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How to Choose Your First (or Fifth) Knot: Sizes and Our Picks

Every knot we make, sized up side by side, plus which firmness to pick and our favourite knot for every kind of rider.

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How to Take a Knot (Slowly, With Lots of Lube)

Step by step (with lots of lube): how to take a knot vaginally or anally, how to let it go, and what to do if it feels stuck.

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Knots Explained (And Why Everyone Keeps Asking About Them)

What a knot actually is, how the stretch and pop work, why people love them, and every style we make, from werewolves to tentacles.

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The Best Bad Dragon Alternatives, Ranked (by a Biased Maker)

The best Bad Dragon alternatives, ranked by a biased maker (us). Pours, prices, waits and who’ll hit you with import fees

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How to Choose a Dragon Dildo (Sizes, Firmness and Our Picks)

Every dragon we make, sized up side by side, plus which firmness to pick and our favourite dragon for every kind of rider.

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Dragon Dildos Explained (By People Who Make Them)

What a dragon dildo actually is, how the scales, ridges and knots feel, and how to pick, use and look after your first one.

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