The Tentacle Dildo
A gradual tip and a gentle curve do the polite introductions, then two columns of soft suckers take over and drag every bit of sensation out of the journey. Fair warning, the girth lives down near the base and it's more than the slim tip lets on, but it's poured in squishy body safe silicone so it yields when you need it to (sizing down is allowed, we won't tell anyone). Finished with a coral inspired base, because if you're bringing something home from the rock pool it may as well be gorgeous.
Total:
Add any toy to your cart and we'll secretly slip in a FREE x-small mystery dildo.
Want to size up? You can upgrade your surprise for just a few extra coins in cart. Because good things come in all sizes.
Full details
Full details
A gradual tip with a gentle curve will lead you down two columns of soft suckers that have been designed to reach your inner-depths. With a ribbed back for added sensations and a beautiful coral-inspired base, you won’t be throwing this one back.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Shipping to United Kingdom
Shipping to United Kingdom
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Texture doing overtime
The suction cups flutter and grip on the way through while the ribbed back covers everything they miss. They also pull their weight externally, which we'd describe in more detail but you'll work it out.
Slow build by design
The slim curved tip eases you in, then the diameter builds steadily toward the bottom, so the last stretch is the main event. Pick your size with that ending in mind.
Squish, certified
Body safe silicone, available in your choice of size and softness, in colours you pick yourself. Arrives in a box so unassuming your postie will assume it's a candle.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 2.7 | 3.0 | 3.3 |
| Widest Point Circumference | 8.3 | 9.8 | 11.6 |
| Base Circumference | 9.5 | 11.6 | 13.4 |
| Insertable Length | 7.3 | 8.5 | 10.2 |
| Total Length | 8.7 | 10.2 | 12.4 |
You may also like
Reviews
What customers are saying
Reviewers keep praising the suction cups and ribbed texture, both internally and for external stimulation, along with the squishy soft silicone, the custom colours and quick delivery with the odd free goodie thrown in. The recurring caution is sizing: the girth near the base runs bigger than the slim tip suggests, and a few wished they'd gone smaller or softer, with one finding the jump from thin tip to full width too abrupt to enjoy.
