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The Maw Grinder


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Description

Born from our community's wildest dreams (and voted champion of our Design A Grinder competition), The Maw is here to sink its teeth into your pleasure routine. This winning design blends monster allure with vampire elegance, because your pleasure deserves something extraordinary.

Features That Bite

  • Pierced, ribbed tongue crafted for grinding and insertion
  • Fangs that frame all your adventures
  • Luxurious casket-lined base (because even monsters deserve the finer things)

Whether you're mounting it on a pillow, strapping it to your thigh, or securing it to your forearm, The Maw comes ready to play with fitted black nylon straps (2.5ft/0.7m) and quick-release buckles. Face-sitting a monster has never been more inviting.

Level up your experience with our Silky Smooth coating - a buttery-soft finish derived from Durian tree nuts. Expect a slight nutty scent and please note: not suitable for those with nut allergies.


The Maw: Officially Award Winning
We're Actually Award-Winning Now?!

Remember when we were just that scrappy little pleasure company with big dreams and questionable emails? Well, apparently someone important noticed us because our Maw Grinder just snagged the 2025 Product of the Year at the Sexual Freedom Awards.

So, we've officially graduated to a "company with a fancy golden flying penis trophy" - which, by the way, is hand-carved in Bali and currently being used as a conversation starter with confused delivery drivers. HR has already denied our request for company-branded capes, but we're filing an appeal.

Sizing

One Size

  • Length: 19cm / 7.5”
  • Width: 13.9cm / 5.5"
  • Tongue Length: 6.3cm / 2.5"
  • Thickness (Depth): 10cm / 3.9”

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colors may vary

Only reason I’m not giving 5 stars is because I paid extra for custom colors, requested the tongue to be purple and got red instead. Otherwise it’s a great toy, well made, and super fun!

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Feels Amazing!!

I got this grinder with medium firmness after trying another one with soft firmness and I love it!! It feels wonderful and I love how the tongue stays in place when I use it. The texture is absolutely perfect for me too!

It is also beautiful, I got the surprise me premium and I am so happy with the color!

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Damn!

First of all, the color is so pretty! I chose the random option and I’m not disappointed at all! It’s a beautiful deep blue! Second of all…wow. It sits nice and feels amazing, hits all the right spots! I got the vibrator slot addition and I don’t regret it, probably going to have to pick up a vibrator exclusive for this toy lol. I got the super soft, without the silky smooth upgrade simply because I am extremely sensitive to smell. Even without the silky smooth there’s no grabbing or sticking from the toy against my skin, it’s really nice! It’s not too squishy either, just the right amount of give for it to be perfect

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I love it!

First Grinder I’ve ever purchased and it’s fantastic! I went with a medium firmness and am so glad I did, it was just right for me. Also, do yourself a favour and add the vibrating bullet hole. It takes some patience to remove the bullet afterwards, but it was worth it.

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Anonymous
Great Toy, Even Greater Service

I got mine in medium firmness and I’m very pleased with how the toy turned out. It’s really cool to look at, and a lot of fun to play around with.

But I really also have to rave about one more thing: The service. I actually had a hiccup with my initial order and tried contacting the team about it. And wow, was I ever impressed. Not only did they get back to me in a timely manner, they honestly went above and beyond to fix the issue.

Given this is a toy that’s made by hand and packaged individually, it honestly makes sense there might be a few mistakes here and there at times. So I felt really happy to know that if there are any issues, I can definitely trust that it’ll be taken care of. With the amazing ‘aftercare’ I received, I could tell that the folks at here take pride in their work and really care about their customers. I feel very confident about making more purchases moving forward.

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i adore my vampy grinder!

I love my new grinder. ( named Astarion) 😉 the lovely people at uncover creations even helped me pick the perfect red shade!

So slick and a bit beefier than my older grinders so hes well built! The only thing i would say is the insertsble part could be a tad longer. But i'm greedy 😅 overall a joy to ride. And the flexibility is amazing