What our customers say
The recurring praise is the texture and shape: even at the smallest sizes people feel the bumps and the slight knot, and it lands well as a first knotted toy for beginners. The most common concern is sizing, so read the size chart harder than you normally would and take the girth-to-length ratio seriously. A few also flag that super soft can feel too floppy for solo or plus-sized play, where a firmer option holds up better.
The Satyr Dildo
A flat, smooth head that eases in with an "oh, that's nice" before the ribbing and bumped ridges start having actual opinions about the situation. If you're nervous it'll be too much, it won't (the head is a gentle introduction, not an ambush), and it's poured in body-safe platinum silicone. The slight knot fills without overwhelming, which is a sentence we don't get to write often.
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Because sometimes you want your mythology to come with benefits.
Look, we could give you the whole speech about ancient Greek legends and woodland creatures and their, uh, reputation for enthusiasm. But you're here because you saw the shape and textures and thought "yes, that's the one."
(We respect that.)
Here's what makes The Satyr different from every other toy gathering dust in your drawer:
The head is flat. Not sharp, not intimidating, just a smooth curve that makes insertion feel like "oh, that's nice" instead of "why did I think this was a good idea?"
Then comes the fun part. Because once you're past that gentle introduction, The Satyr has OPINIONS about what happens next. We're talking textures everywhere. Ribbing along the top side that catches just right. Bumped ridges underneath that you'll feel with every movement. A slight knotted design that fills without overwhelming.
The gentle curves mean it's designed to work with your body instead of against it. Small enough to feel achievable, textured enough to feel like an event. The base even has hair detailing, because if we're doing satyr energy, we're committing.
This is the toy for people who want their fantasy elements functional, not just decorative.
Brought to life with the creative genius of Kat from Excelddesigns.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Shipping to United Kingdom
Shipping to United Kingdom
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
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Ridges with opinions
Ribbing along the top catches as you move, bumped ridges underneath make themselves known, and the slight knot fills without staging a takeover. Even at the smaller sizes, you feel every bit of it (we checked, it's not subtle).
Works with you
The gentle curves are shaped to follow your body instead of fighting it, and the flat head means insertion starts easy rather than intimidating. Small enough to feel achievable, textured enough to feel like an event.
Soft, safe, glittery
Body-safe platinum silicone, easy to wash, and yes it's a little glittery with swirls up close if you order it that way. Firmness matters here more than usual, so pick medium if you want it to hold its shape rather than flop about.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Head Circumference | 3.2 | 3.7 | 4.1 | 4.7 |
| Head Diameter | 1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.5 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 4.3 | 5.1 | 5.5 | 6.6 |
| Middle diameter | 1.4 | 1.6 | 1.8 | 2.1 |
| Shaft Circumference | 3.5 | 4 | 4.3 | 5.1 |
| Insertable Length | 5 | 5.9 | 6.7 | 7.5 |
| Total Length | 5.7 | 6.7 | 7.7 | 8.2 |
| Base Circumference | 8.6 | 9.6 | 10.4 | 12.3 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
The recurring praise is the texture and shape: even at the smallest sizes people feel the bumps and the slight knot, and it lands well as a first knotted toy for beginners. The most common concern is sizing, so read the size chart harder than you normally would and take the girth-to-length ratio seriously. A few also flag that super soft can feel too floppy for solo or plus-sized play, where a firmer option holds up better.
I got a medium, surprise me basic, super soft because I heard that's the recommended size for newbie's like me and I'm very happy with my purchase! The semi-knot looks like it doesn't do a huge difference but trust me you can feel it <3. I was pleasantly surprised to see that the silicone is a little bit glittery, you can see the swirls up-close, but its nothing super eye catching, positively.
The satyr is on the right in the picture alongside the white small mystery + (average sized) blue freebie I got in the package
Love the shape and texture of the shaft and tip, it's very comfortable to insert. Definitely agree with other reviews here, though: really think about which size is the right one for you (like, more than you usually would). I did study the size chart and thought I'd made the right choice, but it seems I should have focused less on insertable length and the knot, and more on visualizing the girth-to-length ratios lol. I got it in size small+super soft firmness (which I've never regretted before), but in this case, I wish I'd either gone one size up or chosen medium firmness for once. It's still a great toy, but a bit thinner and floppier than I'd imagined (that's on me though, the measurements were all there after all).
