean fantasies.

The Banana X Tentacle brings you the best of both worlds – the gentle curve that knows exactly where it's going, plus those delightfully textured suckers that make every adventure more interesting. It's like if your favourite fruit had a wild night out with a sea creature, and honestly? We're here for it.

Whether you're living out your deep-sea fantasies or just appreciate creative anatomy, this is the toy that'll have you looking at the fruit aisle differently forever.

Sizing

X-Small

Tip Circumference: 1.2" / 3cm
Head Circumference: 2.2" / 5.6cm
Head Diameter: 0.7in / 1.78cm
Knot or Middle Circumference: 3.7" / 9.4cm
Middle diameter: 1.18in / 2.99cm
Shaft Circumference: 3.7" / 9.4cm
Insertable Length: 3.1" / 8cm
Total Length: 5.6" / 14.2cm
Base Circumference: 4.6" / 11.6cm

Small

Tip Circumference: 1.3" / 3.2cm
Head Circumference: 2.8" / 7.2cm
Head Diameter: 0.89in / 2.29cm
Knot or Middle Circumference: 4.4" / 11.2cm
Middle diameter: 1.4in / 3.57cm
Shaft Circumference: 4.4" / 11.2cm
Insertable Length: 4.3" / 11cm
Total Length: 6.6" / 16.8cm
Base Circumference: 5.5" / 14cm

Medium

Tip Circumference: 1.6" / 4cm
Head Circumference: 3" / 7.6cm
Head Diameter: 0.95in / 2.42cm
Knot or Middle Circumference: 4.9" / 12.4cm
Middle diameter: 1.56in / 3.95cm
Shaft Circumference: 4.9" / 12.4cm
Insertable Length: 4.8" / 12.2cm
Total Length: 7.5" / 19cm
Base Circumference: 6" / 15.2cm

Large

Tip Circumference: 1.7" / 4.2cm
Head Circumference: 3.1" / 8cm
Head Diameter: 0.99in / 2.55cm
Knot or Middle Circumference: 5.7" / 14.4cm
Middle diameter: 1.81in / 4.58cm
Shaft Circumference: 5.7" / 14.4cm
Insertable Length: 5.7" / 14.4cm
Total Length: 8.7" / 22cm
Base Circumference: 6.9" / 17.6cm

Product FAQ

What are the different colour options?

We offer 6 different colour styles, though not all are available on every product.

Surprise Me Basic - Leave the decision in our capable hands and we'll choose a solid colour that compliments your toy selection.

Surprise Me Premium - Leave the decision to us and we'll get creative with two or more colours. We love this choice as it allows us to get experimental with all of our colours, often resulting in our best pours.

Solid - One colour that will run evenly throughout your toy

Fade - Two colours combined that are gradually blended together. Colour 1 will be the tip of your toy and Colour 2 will be the shaft and base.

Marble - Two colours combined resulting in a veining effect similar to classic marble.

UC Trademark - This is a product-specific colour. The main image of the product is the UC Trademark colour.

For more information, take a look at our colour guide.

What are the different firmness options?

We offer 4 firmness options:

Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Soft Firmness - 5A on the Shore hardness scale.
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
Squishy Soft Firmness - 0020 on the Shore hardness scale

For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.

Why do you only use platinum silicone?

We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.

If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.

What do the colours actually look like?

Check out our colour guide to see exactly what our colours look like. But please keep in mind, each toy is hand-poured, so no two are exactly alike!

Reviews

I can't hear you Bert, I have a banana in my rear

I got this in medium, soft and it feels great in my pussy. Because it's asymmetrical you get different sensations when you rotate it. The "banana peel" part makes a good handle. I haven't tried it up the back door yet but am planning to. The design gets hilarious reactions from other people when you whip it out.

The one thing I don't like about the design is that unlike some of the other dildos it doesn't have a wide base that could stand up or be attached to a suction cup accessory.

miss wife

wife happy. Life good. Give wife banana. Wife leave. Monkey sad.

Yummy

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