The Micro Squishies: Family of Dicks

Discontinued

So The Micro Squishies: Family of Dicks has officially joined the "discontinued but not forgotten" hall of fame.

But hey, we've got some pretty great alternatives below that might fill the void. (Both literally and emotionally.)

Description

Get ready to meet the "Family of Dicks". This adorable squad of mini manhoods will add a dose of cheeky fun to your day! This pack of five tiny but mighty members is all about spreading joy, one little penis at a time. With their charming faces and pint-sized presence, these novelty toys are perfect for a playful surprise or a lighthearted gag.

Perfect for slipping into unsuspecting places, these dinky dicks make for the ultimate conversation starters or icebreakers. Leave one on a bookshelf, in a desk drawer, or even in the glove compartment of someone's car for a spontaneous snicker.

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Colorful!

These are a perfect novelty gift! They made us all smile at the birthday party we bought them for.

That said, from the photo, I expected skin color but what I got was multiple colors. I actually prefer the colorful dicks, but folks should know that’s a possibility.

So cute!

They're cute and fun to squish! I gave one to a friend and he ended up going around and showing this little fella to everyone - so it gave me a chance to share some joy.