




The Maw Grinder
A ribbed, pierced tongue built for grinding, framed by fangs, because subtlety was never the brief. If you suspect grinders won't work for you, that suspicion tends to last about half an hour after unboxing, and it's body safe silicone, so the only real risk is becoming insufferable about it. Also it won 2025 Product of the Year at the Sexual Freedom Awards (the trophy is a golden flying penis, we don't make the rules).
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Born from our community's wildest dreams (and voted champion of our Design A Grinder competition), The Maw is here to sink its teeth into your pleasure routine. This winning design blends monster allure with vampire elegance, because your pleasure deserves something extraordinary.
Features That Bite
- Pierced, ribbed tongue crafted for grinding and insertion
- Fangs that frame all your adventures
- Luxurious casket-lined base (because even monsters deserve the finer things)
Whether you're mounting it on a pillow, strapping it to your thigh, or securing it to your forearm, The Maw comes ready to play with fitted black nylon straps (3.28ft / 1m) and quick-release buckles. Face-sitting a monster has never been more inviting.
Level up your experience with our Silky Smooth coating - a buttery-soft finish derived from Durian tree nuts. Expect a slight nutty scent and please note: not suitable for those with nut allergies.

We're Actually Award-Winning Now?!
Remember when we were just that scrappy little pleasure company with big dreams and questionable emails? Well, apparently someone important noticed us because our Maw Grinder just snagged the 2025 Product of the Year at the Sexual Freedom Awards.
So, we've officially graduated to a "company with a fancy golden flying penis trophy" - which, by the way, is hand-carved in Bali and currently being used as a conversation starter with confused delivery drivers. HR has already denied our request for company-branded capes, but we're filing an appeal.
Born from our Design A Grinder competition and brought to life by the amazing Eldritch-Rat, who clearly understood the assignment.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

A tongue with opinions
Ridges and a piercing do the texture work while you do the moving. The tip flexes enough to tease and holds its shape enough to follow through if invited.
Strap it anywhere
Fitted black nylon straps (1m, quick release buckles) mean pillow, thigh or forearm mounting are all on the table, or just park it on a flat surface and let gravity earn its keep. The optional bullet hole runs long, so vibration can sit at the teeth or along the length.
Hefty and washable
Body safe silicone with a heft that means business and a casket lined base, simple to clean between adventures. The optional silky smooth coating gives a buttery finish with a faint nutty scent (derived from durian tree nuts, so skip it if nuts are a problem for you).
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | One Size |
|---|---|
| Length | 7.5 |
| Width | 5.5 |
| Tongue Length | 2.5 |
| Thickness (Depth) | 3.9 |
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UPGRADE
Add a hole and a Remote Controlled Vibrating Bullet right into the base of your grinder. Boom! Instant Vibrating Grinder!
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Reviews
What customers are saying
Across all 32 reviews the recurring praise is the look (colours and swirls people apparently can't photograph well enough to do justice), the tongue's texture for both grinding and shallow insertion, and the bullet hole, which reviewers repeatedly call a must add. The silky smooth upgrade gets consistent love despite a play doh smell that fades after a few days airing out, and several first time grinder buyers say it converted them outright. The recurring concern is the straps slipping loose in the buckles, with a few mentions of custom colours not matching expectations.



















































