The Satyr Dildo

Q: What is the best knot dildo for beginners?

For those new to knot dildos, we recommend starting with our X-Small and Small sizes. These options are perfect for easing into the experience: Dragon Knot - X-Small: With a 4.5" circumference knot, it's ideal for first-timers. Knot II - X-Small: Also features a 4.5" circumference knot, providing a snug yet manageable fit. For Intermediate Users: If you're ready for a bit more intensity but prefer a shorter shaft, the Werewolf III X-Small is a great choice. It has a slightly larger 5.5" knot, so you can enjoy a bigger thrill without the extra length.

Q: What are the different colour options?

We offer 6 different colour styles, though not all are available on every product. Surprise Me Basic - Leave the decision in our capable hands and we'll choose a solid colour that compliments your toy selection. Surprise Me Premium - Leave the decision to us and we'll get creative with two or more colours. We love this choice as it allows us to get experimental with all of our colours, often resulting in our best pours. Solid - One colour that will run evenly throughout your toy Fade - Two colours combined that are gradually blended together. Colour 1 will be the tip of your toy and Colour 2 will be the shaft and base. Marble - Two colours combined resulting in a veining effect similar to classic marble. UC Trademark - This is a product-specific colour. The main image of the product is the UC Trademark colour. For more information, take a look at our colour guide .

Q: What are the different firmness options?

We offer the following firmness options: Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale Squishy Soft Firmness - 0020 on the Shore hardness scale For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide .

Q: Why do you only use platinum silicone?

We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic. If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide .

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A flat, smooth head that makes the first moment feel like "oh, that's nice" rather than a poor life decision, then ribbing on top and bumped ridges underneath that you genuinely feel with every move. Yes, it runs slim and the super soft really is that soft, so check the size chart harder than you think you need to (the body-safe silicone isn't going anywhere, but your firmness regret might). The slight knot fills without staging a whole event down there.

Size: X-Small

X-Small £49 Small £59 Medium £69Most Popular Large £119

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Because sometimes you want your mythology to come with benefits.

Look, we could give you the whole speech about ancient Greek legends and woodland creatures and their, uh, reputation for enthusiasm. But you're here because you saw the shape and textures and thought "yes, that's the one."

(We respect that.)

Here's what makes The Satyr different from every other toy gathering dust in your drawer:

The head is flat. Not sharp, not intimidating, just a smooth curve that makes insertion feel like "oh, that's nice" instead of "why did I think this was a good idea?"

Then comes the fun part. Because once you're past that gentle introduction, The Satyr has OPINIONS about what happens next. We're talking textures everywhere. Ribbing along the top side that catches just right. Bumped ridges underneath that you'll feel with every movement. A slight knotted design that fills without overwhelming.

The gentle curves mean it's designed to work with your body instead of against it. Small enough to feel achievable, textured enough to feel like an event. The base even has hair detailing, because if we're doing satyr energy, we're committing.

This is the toy for people who want their fantasy elements functional, not just decorative.

Platinum Silicone

We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.

What makes it so special?

It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.

Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!

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The Satyr Dildo

£49

Ribbing along the top, bumped ridges underneath, and a gentle knot that you'll clock on every pass (even at the smaller sizes, where you'd swear you wouldn't feel a thing and then very much do).

The gentle curves are built to follow your body instead of arguing with it, and the smaller sizes feel achievable rather than aspirational. Firmer firmness handles better solo and on a harness, so pick accordingly if you don't want it floppy.

Body-safe silicone with a flat base and full hair detailing (if we're doing satyr, we're doing satyr), easy to wipe down and quietly unremarkable in a drawer.

Size Guide (Inches)

Measurement	XS	S	M	L
Head Circumference	3.2 8.1	3.7 9.4	4.1 10.4	4.7 11.9
Head Diameter	1 2.5	1.2 3.0	1.3 3.3	1.5 3.8
Knot or Middle Circumference	4.3 10.9	5.1 13.0	5.5 14.0	6.6 16.8
Middle diameter	1.4 3.6	1.6 4.1	1.8 4.6	2.1 5.3
Shaft Circumference	3.5 8.9	4 10.2	4.3 10.9	5.1 13.0
Insertable Length	5 12.7	5.9 15.0	6.7 17.0	7.5 19.1
Total Length	5.7 14.5	6.7 17.0	7.7 19.6	8.2 20.8
Base Circumference	8.6 21.8	9.6 24.4	10.4 26.4	12.3 31.2

The recurring praise lands on the comfortable flat head, the surprisingly noticeable texture and knot, and how genuinely beginner-friendly it is, with several people noting it's a great first toy. The one concern that comes up again and again is sizing and firmness: it runs slimmer and shorter than expected, and the super soft can feel too floppy to use solo, so reading the size chart and considering a firmer option is worth the extra minute.

