




The Petal Grinder
It blooms, it grinds, and it nips at you from below when you least expect it (in a good way, promise). If most insertables feel built for cavernous anatomy, the slimmer, shorter tip here is the whole point, poured in body safe silicone with firmness options all the way down to super soft.
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Introducing The Petal, where botanical inspiration meets pleasure innovation.
Born from our community's wildest dreams (and runner up in our Design A Grinder competition), The Petal answers the question: "what if plants, but sexy?"
Features That'll Make You Bloom
- The Sweet Spot: An insertable tip that finds your internal pleasure points
- Petal Power: Textured petals with delightfully bumpy details that unfold sensation exactly where you need it
- A Little Extra Bite: Soft fangs at the base that add that unexpected "oh hello there" stimulation
Whether you're mounting it on a pillow, strapping it to your thigh, or securing it to your forearm, The Petals comes ready to play with fitted black nylon straps (3.28ft / 1m) and quick-release buckles.
Level up your experience with our Silky Smooth coating - a buttery-soft finish derived from Durian tree nuts. Expect a slight nutty scent and please note: not suitable for those with nut allergies.
Born from our Design A Grinder competition and brought to life by the amazing Cain, who clearly understood the assignment.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.


Petals with teeth
Bumpy textured petals spread sensation across everything they touch, a slim tip seeks out internal pleasure points, and soft fangs at the base deliver a little extra you didn't see coming. Add a bullet if you want the whole thing humming.
Strap it anywhere
Fitted black nylon straps (1m, quick release buckles) mean it mounts to a pillow, a thigh, or a forearm without complaint. You bring the rhythm, it does the rest.
Soft, softer, buttery
Body safe silicone in your choice of firmness, with an optional silky smooth coating made from durian tree nuts (buttery finish, faint nutty scent, a hard no if you have a nut allergy).
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | One Size |
|---|---|
| Length | 7.5 |
| Width | 5.5 |
| Insertable Length | 2.4 |
| Insertable Circumference | 3.0 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
The texture, custom colours, and build quality get praised over and over, and the super soft firmness has been a genuine win for shallow canals and endo. The slim insertable tip divides opinion, perfect for some and in the way for others, and the wider base may not suit bigger bodies or thicker thighs. A couple of reviewers also found the bullet add on sat too deep to feel much.





















































