The Angel Grinder

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Deep red melting down into molten sunrise gold, feather quills sculpted in sweeping strokes like the whole thing got caught mid flap, and a white highlight on the nubs just to show off. First full size grinder we've made with a hollow hole straight through, which means it works for two of you or takes your favourite dildo along for the ride (not included, purely for demonstration, we would hate to disappoint you), all in body safe silicone. Vibrating upgrade available if you fancy raising the stakes.


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Layered feather nubs

The nubs sit tucked under sweeping sculpted quills, so there's texture with somewhere to actually chase it (grinding rewards the patient, or the enthusiastic). Pairs well with a good water based lube, and more than you think you need, so you decide how much and when to top it up.

Strap it anywhere

Comes with two black nylon straps already fitted (1m each, quick side release buckles) so The Angel goes on a pillow, a thigh, a forearm, your hand, wherever the plan takes you. The hollow hole running straight through means one of you, two of you, or a dildo threaded through when you want it to stop being just a grinder.

Molten and full size

Full size, body safe silicone, with the deep red to gold fade and layered quills sculpted in rather than printed on. Rinse it down with warm water and toy cleaner and it lives quietly in a drawer looking, frankly, better than most things in there.

Size Guide

Measurement One Size Mini XS S M L XL
Length9.6″
Width6.4″
Thickness (Depth)2.6″
Inner Diameter1.4″
Inner Circumference4.3″

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C.M.
Divine!!

Even better than expected! The bumps on the top give the perfect texture and something rigid to grind on, and as a bigger girl who's downstairs carries some weight, sometimes grinders can be hard to use. Not the Angel! Absolutely flawless, though can be hard to clean.

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Anonymous
As the Contest Winner, it turned out stunning!

I'm the designer of the Angel grinder and oh my god it turned out so pretty! It's so cool to see a drawing I made come to life! I asked for a coloration that's similar to what my drawing looked like (a soft gradient between pearl and gold marble) and they did a phenomenal job with it! I also really love the silky smooth finish (as far as I know it has sadly been retired) which makes it smooth like fabric when you rub over it with a finger instead of the typical almost sticky feel silicone can have.

Also I'm not sure if they did this because I'm the contest winner but I wanted to note that they included a few minis of their grinders and dildos in my package AND it somehow arrived within like one or two days going from the UK to Europe mainland after it was produced which was kinda crazy.

Anyways, ITS SO PRETTY AAAAAAA

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K.
OMfuckingG, it was amazing! The Angel is my first

OMfuckingG, it was amazing! The Angel is my first grinder and my first purchase from UC, both are out of this world. I have received their emails for sometime and voted for Angel when the contest came around. I have always enjoyed how fantastic the emails are, the fact that it's so community driven is really lovely. Ordering, shipping, and everything in between was seamless and easy. The Angel itself is so so gorgeous! I got surprise me colours, they aren't colours I would have choose however it does look lovely. I have like a half and half situation going on but it's not quite down the middle which kinda makes my eye twitch however that is definitely a me thing :) My first experience was fantastic, really blew my mind. Can't wait to add another one to my new collection 🖤

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M.
Exactly what I hoped it would be.

It is everything I hopped it would be. The pearl color makes it "angelic", and the bullet makes it so pleasant to use.

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Anonymous
Large shiny angel

This massive feathery fuck (pun fully intended) is making it ignificantly easier to get used to sex. Excellent to sit on and press against while the vibrating bullet is doing its work. Plays well with other toys, sort of demands to mix-and-match.
The downside is that this is a massive slab and is difficult to store anywhere inconspiciously in a modestly sized flat. Also there is yet to be a sufficiently biblically accurate dildo to match with and the hole decided that even for the Angel the medium tentacle knot the second is just too big. (Me too, buddy, me too.)

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Anonymous
Hell yes

First off: being able to change up and out which dildo I’m in the mood for? Game changer. Love it.

Second: the bullet being a slot underneath is vastly superior to the other grinders where you insert it up into a hole. I had no trouble getting the bullet in and out, and the vibes cover a bigger area.

Third: SO easy to clean. I love that it doesn’t have a ton of deep or complicated grooves that make cleaning it difficult.

Basically: my new favorite companion with tons of ability for variety and easy to clean and pack up for another day!

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E.
beautiful!

design is gorgeous, and i love that i can swap out dildos depending on my mood that day

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Anonymous
Perfect for angel lovers

It's absolutely gorgeous and fits my existing seraphim themed toy perfectly in colors and shape. Really good quality! I still have to attach the straps to it, but they're god quality too

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Anonymous
Just what I wanted!

Exactly what I imagined during the voting process! So glad it won in the end. Good quality, lovely texture; what else is there to say?

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