Gorgeous, But Be Mindful Of The Firmness For Bigger Bodies

I want to start this by saying, this is a lovely toy - it has a lovely reach, a great texture, and would work great for someone who wants more depth without a wider girth.

For plus sized humans, like myself, or if you plan on attaching this to a Mechanical Aid, I really recommend getting the medium versus the soft/super soft - because of the length with the slimmer girth, it can be a bit unwieldy for self-play which for me, took away from the experience.

All in all; would likely be a 5 if I had thought ahead on just how squishy the super soft would be. The design is fantastic, the colors are vibrant, and though it won't be the first thing I reach for in my toybox, it most certainly won't be regaled to the dust.

Order Specs:
Firmness: Super Soft
Size: Medium

Just perfect

I ordered it in X-small super soft as I simply wanted to try something new and bigger size toys are uncomfortable to me, and let me tell you, it surprised me with how good it is.
At first, I thought I wouldn't be feeling the little bumps due to the size, but oh boy was I wrong. You can really FEEL these little things in all the right places. The slight knot is also a nice addition, but probably not as satisfying as it would've been in a bigger size if you're not a beginner.
It's overall very enjoyable and fun toy.

Great Design (pay attention to the size chart, though!)

Love the shape and texture of the shaft and tip, it's very comfortable to insert. Definitely agree with other reviews here, though: really think about which size is the right one for you (like, more than you usually would). I did study the size chart and thought I'd made the right choice, but it seems I should have focused less on insertable length and the knot, and more on visualizing the girth-to-length ratios lol. I got it in size small+super soft firmness (which I've never regretted before), but in this case, I wish I'd either gone one size up or chosen medium firmness for once. It's still a great toy, but a bit thinner and floppier than I'd imagined (that's on me though, the measurements were all there after all).

Underwhelming

We buy a lot of Dildos. And I mean.... a LOT. We probably have 10K worth of dildos in various shapes and sizes. We thought Satyr dildo looked really cool, and got the large, as we normally buy large, XL, or XXL for our collection. We have not had good experience buying with UncoverCreations, but thought we'd give them another chance and spent the $140 for this dildo. This time, the item shipped out quickly and we received it today. However... what an absolute disappointment! This thing is TINY for a large. Its about the size of a normal dildo at any store. The form and ridges are kind of boring. Its not super satisfying. We wont be shopping at Uncover again and will be sticking to Bad Dragon and Nothosaur.

Thanks for sharing your thoughts and for giving the piece a try. Size perception can vary a lot depending on personal collections and preferences, so it’s helpful context for other buyers to hear how it compares to what you’re used to. All measurements for the Satyr are listed clearly on the product page, and we always recommend checking those details to make sure a piece matches what you’re looking for in terms of scale and design.

Kind regards
The Uncover Creation service team

Good for beginners

I got a medium, surprise me basic, super soft because I heard that's the recommended size for newbie's like me and I'm very happy with my purchase! The semi-knot looks like it doesn't do a huge difference but trust me you can feel it <3. I was pleasantly surprised to see that the silicone is a little bit glittery, you can see the swirls up-close, but its nothing super eye catching, positively.

The satyr is on the right in the picture alongside the white small mystery + (average sized) blue freebie I got in the package

Oh. My. Gawd.

The title says it all. Literally me new favorite thing. Im so excited to use it literally all the time. Well made. Perfect size for me.. and that lowkey knot?!?!?! Heart eyes. Forreal.

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Product FAQ

What is the best knot dildo for beginners?

For those new to knot dildos, we recommend starting with our X-Small and Small sizes. These options are perfect for easing into the experience:

Dragon Knot - X-Small: With a 4.5" circumference knot, it's ideal for first-timers.
Knot II - X-Small: Also features a 4.5" circumference knot, providing a snug yet manageable fit.

For Intermediate Users:
If you're ready for a bit more intensity but prefer a shorter shaft, the Werewolf III X-Small is a great choice. It has a slightly larger 5.5" knot, so you can enjoy a bigger thrill without the extra length.

What are the different colour options?

We offer 6 different colour styles, though not all are available on every product.

Surprise Me Basic - Leave the decision in our capable hands and we'll choose a solid colour that compliments your toy selection.

Surprise Me Premium - Leave the decision to us and we'll get creative with two or more colours. We love this choice as it allows us to get experimental with all of our colours, often resulting in our best pours.

Solid - One colour that will run evenly throughout your toy

Fade - Two colours combined that are gradually blended together. Colour 1 will be the tip of your toy and Colour 2 will be the shaft and base.

Marble - Two colours combined resulting in a veining effect similar to classic marble.

UC Trademark - This is a product-specific colour. The main image of the product is the UC Trademark colour.

For more information, take a look at our colour guide.

What are the different firmness options?

We offer the following firmness options:

Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
Squishy Soft Firmness - 0020 on the Shore hardness scale

For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.

Why do you only use platinum silicone?

We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.

If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.

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The Satyr Dildo

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Textures everywhere

Works with you

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