Absolutely gorgeous, and the size and texture is perfect. I purchased this as a gift for my fiancee for our upcoming vacation, and I sent an email asking if it could be completed and delivered before the start of August. I was recommended to get it expedited, and I did. I expected to wait a few weeks for this toy, but instead waited only 4 days! Incredible customer service, and the product is very well made. I purchased a large, and it is definitely smaller than many large fantasy toys, but still a very good size, and exactly what we wanted. The knot is well-tapered but large enough to provide the perfect stretch.
The color and quality is great.. but I wish I would have gotten th sample pucks or something to have a better grasp of the latex firmness. I feel like I spent $100 for a toy that's hard to use because it's so floppy that it's hard to use solo.
Medium - super soft. I bought this on a whim because I am an impulsive shopper and it looked fun. It IS fun. I have never experienced anything quite like this toy. The shape needed a slightly different angle of entry for me, which only lent to the experience. Also mine came in dayglow green so I can pretend it is an alien satyr if I want.
This is my first toy with a knot on the base and it is a good size for a beginner like me.
I want to start this by saying, this is a lovely toy - it has a lovely reach, a great texture, and would work great for someone who wants more depth without a wider girth.
For plus sized humans, like myself, or if you plan on attaching this to a Mechanical Aid, I really recommend getting the medium versus the soft/super soft - because of the length with the slimmer girth, it can be a bit unwieldy for self-play which for me, took away from the experience.
All in all; would likely be a 5 if I had thought ahead on just how squishy the super soft would be. The design is fantastic, the colors are vibrant, and though it won't be the first thing I reach for in my toybox, it most certainly won't be regaled to the dust.
Order Specs:
Firmness: Super Soft
Size: Medium
Never really bought one before and was nervous about it but the toy was simply wonderful.
The title says it all. Literally me new favorite thing. Im so excited to use it literally all the time. Well made. Perfect size for me.. and that lowkey knot?!?!?! Heart eyes. Forreal.
I cant give it a true rating because I bought the wrong size T.T but it's beautifully made.
Hi there
Thank you for your feedback. We're sorry to hear the size wasn't quite right for you, but we're glad to hear you appreciate the craftsmanship.
We list all product measurements on our website to help customers choose the best size for their preferences before ordering. If you ever have any questions about sizing before your next purchase, please feel free to reach out and we'll be happy to help.
Kind regards
The Uncover Creations service team
I was expecting this to be a little bigger but I actually really liked this one as it's something a little different. It would be good for beginners or people who don't want anything huge.
M was a great size for me. Good for beginning to see what you like.
The description and the color i got was a stunning accurate to the picture it feels nice size was accurate too
I ordered it in X-small super soft as I simply wanted to try something new and bigger size toys are uncomfortable to me, and let me tell you, it surprised me with how good it is.
At first, I thought I wouldn't be feeling the little bumps due to the size, but oh boy was I wrong. You can really FEEL these little things in all the right places. The slight knot is also a nice addition, but probably not as satisfying as it would've been in a bigger size if you're not a beginner.
It's overall very enjoyable and fun toy.
We buy a lot of Dildos. And I mean.... a LOT. We probably have 10K worth of dildos in various shapes and sizes. We thought Satyr dildo looked really cool, and got the large, as we normally buy large, XL, or XXL for our collection. We have not had good experience buying with UncoverCreations, but thought we'd give them another chance and spent the $140 for this dildo. This time, the item shipped out quickly and we received it today. However... what an absolute disappointment! This thing is TINY for a large. Its about the size of a normal dildo at any store. The form and ridges are kind of boring. Its not super satisfying. We wont be shopping at Uncover again and will be sticking to Bad Dragon and Nothosaur.
Thanks for sharing your thoughts and for giving the piece a try. Size perception can vary a lot depending on personal collections and preferences, so it’s helpful context for other buyers to hear how it compares to what you’re used to. All measurements for the Satyr are listed clearly on the product page, and we always recommend checking those details to make sure a piece matches what you’re looking for in terms of scale and design.
Kind regards
The Uncover Creation service team
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