The Mystery Egg
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Remember our Mystery Dildo? Well, we had a meeting and were like "what if we did that... but egg?" (Yes, this is literally how our product development goes).
So here we are, completely unoriginal but honestly? Still iconic:
- One of our most coveted eggs
- Colour and firmness will be chosen at random
- Sometimes the best ideas are just remixes of the classics (and we're not even sorry about it)
Shipping to United Kingdom
Shipping to United Kingdom
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Reviews
I ordered this one alongside a small clutch of dragon eggs, I wanted to compare the size of them to a medium and if it was larger than I expected I could work my way up to it. My mystery egg was a spiral with a mashup of colors mostly at the base of the egg -- I'm particularly a fan of the "trapped souls of the damned" in the purple silicone, it gave me and my husband a good laugh!
The spiral shape can be a bit tricky to keep a hold of when it gets slippery, but I think it also helps with the insertion so it's balanced out I suppose. The size is about as large as my largest toy, so I definitely need a warm up before attempting to use.
I'm excited to try out more sizes and varieties in the future!
Firm to the touch and a very good fit
A little bit larger than a "large" jade or other yoni egg. SO PRETTY! I was nervous that I would get to that were very similar, but both on squishiness and color and.. indentation pattern they were unique.
I like it more for him squeezing than vaginal squeezing currently, I'm just used to the more solid less body neutral presence of the stones I think.
. But I think I'm going to try it with one of those accessories the positives that pop them out like a potato gun, and see if I like how that elevates the experience 🤔
The sizing is a tad confusing. (But that might be user error) my egg came in a nice color and I was happy with my purchase overall.
I had ordered small but they're the same size as the mediums I had ordered earlier.
The green 1 is 1 of the ones I ordered, and the red 1 is 1 of the ones that was older.
Ordered the medium size and was surprised at the size difference between that and the small, definitely a good size range. It’s pretty firm so something I’ll have to work up to 😅 no complaints about that though. Such a pretty colour, definitely happy
High quality, and a decent color to boot.
These are exactly what I needed. They're beautiful 😍, they're filling. I love "birthing" them. They're so fun to RP with:
Perfect for when your dragon boyfriend won't let you out of the castle because he's too possessive - can't have another suitor try to court you when he can tell you're full of another man's eggs!
I initially had an order with a mystery egg; that option got changed due to little interest. I emailed UC and asked if I could get the egg; no problem! 2 days later my friend was interested in the small 'mystery' dildo (which I expected to be a wolf/anthro and it was!). So I emailed them back I would like the mystery dildo; also no problem! I received the mystery dildo and am super happy with the communication of UC!