The Lily Bud Dildo
A chunky lily bud crown at the tip, a stem that swells as it goes, and the kind of stretch that makes you slow down and pay attention. Bigger than it looks (genuinely, check the measurements twice before you commit to Large), and made from body-safe silicone so the only thing demanding your attention is the toy itself. It also will sit happily on a shelf looking like decorative botanical art right up until someone asks what it is.
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Full details
Full details
This is for everyone who's thought "you know what? I'm fed up of cock and balls." The joy of fantasy sex toys is that you get something beautiful, interesting, and actually designed to be looked at (and, you know, used).
Introducing The Lily Bud Dildo.
Remember that design competition where you all submitted incredible concepts and one design came in second place? Yeah, turns out "second place" doesn't mean "forgotten in a drawer somewhere."
Inspired by summer, faeries, and the kind of water lilies that make you stop scrolling and actually look at nature for once. It's crowned by a lily bud, wreathed in open petals, and wrapped in gossamer dragonfly wings because apparently we decided "subtle" wasn't in the brief.
The pale pink and lime green colour combo screams "summer" without actually screaming anything, which is probably for the best.
What You're Getting:
- Botanical X Insectoid inspired design
- A lily bud crown that you absolutely will not shut up about
- Zero resemblance to actual human anatomy (because let's be honest, cocks and balls aren't winning any design awards, even with generous bathroom lighting at 2am)
Second place in a design competition. First place in your collection.
This design was dreamt up by the wonderful @luddleston
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Shipping to United Kingdom
Shipping to United Kingdom
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Your customisation
Girthy and blooming
The bud at the tip gives you a defined start before the stem swells into a proper fill. It's a stretch you ease into, not a sprint.
Hands-on and uncomplicated
No batteries, no buttons, no settings to fumble through (revolutionary, we know). The petals and lower stem give you plenty to hold onto, so you stay in charge of pace and depth the whole time.
Soft, safe, sneaky
Body-safe silicone, soft to the touch, and easy to wash with warm water and mild soap. Discreet enough to leave out in plain sight and pass it off as a slightly avant-garde sculpture.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Head Circumference | 4.8 | 5.5 | 5.7 | 6 |
| Head Diameter | 1.5 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 1.9 |
| Shaft Circumference | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| Insertable Length | 4 | 5.5 | 7 | 8 |
| Total Length | 5.5 | 7 | 9 | 10 |
| Base Circumference | 10.5 | 10.5 | 10.5 | 10.8 |
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