The Tentacle Masturbator II
Suckers and ridges that feel slightly odd for about ten seconds and then very, very right. If you're on the girthier side, go squishy soft and the stretchy body safe silicone will happily make room (super soft runs firmer, choose with honesty). And once you're settled in, try a bit more lube and a slow half spin, then come back and thank us.
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Full details
Full details
The Sequel You've Been Waiting For
Our Tentacle Masturbator II comes with all the stimulating suckers and subtle ridges you never knew you needed in your life.
Simply add your favourite lube (because even fantasy creatures appreciate proper preparation) and dive into a world of frictionless pleasure.
Choose Your Adventure:
- Super Soft Silicone: For the sensation connoisseur
- Squishy Soft: For those who like to keep their options... well, squishy
The genius barrel design lets you control exactly how intense your experience gets. Squeeze harder for more pressure, softer for a gentler touch, it's basically like having a custom pleasure setting for every mood.
Worried about fit? Don't be. Our stretchy silicone accommodates most sizes with ease. Unless you've been blessed with truly legendary proportions (in which case, congratulations and our sincere apologies), this tentacle is ready to embrace you.
And because we think of everything, we've added intricate sea detailing to the outside. So when things get slippery (as they should), your grip stays firmly in place. No more embarrassing fumbles or impromptu diving expeditions to retrieve your fallen friend.
And contrary to popular belief, this isn't just a solo expedition tool! Hand it to your partner during foreplay and watch as they discover new ways to make you squirm (in the good way). It's basically like upgrading your partner's hand to the deluxe model.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Shipping to United Kingdom
Shipping to United Kingdom
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Suckers that commit
Internal suction cups and subtle ridges build an intensity that sneaks up on you. It starts as a strange new sensation and ends as the reason you stopped replying to messages.
Squeeze to taste
Grip the barrel harder for more pressure, lighter for less, like a pressure dial you operate with your whole hand. The sea texture on the outside keeps your grip exactly where it should be when things get slippery (and they should get slippery).
Flips inside out
Stretchy body safe silicone in two firmness levels, and it turns fully inside out so cleaning takes seconds rather than negotiation. Just add your favourite lube before diving in.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | One Size |
|---|---|
| Total Length | 4.3 |
| Total Diameter | 2.3 |
| Total Circumference | 7.2 |
| Opening Circumference | 6.3 |
| Opening Diameter | 2.0 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
Reviewers keep praising the internal suction cups (odd at first, addictive after), the intensity, and how good the colours turn out, with the texture plus a good lube called genuinely incredible. The recurring concern is fit: thicker users found super soft too firm and wished they'd ordered squishy soft instead. One reviewer noted a slightly rough finish on one end that made no difference to how it performed.
