The Alien Dildo - Small Size - Super Soft Firmness - Ready Made
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- Ships immediately: Because some fantasies shouldn't have to wait
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Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Firmness: Super Soft
Size: Small
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Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 2.0 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 2.9 |
| Head Circumference | 4.1 | 4.7 | 5.1 | 5.7 |
| Head Diameter | 1.3 | 1.5 | 1.6 | 1.8 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 5.3 | 6.1 | 6.9 | 8.0 |
| Middle diameter | 1.7 | 1.9 | 2.2 | 2.6 |
| Shaft Circumference | 4.3 | 4.9 | 5.4 | 6.3 |
| Insertable Length | 4.3 | 5.1 | 5.7 | 6.8 |
| Total Length | 5.6 | 6.4 | 7.1 | 8.3 |
| Base Circumference | 9.4 | 10.6 | 11.9 | 13.7 |
Model: The Alien Dildo
Ready for a close encounter of the best kind? Meet The Alien, the dildo that's here to boldly go where no toy has gone before. With its thick, top-heavy tip and deliciously bulbous shaft, this extraterrestrial treat is all about intensity right from the start.
Unlike a knot dildo, The Alien focuses the thrill of fullness on that first, mind-blowing moment of insertion. The curved design expertly hones in on all the right spots, while the ridged shaft and underside deliver waves of stimulation that feel lightyears beyond ordinary.
Perfect for adventurous explorers seeking new frontiers of pleasure, The Alien promises an out-of-this-world ride you won’t forget.
Brought to you by the creative brilliance of Kat from Excelddesigns.
FAQ
Why do you only use platinum silicone?
We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.
If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.
What are the different firmness options?
We offer 3 firmness options:
Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Soft Firmness - 5A on the Shore hardness scale.
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.