The Handheld Tentacle Grinder II

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Grooves and squishy suckers, all of it moving exactly where you steer it (this one answers to your hand, not the other way round). If it's your first grinder, the finger slots keep the whole thing in your grip and the body safe silicone is soft enough that the standard finish already feels like a splurge. Also it looks like a small coral reef, which is either decor or a conversation you're not ready to have with guests.


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All the nooks

Ridges, grooves and suckers that actually get in there, poured in silicone that feels far more expensive than it has any right to. Soft straight out of the box, no upgrade required.

Your hand, your rules

Slip your fingers into the slots on the base and it wears like a glove, so you control the pace, the pressure and the angle. No buttons, no batteries, just you and an octopus arm with one job.

Scrub the suckers

Body safe silicone that cleans up fine, just go round the texture twice because those suckers hold onto secrets. The silky smooth upgrade is lovely but carries a faint nutty scent from durian tree nuts, so stick with standard if nut allergies are in the picture.

Size Guide (Inches)

Measurement One Size Mini XS S M L XL
Length 4.4 0 0 0 0 0 0
Width 3.3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Depth 2.0 0 0 0 0 0 0

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Reviews

What customers are saying

Reviewers keep praising the texture (the nooks and crannies get specific shoutouts), the premium feel of the silicone and how easy it is to control, with several calling it exactly the handheld toy they had been hunting for. The recurring concern is the finger slots, which a few found too shallow or short for a fully secure grip, and one order arrived with a patchy colour pour. Multiple reviewers recommend a thorough clean, twice, because of the textured surface.

  • 5 stars: 6 (60%)
  • 4 stars: 3 (30%)
  • 3 stars: 1 (10%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
K
K.R.

love everything about it except for that my fingers are far too small and I need to slip four of them in there just to get a decent grip

G
G.X.
First grinder

Malik, what I named it, is my first grinder and definitely is the first of many. The texture was interesting as well as incredible feeling. If your thinking about getting one I suggest going for it, suuuuuuper worth it!

J
J.

It's very pretty, and useful, but I wish the finger slots were a bit longer as I do feel like it's going to slip off my hand

V
V.
Second time ordering.

After receiving my first order, which I was happy with minus some issues with the colours, I wanted to give this store another go and bought this to see how it would compare. The design is great, and the size is larger than I was expecting, but I do feel like the colour pour was done a little lazily, and didn’t really look that good on one side, but it’s still to be tested for use, but i’m presuming it should be all good in that department.

M
M.
Just Wow

First ever grinder and I am obsessed after one use, if you're even a little tempted just do it, you won't regret it!
It's so soft (no paid upgrade here just the standard) and felt so beautiful I came so quickly. I wanted to branch out and have some non electronic masturbators and this has ticked every box. I love how customisable the toys are, I am literally placing my next order right now. I also really appreciate the demonstrations next to "coke cans" as this visual has really helped me choose based on sizes.

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Anonymous
It’s beautifully made

….the only thing I would change is the depth of the gap for your fingers. It doesn’t feel like enough of my fingers fit into it to make it ‘wearable’ so it feels a little awkward. The silicone and colour is perfect, the design is gorgeous I just wish I’d gone with a firmer silicone but I know for my next order! Can’t fault the service provided either. Will definitely be ordering more!

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Anonymous
wonderful design

love all the nook and crannies and the shape of the tentacle!! really gets in there lol. also the silicone feels very premium, i got the barebones version with no added finish but seeing the reviews maybe next time i'll add that to my next purchase!

J
J.
Oh God yes!

I’ve been wanting something like this for a while, something handheld and easy to maneuver. This definitely is what I was looking for! The color is gorgeous, and I added on the silky smooth upgrade and while I’m not sure how different it would have been without it, I’m glad I got it because it’s so extremely soft and slides so well. It can be a little more difficult to clean because of all the notches in the textures in the toy, so I would recommend cleaning thoroughly twice to be safe

M
M.L.
Hits all the right spots

A great little toy. We really enjoy its versatility. We did the upgrade to the soft finish (I can’t think of what it is called) and highly recommend it.

A
A.W.
Handheld grinder

I got mine in violet or purple and was very happy with the colour.

It's really comfortable to use and easy to control/direct. The finger gap is wide and fits well.

I would've enjoyed a wider tentacle but that's me personally, if more handheld grinders are made I'd be most looking forward to the original tentacle grinder design maybe with a more square shape to maximise the space it uses.

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