
What our customers say
The recurring praise is the texture (every sucker and ridge gets a mention), the satisfying stretch-and-pop of the knot, the colours, and customer service that steps in when orders go sideways. The firmness splits people, with many wishing they'd gone super soft rather than medium. The single most repeated note is sizing: this runs much larger than the name implies, so the common advice is to measure first and size down when unsure.





The Tentacle: Knot Dildo
Every sucker and ridge drags over you on the way in, then the knot stretches and teases until it pops, which is the entire point and also slightly rude of it. Yes it runs bigger than the size name suggests (small is not small, we've made peace with this and so should you), but it's body-safe platinum silicone, so the only thing being dramatic here is the girth. The gradual tip makes the start easy before the knot has opinions.
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Based on our original Tentacle, the Swell has been designed for knot lovers. Its subtle tip, gentle curves, soft detailed suckers and a base are finished off with coral and sea-inspired details remain, but now there’s a gradual knot that will stretch and tease you until it pops inside.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
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Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
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Pops and stays
Gentle curves and a narrow tip ease you in, then the knot widens gradually before it slips past and settles. The suckers and ridges give you something different depending on which way you thrust (yes, there's a right way, there's also a righter way).
Base that behaves
The flared base keeps everything where it should be and drops straight into a harness. Add the vac-u-lock option if you want mounting flexibility, and go softer rather than firmer on anything above a small.
Solid, discreet, washable
Platinum silicone with a satisfying heft, washable with warm water and body-safe through and through. Pair it with a good water based lube so you control how much glide you get and when.
Ready Mades: The Tentacle: Knot Dildo
These one-of-a-kind beauties ship immediately, show exactly what you're getting, and disappear forever once claimed.
Size Guide
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 2″ | 1.8″ | 2″ | 2.2″ | 2.4″ |
| Tip Diameter | 0.6″ | 0.6″ | 0.6″ | 0.7″ | 0.8″ |
| Head Circumference | 2.6″ | 3.5″ | 4.5″ | 5″ | 5.3″ |
| Head Diameter | 0.8″ | 1.1″ | 1.4″ | 1.6″ | 1.7″ |
| Knot Circumference | 4.2″ | 7.3″ | 8.7″ | 9.3″ | 10″ |
| Knot Diameter | 1.3″ | 2.3″ | 2.8″ | 3″ | 3.2″ |
| Shaft Below Knot Circumference | 4.1″ | 5.6″ | 6.5″ | 6.8″ | 7.4″ |
| Shaft Circumference | 3.1″ | 5.9″ | 6.5″ | 7.1″ | 7.1″ |
| Shaft Diameter | 1″ | 1.9″ | 2.1″ | 2.2″ | 2.2″ |
| Insertable Length | 4.3″ | 7.1″ | 8.7″ | 10″ | 11″ |
| Tip to Knot Length | 2.3″ | 3.4″ | 4.3″ | 5.1″ | 5.5″ |
| Total Length | 5.1″ | 7.9″ | 9.8″ | 11.6″ | 12.4″ |
| Base Circumference | 4.7″ | 7.5″ | 9.1″ | 9.6″ | 10.3″ |
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What our customers say
The recurring praise is the texture (every sucker and ridge gets a mention), the satisfying stretch-and-pop of the knot, the colours, and customer service that steps in when orders go sideways. The firmness splits people, with many wishing they'd gone super soft rather than medium. The single most repeated note is sizing: this runs much larger than the name implies, so the common advice is to measure first and size down when unsure.

























































