What our customers say
The praise clusters hard around realism, craftsmanship, and the pleasant textures, with the subtle shimmering tip and the grippable balls both earning repeat mentions. Firmness and softness options get called out as spot on for individual preference. The one honest note: at the larger sizes the length can be a lot, so size down if you're unsure.
Realistic Dildo II
A curved shaft that seems to know exactly where your G-spot lives, a subtly shimmering tip, and a texture that's noticeable without shouting about it. It stays firm indefinitely and comes in body-safe silicone, so the only length concern is picking a size that actually fits you (Large is genuinely large, we're not being coy). Balls included, because apparently you missed them.
Total:
Add any toy to your cart and we'll secretly slip in a FREE x-small mystery dildo.
Want to size up? You can upgrade your surprise for just a few extra coins in cart. Because good things come in all sizes.
Full details
Full details
TL;DR: It's a realistic dildo with balls that's more curved than our original Realistic. It hits all the right spots, stays hard indefinitely, and unlike actual humans, comes in your exact preferred size.
So you're browsing our site full of tentacles and dragon bits when suddenly you think "but what about something that actually looks like a cock?" (We get it. Sometimes you just want the classics.)
Realistic II is exactly what it sounds like: our venture into anatomical accuracy. We've taken the revolutionary concept of "penis shape" and somehow made it both better AND more realistic (I'm still confused about how we pulled that off.)
The Highlights:
- Perfectly curved shaft that somehow knows exactly where your G-spot is
- Insanely realistic features
- Comes with balls because apparently some of you really missed those
- From X-Small ("oh that's cute") to Large ("where exactly do you think that's going to fit?").
This is our dip into the realistic toy pool. If you actually buy these instead of just giggling at this description, we promise to make more.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Shipping to United Kingdom
Shipping to United Kingdom
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Quietly textured
The exterior texture is present but never overbearing, and the ergonomic curve sits in harmony with your anatomy rather than fighting it. There's a very subtle shimmer at the tip that we didn't announce because surprises are more fun.
Easy to hold
The testicles aren't just decorative, they give you something to actually grip during use. Choose your firmness from super soft up to firm depending on how much give you want.
Flawless and odourless
Body-safe silicone with genuinely flawless craftsmanship, zero smell out of the box, and simple to keep clean. Discreet enough that it just looks like a very well made object (which it is).
Ready Mades: Realistic Dildo II
These one-of-a-kind beauties ship immediately, show exactly what you're getting, and disappear forever once claimed.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 4.3 | 4.9 | 5.5 | 6.5 |
| Shaft Circumference | 4.3 | 4.9 | 5.7 | 6 |
| Base Circumference | 7.7 | 8.8 | 9.8 | 11.3 |
| Insertable Length | 5.3 | 6.3 | 7.5 | 8.3 |
| Total Length | 6.3 | 7.2 | 8.3 | 9.4 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
The praise clusters hard around realism, craftsmanship, and the pleasant textures, with the subtle shimmering tip and the grippable balls both earning repeat mentions. Firmness and softness options get called out as spot on for individual preference. The one honest note: at the larger sizes the length can be a lot, so size down if you're unsure.
This realistic dildo is a success in every respect. I am completely impressed and utterly charmed by this work of art. I ordered the small size with medium firmness, and it’s perfect for me. The textures are beautiful and very pleasant to the touch, the shape is perfectly ergonomic and in harmony with the female anatomy, and the colors are so lovely! The tip of the dildo has a very, very subtle shimmer, which was a surprise, and the effect is simply magnificent. The testicles make it easy to hold and are very pleasant to feel during use. No odor at all, super fast delivery, and very nice packaging. UC truly is an exceptional company! The whole team is wonderful, and the customer service before and after purchase is extraordinary. I couldn’t be more satisfied! In the photo, you can see the dildo on the “suction cup mount,” attached to a yoga bolster —the setup works like a dream. Thank you soooo much UC! 🥰
As name implies, this dildo is very realistic. It is firm, but the length for me is painfully long. I do enjoy it anyhow.
Got the medium in ultra soft, great quality, very happy. Also was black Friday so a very good price.
Medium size in super soft is just what I was hoping for. The exterior texture is not overbearing but still noticeable. The craftmanship is flawless.
I love it so much I would probably choose a medium firmness next time but it was an in stock item and I still love every bit of it. The quality is fantastic and uncover are my favourite toy brand now
Delighted and pleasantly surprised by the quality and realism of the product. Huge congratulations. Thank you very much.
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Award-Winning Fantasy Sex Toys
Recognised by leading names in the industry.
Sexual Freedom Awards
Winner – Product of the Year
Bazowie Awards
Winner – Fan Favorite Horror Toy
XBIZ Europa Awards
Nominee – Sex Toy of the Year
XBIZ Awards
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UK Fetish Awards
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Alternative Awards
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