Realistic Dildo II
A curved shaft that finds your G-spot with the kind of confidence the real thing rarely manages, plus balls, because some of you genuinely missed those. If you're nervous about sizing, the curve does the work and the body-safe silicone means nothing about this is a gamble (it ranges from X-Small to Large, so you pick where on that spectrum you'd like to live).
Total:
Add any toy to your cart and we'll secretly slip in a FREE x-small mystery dildo.
Want to size up? You can upgrade your surprise for just a few extra coins in cart. Because good things come in all sizes.
Full details
Full details
TL;DR: It's a realistic dildo with balls that's more curved than our original Realistic. It hits all the right spots, stays hard indefinitely, and unlike actual humans, comes in your exact preferred size.
So you're browsing our site full of tentacles and dragon bits when suddenly you think "but what about something that actually looks like a cock?" (We get it. Sometimes you just want the classics.)
Realistic II is exactly what it sounds like: our venture into anatomical accuracy. We've taken the revolutionary concept of "penis shape" and somehow made it both better AND more realistic (I'm still confused about how we pulled that off.)
The Highlights:
- Perfectly curved shaft that somehow knows exactly where your G-spot is
- Insanely realistic features
- Comes with balls because apparently some of you really missed those
- From X-Small ("oh that's cute") to Large ("where exactly do you think that's going to fit?").
This is our dip into the realistic toy pool. If you actually buy these instead of just giggling at this description, we promise to make more.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Shipping to United Kingdom
Shipping to United Kingdom
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Subtly textured
Realistic detailing you can feel without it shouting about itself, and a curve angled to hit exactly where you want it.
Balls included
The testicles aren't just for realism, they give you something to actually hold onto while you're using it.
Body-safe silicone
Soft, non-porous and easy to clean, which means no lingering odour and no drama (the way these things should be).
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 4.3 | 4.9 | 5.5 | 6.5 |
| Shaft Circumference | 4.3 | 4.9 | 5.7 | 6 |
| Base Circumference | 7.7 | 8.8 | 9.8 | 11.3 |
| Insertable Length | 5.3 | 6.3 | 7.5 | 8.3 |
| Total Length | 6.3 | 7.2 | 8.3 | 9.4 |
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