The Banana X Tentacle Dildo

Note: Version 2.0 fixes everything that made us want to hide under our desks:

• Stable base that actually stays put (no more embarrassing tumbles)
• Compatible with suction cups AND vac-u-lock (because options are everything)
• Natural banana curve designed for exactly the right kind of pleasure 

The collab you never knew you needed. Nature's most suggestive fruit meets your deepest ocean fantasies.

The Banana X Tentacle brings you the best of both worlds – the gentle curve that knows exactly where it's going, plus those delightfully textured suckers that make every adventure more interesting. It's like if your favourite fruit had a wild night out with a sea creature, and honestly? We're here for it.

Whether you're living out your deep-sea fantasies or just appreciate creative anatomy, this is the toy that'll have you looking at the fruit aisle differently forever.

We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.

What makes it so special?

It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.

Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!

All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.

We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.