The Satyr Dildo

Q: What are the different firmness options?

We offer the following firmness options: Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale Squishy Soft Firmness - 0020 on the Shore hardness scale For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide .

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£49

Size: X-Small

X-Small Small (+£10) Medium (+£20) Large (+£70)

Total:

£49

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Description

Because sometimes you want your mythology to come with benefits.

Look, we could give you the whole speech about ancient Greek legends and woodland creatures and their, uh, reputation for enthusiasm. But you're here because you saw the shape and textures and thought "yes, that's the one."

(We respect that.)

Here's what makes The Satyr different from every other toy gathering dust in your drawer:

The head is flat. Not sharp, not intimidating, just a smooth curve that makes insertion feel like "oh, that's nice" instead of "why did I think this was a good idea?"

Then comes the fun part. Because once you're past that gentle introduction, The Satyr has OPINIONS about what happens next. We're talking textures everywhere. Ribbing along the top side that catches just right. Bumped ridges underneath that you'll feel with every movement. A slight knotted design that fills without overwhelming.

The gentle curves mean it's designed to work with your body instead of against it. Small enough to feel achievable, textured enough to feel like an event. The base even has hair detailing, because if we're doing satyr energy, we're committing.

This is the toy for people who want their fantasy elements functional, not just decorative.

Size Guide (Inches)

Measurement	XS	S	M	L
Head Circumference	3.2 8.1	3.7 9.4	4.1 10.4	4.7 11.9
Head Diameter	1 2.5	1.2 3.0	1.3 3.3	1.5 3.8
Knot or Middle Circumference	4.3 10.9	5.1 13.0	5.5 14.0	6.6 16.8
Middle diameter	1.4 3.6	1.6 4.1	1.8 4.6	2.1 5.3
Shaft Circumference	3.5 8.9	4 10.2	4.3 10.9	5.1 13.0
Insertable Length	5 12.7	5.9 15.0	6.7 17.0	7.5 19.1
Total Length	5.7 14.5	6.7 17.0	7.7 19.6	8.2 20.8
Base Circumference	8.6 21.8	9.6 24.4	10.4 26.4	12.3 31.2

Product FAQ

What is the best knot dildo for beginners?

For those new to knot dildos, we recommend starting with our X-Small and Small sizes. These options are perfect for easing into the experience:

Dragon Knot - X-Small: With a 4.5" circumference knot, it's ideal for first-timers.
Knot II - X-Small: Also features a 4.5" circumference knot, providing a snug yet manageable fit.

For Intermediate Users:
If you're ready for a bit more intensity but prefer a shorter shaft, the Werewolf III X-Small is a great choice. It has a slightly larger 5.5" knot, so you can enjoy a bigger thrill without the extra length.

What are the different colour options?

We offer 6 different colour styles, though not all are available on every product.

Surprise Me Basic - Leave the decision in our capable hands and we'll choose a solid colour that compliments your toy selection.

Surprise Me Premium - Leave the decision to us and we'll get creative with two or more colours. We love this choice as it allows us to get experimental with all of our colours, often resulting in our best pours.

Solid - One colour that will run evenly throughout your toy

Fade - Two colours combined that are gradually blended together. Colour 1 will be the tip of your toy and Colour 2 will be the shaft and base.

Marble - Two colours combined resulting in a veining effect similar to classic marble.

UC Trademark - This is a product-specific colour. The main image of the product is the UC Trademark colour.

For more information, take a look at our colour guide.

What are the different firmness options?

We offer the following firmness options:

Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
Squishy Soft Firmness - 0020 on the Shore hardness scale

For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.

Why do you only use platinum silicone?

We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.

If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.

Reviews

Underwhelming

We buy a lot of Dildos. And I mean.... a LOT. We probably have 10K worth of dildos in various shapes and sizes. We thought Satyr dildo looked really cool, and got the large, as we normally buy large, XL, or XXL for our collection. We have not had good experience buying with UncoverCreations, but thought we'd give them another chance and spent the $140 for this dildo. This time, the item shipped out quickly and we received it today. However... what an absolute disappointment! This thing is TINY for a large. Its about the size of a normal dildo at any store. The form and ridges are kind of boring. Its not super satisfying. We wont be shopping at Uncover again and will be sticking to Bad Dragon and Nothosaur.

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