What our customers say

4.8(5)

The looks do most of the talking here, with the pale pink and lime green colourway and the botanical detail earning constant praise for being the prettiest thing in people's collections. The bud texture and gradual stretch come up again and again as favourites. The one recurring note is genuine surprise at the girth, so size down and check your measurements before ordering.

The Lily Bud Dildo

Name: The Lily Bud Dildo
Rating: 4.80 (5 reviews)

New

£49

A chunky lily bud crown at the tip that gives way to a stem that swells as it goes, so you get that lovely building stretch rather than one flat sensation. It's girthier than it looks in photos (genuinely, check your size before you commit), and it's poured in body-safe silicone. Zero resemblance to human anatomy, which frankly is a point in its favour.

Size: X-Small

X-Small £49 Small £59 Medium £69Most Popular Large £99

Total:

£49

Full details

This is for everyone who's thought "you know what? I'm fed up of cock and balls." The joy of fantasy sex toys is that you get something beautiful, interesting, and actually designed to be looked at (and, you know, used).

Introducing The Lily Bud Dildo.

Remember that design competition where you all submitted incredible concepts and one design came in second place? Yeah, turns out "second place" doesn't mean "forgotten in a drawer somewhere."

Inspired by summer, faeries, and the kind of water lilies that make you stop scrolling and actually look at nature for once. It's crowned by a lily bud, wreathed in open petals, and wrapped in gossamer dragonfly wings because apparently we decided "subtle" wasn't in the brief.

The pale pink and lime green colour combo screams "summer" without actually screaming anything, which is probably for the best.

What You're Getting:

Botanical X Insectoid inspired design
A lily bud crown that you absolutely will not shut up about
Zero resemblance to actual human anatomy (because let's be honest, cocks and balls aren't winning any design awards, even with generous bathroom lighting at 2am)

Second place in a design competition. First place in your collection.

This design was dreamt up by the wonderful @luddleston

Platinum Silicone

We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.

What makes it so special?

It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.

Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!

Shipping to United Kingdom

Discreet Shipping

All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.

Returns

Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.

You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.

For more info here's our full returns policy.

Secure Checkout

We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

The textured bud at the crown leads into a stem that thickens through the middle, so it fills you gradually and holds a proper stretch. Plenty of people find they can't take all of it right away, which is sort of the fun of it.

The wide petalled base gives you something solid to hold onto (and keeps everything above the waterline for external play). It runs thick for its length, so the size you'd normally reach for is probably one size too much here.

Body-safe silicone, soft to the touch, warm water and mild soap to clean. Innocent enough in pale pink and lime green that you could leave it on a shelf and let guests draw their own conclusions.

Size Guide (Inches)

Measurement	XS	S	M	L
Head Circumference	4.8 12.2	5.5 14.0	5.7 14.5	6 15.2
Head Diameter	1.5 3.8	1.8 4.6	1.8 4.6	1.9 4.8
Shaft Circumference	5 12.7	6 15.2	7 17.8	8 20.3
Insertable Length	4 10.2	5.5 14.0	7 17.8	8 20.3
Total Length	5.5 14.0	7 17.8	9 22.9	10 25.4
Base Circumference	10.5 26.7	10.5 26.7	10.5 26.7	10.8 27.4

The looks do most of the talking here, with the pale pink and lime green colourway and the botanical detail earning constant praise for being the prettiest thing in people's collections. The bud texture and gradual stretch come up again and again as favourites. The one recurring note is genuine surprise at the girth, so size down and check your measurements before ordering.

5 stars: 4 (80%)
4 stars: 1 (20%)
3 stars: 0 (0%)
2 stars: 0 (0%)
1 star: 0 (0%)

Petal to the metal, baby!

For those who have ever imagined how fun it would be to have ten minutes alone with Poison Ivy in her spring feelings.

Bigger than expected, and delightfully girthy as it ploughs your fertile soil. The little bud is such a fun texture to work with!

And the colours are fantastic.

A challenge you will certainly enjoy taking on.

The prettiest toy I own

I *love* my Lily Bud, it's a thing of beauty. I went for the Surprise Me Premium colour choice when it was on a free upgrade offer and I'd definitely chose it again and pay full price for it. I love the silver/green the UC team chose for it.
I went for medium softness and medium size, I checked the size before I ordered but this flower is *girthy*! I can't fit it all the way inside me yet but I'm enjoying trying! I love the chunky bud at the tip and then the way the stem swells, it gives a really lovely stretch. I'd definitely recommend it if you like pretty toys that fill you up inside.

Just as pretty in real life

It's just as pretty in real life as online! Be careful when picking a size - it's girthy 😅 Great texture, and the large base makes it easy to hold onto. The support team were also really helpful when I had questions about shipping.

Lily Bud dildo

Ordered the toy in large, super soft, and trademark coloration. Great detail and workmanship. Fast shipping for economy to the western US.

What a beauty

Want something that feels good but also looks innocent enough to leave it out for guests to see?
This is the dildo for you.

Looks amazing, feels amazing!
Nothing to add 😉

Product FAQ

What are the different colour options?

We offer 6 different colour styles, though not all are available on every product.

Surprise Me Basic - Leave the decision in our capable hands and we'll choose a solid colour that compliments your toy selection.

Surprise Me Premium - Leave the decision to us and we'll get creative with two or more colours. We love this choice as it allows us to get experimental with all of our colours, often resulting in our best pours.

Solid - One colour that will run evenly throughout your toy

Fade - Two colours combined that are gradually blended together. Colour 1 will be the tip of your toy and Colour 2 will be the shaft and base.

Marble - Two colours combined resulting in a veining effect similar to classic marble.

UC Trademark - This is a product-specific colour. The main image of the product is the UC Trademark colour.

For more information, take a look at our colour guide.

What are the different firmness options?

We offer the following firmness options:

Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
Squishy Soft Firmness - 0020 on the Shore hardness scale

For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.

Why do you only use platinum silicone?

We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.

If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.

How often should I clean my sex toys?

Clean your sex toys after every use! If you forget, just make sure they’re squeaky clean before the next use. However, anal toys need immediate attention due to the higher concentration of bacteria in that area, so wash and dry them ASAP.