Goblin Dildo - Large Size - Super Soft Firmness - Ready Made
- Only one exists. When it sells, that's it. There won't be another one exactly like this because that's impossible and also kind of the whole point.
- What you see is what arrives. Not approximately this. Not a close match. This piece, in this photo, is the thing you'll unwrap.
- Ships in 1 to 2 days. It's already made. There's no queue, no production window, nothing standing between you and it except the checkout.
Add any toy to your cart and we'll secretly slip in a FREE x-small mystery dildo.
Want to size up? You can upgrade your surprise for just a few extra coins in cart. Because good things come in all sizes.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Shipping to United Kingdom
Shipping to United Kingdom
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Firmness: Super Soft
Size: Large
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Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Head Circumference | 3.6 | 4.6 | 5.3 | 6.1 |
| Head Diameter | 1.2 | 1.5 | 1.7 | 2.0 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 4.3 | 5.5 | 6.3 | 7.7 |
| Middle Diameter | 1.4 | 1.8 | 2.0 | 2.5 |
| Shaft Circumference | 4.3 | 5.5 | 6.3 | 7.7 |
| Insertable Length | 4.5 | 5.9 | 6.9 | 8.4 |
| Total Length | 5.4 | 6.9 | 8.3 | 9.8 |
| Base Circumference | 8.7 | 11.2 | 12.8 | 15.8 |
Model: Goblin Dildo
Meet your new favourite troublemaker: The Goblin.
This cheeky little creation brings all the mischievous energy you'd expect, complete with ribs, curves, and delightfully bumpy bits that'll have you questioning why you ever settled for boring toys.
What makes this little troublemaker special, I hear you ask from the back?
Realistic meets fantasy curves because why choose between what works and what sparks your imagination?
Curved for pleasure in all the right ways. Think of it as having a built in navigation system for all your favourite spots.
Bumpy underside texture means you'll literally feel every single ridge and curve. Those details aren't just pretty to look at (though they really are something to behold).
The Goblin proves that the best adventures happen when you embrace a little chaos.
FAQ
Why do you only use platinum silicone?
We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.
If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.
What are the different firmness options?
We offer 3 firmness options:
Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Soft Firmness - 5A on the Shore hardness scale.
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.