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The Alien II


Sale price£49
Size: X-Small

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Sale price£49
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Description

Straight outta someone's biomechanical fever dream (looking at you, H.R. Giger)

Introducing The Alien II. Don't let the slim silhouette fool you. Those heavy ribbed textures? They're not just for show. You'll feel EVERY. SINGLE. INCH. 

This thing has curves that'll make your toes curl and your eyes roll back. It knows exactly where to press, slide, and stimulate, like it's been studying a map of your pleasure points since before you knew they existed. The Alien knows where they are. The Alien always knows.

Designed by the brilliant Kat from Excelddesigns (who clearly understands anatomy better than most medical textbooks), this otherworldly creation delivers the kind of pleasure that might have you speaking in tongues. Or at least texting your friends in all caps the next day.

Side effects may include: spontaneous gasping, neighbours learning your name, and the sudden urge to believe in extraterrestrial life.

Sizing

X-Small

  • Tip Circumference: 1.6" / 4cm
  • Head Circumference: 2" / 5.2cm
  • Head Diameter: 0.64" / 1.66cm
  • Knot or Middle Circumference: 3.5" / 9cm
  • Middle diameter: 1.11in / 2.86cm
  • Shaft Circumference: 2.8" / 7cm
  • Insertable Length: 4.7" / 12cm
  • Total Length: 5.6" / 14.2cm
  • Base Circumference: 6.1" / 15.4cm

Small

  • Tip Circumference: 1.7" / 4.4cm
  • Head Circumference: 2.4" / 6cm
  • Head Diameter: 0.76" / 1.91cm
  • Knot or Middle Circumference: 3.9" / 10cm
  • Middle diameter: 1.24" / 3.18cm
  • Shaft Circumference: 3.5" / 8.8cm
  • Insertable Length: 5.6" / 14.2cm
  • Total Length: 6.5" / 16.6cm
  • Base Circumference: 7.1" / 18cm

Medium

  • Tip Circumference: 2" / 5.2cm
  • Head Circumference: 2.6" / 6.5cm
  • Head Diameter: 0.83" / 2.07cm
  • Knot or Middle Circumference: 4.5" / 11.4cm
  • Middle diameter: 1.43" / 3.63cm
  • Shaft Circumference: 4.2" / 10.6cm
  • Insertable Length: 6.2" / 15.8cm
  • Total Length: 7.3" / 18.6cm
  • Base Circumference: 7.7" / 19.6cm

Large

  • Tip Circumference: 2.3" / 5.8cm
  • Head Circumference: 2.9" / 7.4cm
  • Head Diameter: 0.92" / 2.36cm
  • Knot or Middle Circumference: 5.2" / 13.2cm
  • Middle diameter: 1.66" / 4.2cm
  • Shaft Circumference: 4.3" / 11cm
  • Insertable Length: 7.2" / 18.2cm
  • Total Length: 8.4" / 21.4cm
  • Base Circumference: 9.1" / 23.2cm

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