The Maw Grinder

Sale price£59

A ribbed, pierced tongue built for grinding, framed by fangs, because subtlety was never the brief. If you suspect grinders won't work for you, that suspicion tends to last about half an hour after unboxing, and it's body safe silicone, so the only real risk is becoming insufferable about it. Also it won 2025 Product of the Year at the Sexual Freedom Awards (the trophy is a golden flying penis, we don't make the rules).


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Sale price£59
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A tongue with opinions

Ridges and a piercing do the texture work while you do the moving. The tip flexes enough to tease and holds its shape enough to follow through if invited.

Strap it anywhere

Fitted black nylon straps (1m, quick release buckles) mean pillow, thigh or forearm mounting are all on the table, or just park it on a flat surface and let gravity earn its keep. The optional bullet hole runs long, so vibration can sit at the teeth or along the length.

Hefty and washable

Body safe silicone with a heft that means business and a casket lined base, simple to clean between adventures. The optional silky smooth coating gives a buttery finish with a faint nutty scent (derived from durian tree nuts, so skip it if nuts are a problem for you).

Size Guide (Inches)

Measurement One Size Mini XS S M L XL
Length 7.5 0 0 0 0 0 0
Width 5.5 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tongue Length 2.5 0 0 0 0 0 0
Thickness (Depth) 3.9 0 0 0 0 0 0

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Reviews

What customers are saying

Across all 32 reviews the recurring praise is the look (colours and swirls people apparently can't photograph well enough to do justice), the tongue's texture for both grinding and shallow insertion, and the bullet hole, which reviewers repeatedly call a must add. The silky smooth upgrade gets consistent love despite a play doh smell that fades after a few days airing out, and several first time grinder buyers say it converted them outright. The recurring concern is the straps slipping loose in the buckles, with a few mentions of custom colours not matching expectations.

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