The Banana X Tentacle Dildo
A gentle banana curve that knows exactly where it's going, plus those textured suckers along the way that turn the whole thing into an event. Version 2 has a stable base that actually stays put (the tumbling era is over, we don't talk about it), and it's made from body-safe silicone, so the only thing wild here is the concept. Nature's most suggestive fruit had a night out with a sea creature, and the asymmetry means every rotation feels like a different toy.
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Note: Version 2.0 fixes everything that made us want to hide under our desks:
- Stable base that actually stays put (no more embarrassing tumbles)
- Compatible with suction cups AND vac-u-lock (because options are everything)
- Natural banana curve designed for exactly the right kind of pleasure
The collab you never knew you needed. Nature's most suggestive fruit meets your deepest ocean fantasies.
The Banana X Tentacle brings you the best of both worlds – the gentle curve that knows exactly where it's going, plus those delightfully textured suckers that make every adventure more interesting. It's like if your favourite fruit had a wild night out with a sea creature, and honestly? We're here for it.
Whether you're living out your deep-sea fantasies or just appreciate creative anatomy, this is the toy that'll have you looking at the fruit aisle differently forever.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Shipping to United Kingdom
Shipping to United Kingdom
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Curve meets suckers
The banana arc handles the direction while the tentacle texture handles the drama. Rotate it and the sensation changes, because nothing about this is symmetrical (on purpose).
Finally stands up
The stable base keeps it upright instead of face-planting, and it works with both suction cups and vac-u-lock, so hands-free or harness, the choice is yours.
Body-safe and yellow
Made from body-safe silicone in X-Small through Large, hand-poured (so yours is genuinely one of a kind). Wipes clean easily and tucks away when company's over.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 1.4 | 1.6 | 1.8 | 2.1 |
| Head Circumference | 2.3 | 2.7 | 3.1 | 3.2 |
| Head Diameter | 0.7 | 0.9 | 1.0 | 1.0 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 3.5 | 3.8 | 4.4 | 5.0 |
| Middle diameter | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.4 | 1.6 |
| Shaft Circumference | 3.7 | 4.2 | 4.8 | 5.5 |
| Insertable Length | 3.1 | 3.4 | 4.1 | 4.7 |
| Total Length | 5.9 | 6.7 | 7.5 | 9.1 |
| Base Circumference | 7.8 | 8.9 | 10.1 | 11.6 |
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