

The Handheld Tentacle Grinder II - Super Soft Firmness - Ready Made - Almost Perfect
- Only one exists. When it sells, that's it. There won't be another one exactly like this because that's impossible and also kind of the whole point.
- What you see is what arrives. Not approximately this. Not a close match. This piece, in this photo, is the thing you'll unwrap.
- Ships in 1 to 2 days. It's already made. There's no queue, no production window, nothing standing between you and it except the checkout.
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- Firmness
- Super Soft
- Bullet hole
- No
- Ref
- 7737
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We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
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Size Guide
| Measurement | One Size |
|---|---|
| Length | 4.4″ |
| Width | 3.3″ |
| Depth | 2.0″ |

What our customers say
Reviewers keep praising the texture (the nooks and crannies get specific shoutouts), the premium feel of the silicone and how easy it is to control, with several calling it exactly the handheld toy they had been hunting for. The recurring concern is the finger slots, which a few found too shallow or short for a fully secure grip, and one order arrived with a patchy colour pour. Multiple reviewers recommend a thorough clean, twice, because of the textured surface.




Model: The Handheld Tentacle Grinder II
Get ready for a splash with the Handheld Tentacle Grinder II... Now with a nifty twist – finger slots so it fits like your favourite glove! Dive in and steer the ship yourself, controlling the grind with the power of your own hands. This baby's rocking a coral masterpiece base, with all the sea vibes you could dream of. Think of it as your personal octopus arm, with grooves and squishy suckers ready to take you on a wild ride on the waves of pleasure.
Don't skimp on the lube, folks! A good slather of your go-to slick stuff will make this a slip-slidey adventure you won't forget. And for the connoisseurs of smooth, check out our Silky Smooth Upgrade. It's like giving your grinder a first-class ticket to luxury town.
Silky Smooth Upgrade: Fancy a touch more finesse? We've got just the thing. Our upgrade gives your grinder a finish so smooth, it'll feel like it's gliding on air. And the secret ingredient? A dash of magic from Durian tree nuts. But, a word to the wise – if you're not into durian, have nut allergies, or you're a bit picky about scents, you might want to stick to the classic. The silky smooth version has a hint of nutty aroma that sets it apart from the usual no-smell silicone.
FAQ
Why do you only use platinum silicone?
We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.
If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.
What are the different firmness options?
We offer 3 firmness options:
Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Soft Firmness - 5A on the Shore hardness scale.
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.
























































