
The Mystery Egg
Remember our Mystery Dildo? Well, we had a meeting and were like "what if we did that... but egg?" (Yes, this is literally how our product development goes).
So here we are, completely unoriginal but honestly? Still iconic:
- One of our most coveted eggs
- Colour and firmness will be chosen at random
- Sometimes the best ideas are just remixes of the classics (and we're not even sorry about it)
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

The Mystery Egg
Sale price£9
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