





The Angel Grinder
Deep red melting down into molten sunrise gold, feather quills sculpted in sweeping strokes like the whole thing got caught mid flap, and a white highlight on the nubs just to show off. First full size grinder we've made with a hollow hole straight through, which means it works for two of you or takes your favourite dildo along for the ride (not included, purely for demonstration, we would hate to disappoint you), all in body safe silicone. Vibrating upgrade available if you fancy raising the stakes.
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Winner of our Design a Grinder II competition. Hundreds of entries in, cut to 40, cut to 10, and this one came out on top after the public vote.
Thom spent a genuinely unreasonable amount of time on the colour scheme (ask him, he will bring it up unprompted, possibly mid conversation about something else entirely) before landing on this one. Deep red fading down into a molten, sunrise sort of gold, with individually sculpted feather quills layered over each other in these sweeping directional strokes, like the whole thing was caught mid flap. A white highlight on the nubs framed by all that red and gold. The colour combinations on this one are going to be amazing.
And it's not just a pretty face. This is our first full size grinder with a hollow hole running straight through, so it works for two of you, or slide your favourite dildo through and it stops being just a grinder. Vibrating upgrade available if you want to raise the stakes further.
Dildo not included. Just for demonstration. Don't want to disappoint you.
Comes with two black nylon straps already fitted (1m each, quick side release buckles) so you can strap The Angel to a pillow, your hand, a thigh, a forearm, wherever works, and grind the night away hands free if that's the plan.
A note on lube and finish
Grinding goes better with lube. That's just physics (probably). Get a good water based lube, use more than you think you need, and you're set.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

Layered feather nubs
The nubs sit tucked under sweeping sculpted quills, so there's texture with somewhere to actually chase it (grinding rewards the patient, or the enthusiastic). Pairs well with a good water based lube, and more than you think you need, so you decide how much and when to top it up.
Strap it anywhere
Comes with two black nylon straps already fitted (1m each, quick side release buckles) so The Angel goes on a pillow, a thigh, a forearm, your hand, wherever the plan takes you. The hollow hole running straight through means one of you, two of you, or a dildo threaded through when you want it to stop being just a grinder.
Molten and full size
Full size, body safe silicone, with the deep red to gold fade and layered quills sculpted in rather than printed on. Rinse it down with warm water and toy cleaner and it lives quietly in a drawer looking, frankly, better than most things in there.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | One Size |
|---|---|
| Length | 9.6 |
| Width | 6.4 |
| Thickness (Depth) | 2.6 |
| Inner Circumference | 4.3 |
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