DESIGN A GRINDER II

You designed them. We shortlisted them. Now you get to pick the winner.

Voting is officially open, and the grinder with the most love wins $1,000, a spot in production, and the honour of existing in real life because a stranger on the internet voted for it.

VOTING CLOSED

THE FINAL VOTE...

DESIGN A GRINDER II

Winner to be annouced shortly!

Dragonness

She's got scale ridges, a few favourite trinkets nicked from the hoard, and a serious appreciation for the bump and grind. Raised swells press cosily against the vulva, while convex shapes play off ridges going the opposite direction along the vulva-like swell.

Basically: she's textured, she's smug about it, and she knows exactly what she's doing.

Forest Flora

Real talk: fungi are kinda freaky and sus (The Last of Us did them no favours). But the textures? Genuinely interesting.

This grinder pulls together the most texturally exciting bits of an average forest floor: nubby fungi, gilled mushrooms, ferns weaving between them, and one particularly big, particularly naughty mushroom serving as an insertable on one side.

The real USP is the textured groove down the middle. Framed by two rows of different fungi, it's designed for users with all sorts of physical setups. Grind against the fungi from the top, or use the gap between the rows to access the textured groove underneath. The groove is symmetrical, so it works just as well from either side (the top features a smaller, lower mushroom, meaning the insertable stays optional for anyone who'd rather skip it).

Dragon

Take your favourite beast for a ride before he's ready to really get going. The slit doubles as a labia situation for extra squish and texture (or, if you prefer, pretend you're admiring a dragon's bottom growth). Length is flexible — anything from a short semi to something considerably more committed, depending on what the shape can take.

The underside is up for grabs: bumps, spikes, whatever feels right.

Also: imagine if it had a cumtube.

Wave

Something nice and simple: sea foam to grind on, a tall wave to insert. The curl at the top of the wave is positioned to rub the clit while you're grinding on the mid-wave bubbles, or hit the G-spot when inserted (with the mid wave pressing very nicely against your rear 🤭).

There's also a tiny boat thrown in for the bit. This time, the monster terrorising the seven seas is you.

Dragon Rider

A grindable belly and balls to ride while his knot does the heavy lifting underneath. Mount up.

Fern

Nature, but make it interesting. A curled head stands proudly erect while smaller fronds stretch and curve out from the base. Bumps and ridges run along the length, courtesy of the stem and leaves doing what stems and leaves do best.

Touch grass, but make it fun.

Angel

A grinder with a vibe slot, designed to play nicely with another toy or a partner. Wings and feather textures deliver serious friction while still looking properly ethereal (the colour combination potential here is unreal).

The bullet sits in a spot where the buttons stay accessible mid-use, and the strap slits for attaching it to a pillow or partner are tucked discreetly behind a pair of wings. Practical and angelic.

A note from the artist: it'd be worth leaving room on the underside for dildo bases, so it can sit snugly on the ground too. Heavenly from every angle.

Pearl

An oyster shell that opens up to reveal the goods: a cluster of pearls with a wonderfully bumpy texture, a long tongue with swirly ridges that curves gently inward, and soft ridges along the inside of the shell itself for even more to play with.

The world is your oyster. Or, you know. The oyster is yours.

Jellyfish

Frills, ripples, silky texture... right up until you hit the sting and the buzz. Designed for double insertion (though happy as a single on either side, if that's more your speed).

Aesthetically, this one has serious potential. Bright, vibrant, glow in the dark — full bioluminescent vibes.

Geode

For the witches. The ones who want to feel some actual energy.

A geode and crystal cluster designed for double insertion (yes, we pushed the boundary a bit on this one). The crystal cluster brings serious grinding texture, and the pour potential is genuinely stunning — colourways could even be based on real crystals.

Witchy, textured, charged.

What You Can Win

First Prize: Your winning grinder design will become a real product, and you’ll get your own personalised one to take home! Plus, a sweet $1,000 cash prize!

Runners-Up: $500 plus score an existing Uncover Creations toy with the customisations of your choice.