Hey there!
Your friendly neighbourhood marketing person here, coming in hot with some very important updates from behind the curtain. (And by "curtain" I mean the mountain of dildos on my desk.)
First up: THE GREAT GRINDER DEBATE OF 2024 is happening in our studio. We've gotten so many incredible competition entries for our Design A Grinder competition that we're actually splitting this into two paths:
- One winner (chosen by us)
- Public voting for other amazing designs (because democracy is sexy)
Stay tuned for your chance to vote and potentially witness me winning several creative arguments.
SPEAKING OF WINNING ARGUMENTS...
Alex (our resident "but will it sell?" guy) has finally caved! We're launching the Owlbear in larger sizes soon. Please buy them all so I can do my victory dance. It's a really good dance, you guys. You're basically supporting the arts at this point.
Alex (our resident "but will it sell?" guy) has finally caved! We're launching the Owlbear in larger sizes soon. Please buy them all so I can do my victory dance. It's a really good dance, you guys. You're basically supporting the arts at this point.
🐉 DRAGON ALERT 🐉
Less than 24 hours left on our Choose Your Dragon promo! Time's ticking. No pressure.
Less than 24 hours left on our Choose Your Dragon promo! Time's ticking. No pressure.
Coming This Week:
The new Tentacle Depth Trainer in 4 sizes (up to 30" because we believe in options 👀)
My increasingly concerning coffee dependency
Probably more office debates about product sizes
My increasingly concerning coffee dependency
Probably more office debates about product sizes
BLACK FRIDAY PREP UPDATE:
We've ordered 5kg of coffee beans. This is either enough to get us through Black Friday or enough to achieve time travel. Will keep you posted.
Thank you and goodbye forever*!
We've ordered 5kg of coffee beans. This is either enough to get us through Black Friday or enough to achieve time travel. Will keep you posted.
Thank you and goodbye forever*!
*until approximately 3 days from now when I have more updates.
P.S. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the corner practicing my "I told you so" dance for when the Owlbear sizes sell.