
What our customers say
The praise is remarkably consistent: soft, well made silicone, fast shipping (even UK to US in a week), lovely surprise colours, and eggs that go delightfully deep. Two recurring notes worth flagging honestly, a couple of people wished they'd sized up to the medium, and the eggs can be tricky to release if your lube isn't up to the job.






The Xenomorph Ovipositor
A curved tip and ribbed body that travels further in than seems strictly polite, dropping all three eggs somewhere genuinely thrilling (call it a personal expedition). If you've heard the eggs put up a fight on the way out, that's almost always your lube giving up early, so pair it with a good water based one, reapply whenever you fancy, and the soft, body-safe silicone handles the rest. Openings at both ends means loading in and deploying happen without any wrestling.
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Want to size up? You can upgrade your surprise for just a few extra coins in cart. Because good things come in all sizes.
Get ready to shout "Game over, man!" because the Xenomorph Ovipositor is here to bring a whole new level of thrill to your personal hive. This isn't just another bug hunt; with openings at both ends, it's ready to deploy its eggs right into the heart of the action. With a design inspired by the most iconic of xenos, its curved tip and ribbed body are primed to navigate your inner corridors, ensuring every encounter is a pulse-pounding adventure.
Remember, when it comes to deploying these eggs, "it's game time." Slather on the lube like it's acid-proof armor to ensure the eggs' smooth passage. Tailored for vaginal use, this device promises an encounter of the most thrilling kind.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

Pleasantly ribbed
The texture is present without being overwhelming, and the firmness holds its shape so it actually goes where you point it. Every egg lands further in than you'd think reasonable.
Eggs at the ready
Comes with a set of three eggs, load them in through one end and deploy from the other. Generous lube is not optional here, it is the whole game.
Soft, safe silicone
Body-safe silicone that's soft to the touch and wipes clean without drama. Small or medium, both tailored for vaginal use.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | S | M |
|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 2.0 | 2.4 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 5.0 | 6.3 |
| Shaft Circumference | 5.5 | 7.1 |
| Insertable Length | 6.5 | 8.1 |
| Total Length | 7.6 | 9.3 |
| Base Circumference | 7.2 | 9.1 |
| Egg Total Length | 1.5 | 1.8 |
| Egg Circumference | 3.5 | 4.7 |
| Egg Diameter | 1.1 | 1.5 |
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What customers are saying
The praise is remarkably consistent: soft, well made silicone, fast shipping (even UK to US in a week), lovely surprise colours, and eggs that go delightfully deep. Two recurring notes worth flagging honestly, a couple of people wished they'd sized up to the medium, and the eggs can be tricky to release if your lube isn't up to the job.





















































