The Mystery Egg

£9

Size: Small

Small £9 Medium £15 Large £19

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Remember our Mystery Dildo? Well, we had a meeting and were like "what if we did that... but egg?" (Yes, this is literally how our product development goes).

So here we are, completely unoriginal but honestly? Still iconic:

One of our most coveted eggs
Colour and firmness will be chosen at random
Sometimes the best ideas are just remixes of the classics (and we're not even sorry about it)

Shipping to United Kingdom

Discreet Shipping

All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.

Returns

Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.

You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.

For more info here's our full returns policy.

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Reviews

A bit bigger than expected

I had ordered small but they're the same size as the mediums I had ordered earlier.

The green 1 is 1 of the ones I ordered, and the red 1 is 1 of the ones that was older.

Spectacular

These are exactly what I needed. They're beautiful 😍, they're filling. I love "birthing" them. They're so fun to RP with:

Perfect for when your dragon boyfriend won't let you out of the castle because he's too possessive - can't have another suitor try to court you when he can tell you're full of another man's eggs!

The egg hatched into a wolf!

I initially had an order with a mystery egg; that option got changed due to little interest. I emailed UC and asked if I could get the egg; no problem! 2 days later my friend was interested in the small 'mystery' dildo (which I expected to be a wolf/anthro and it was!). So I emailed them back I would like the mystery dildo; also no problem! I received the mystery dildo and am super happy with the communication of UC!

Mystery egg

Firm to the touch and a very good fit

Sticky

I ve ordered the mystery egg in medium, it looks pretty and the size is great but its way too sticky material. Not sure if i d like to use it. I comtacted the customer service and they gave me a gift card but still it shouldnt be like
This, its my first time
Ordering and its not a good first impression.

Interesting!

A little bit larger than a "large" jade or other yoni egg. SO PRETTY! I was nervous that I would get to that were very similar, but both on squishiness and color and.. indentation pattern they were unique.

I like it more for him squeezing than vaginal squeezing currently, I'm just used to the more solid less body neutral presence of the stones I think.

. But I think I'm going to try it with one of those accessories the positives that pop them out like a potato gun, and see if I like how that elevates the experience 🤔

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