The Tentacle Grinder

This grinder is my first, it is beautiful and I love it ! The silky smooth is really nice and I don’t mind the smell, even though I am very smell sensitive !
I had a small problem with my order and Melissa from the customer service was so nice, helpfull and found a great solution, thank you again so much !
Oh and the color is amazing !
I wouldn’t take firmer than squishy soft though !

The whole process of getting the toy was so fun. I got emails telling me about the toy being "created", how it works, etc. It arrived quickly and the package is discreet, literally you'd never guess it's a sex toy. I went for super soft and surprise me premium and it didn't dissapoint! The colours are so nice and I also got a mystery dildo + a leaflet about care and use.

This toy is our first foray into grinders and we are very happy with it. Using it is a sensation like no other and it is so fun to use with a partner. We skipped the silky soft upgrade and I wish we hadn’t I think it would be worth it but it’s still wonderful. It is also beautiful and expertly crafted 10/10 will probably end up with another one. (Hitachi wand for scale lol)

I’ve never owned a custom toy before - but I figured I should treat myself to something nice after a pretty crappy break up. I opted for the surprise custom color, the silky smooth, and the vibe bullet. Beautiful color choices - shimming pink and purple. I will say that smell sort of reminds me faintly of clay but not in offensive way. It really is silky smooth and I would totally opt for it again. It is very well made and delightfully fun.

This is the very first sex toy I’ve ever purchased, and honestly, I’m already thinking about buying another one. When they offered free customization on the Oni Grinder, I jumped on it—even though I had originally planned to work my way up to that one. I just couldn’t pass up the deal! The whole process of picking out what I wanted and customizing it felt so liberating. I found myself checking the mailbox like an excited kid on Christmas morning.

Quick shoutout to James for bringing my creation to life—the colors turned out beautifully, so thank you! For reference, I chose glow green, strong mint, and black, and the combination is absolutely stunning.

Since I was new to all of this, I opted for the squishy soft firmness, and I’m so glad I did. The texture is amazing. Sometimes I just want to squeeze it like a stress ball, and other times I just admire how beautiful it is. It also makes the most delicious sounds, which happens to be a big kink for me.

I went with the silky smooth upgrade and added the bullet hole option just to try it out. I haven’t used the vibrating bullet yet, but I already know it’s going to be amazing when I do. And again—the tentacle texture? Exquisite. I’m truly having so much fun exploring myself with the Tentacle Grinder.

As for the silky smooth upgrade, they do warn that it has a strong smell. I was a little worried at first, but after airing it out and giving it a wash, the smell calmed down significantly. It did travel a long way in a small box—from overseas to hot-as-heck Texas—so that probably didn’t help the scent. But honestly, it arrived in great shape, so I’m not complaining.

The packaging was super discreet—just a small brown box, a little beat up from its journey. I read the label out of curiosity, and all it said was “tentacle sculpture,” which I thought was both cute and funny. (One of those “if you know, you know” moments.) I wish I’d taken a picture of the box, but I was way too excited and opened it like a caveman.

Everything arrived in one piece, and I was relieved to see that even the bottle of lube only had a small dent. Super happy about that. I didn’t even think about where it was coming from until after I placed the order—too excited to care! That only mattered once I had to wait (I’m a pretty impatient person). So, fair warning: if you live far away like me, your new best friend may take a little while to get to you. But in my opinion, it was so worth the wait.

Not only did I get to support a small business, but the craftsmanship is absolutely amazing. The attention to detail on the tentacles is mesmerizing, and let’s just say my alone time is no longer boring.

As a bonus, the package also came with a cute little mold of the magic pendant grinder and a free extra-small mystery dildo—which I believe is the Werewolf 2. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely curious!

The thought and care that went into this whole experience is what made me want to leave this review. Even as I write this, I already have my eye on a few more treasures that I can’t wait to add to my collection. They're definitely going on my wishlist!

This is the first grinder I ever bought and it was definitely worth it! It looks beautiful and provides the sensation I was looking for.
Since it was my first one, I purchased the super soft firmness, and although it feels great, it is not as firm as I would like.
With that said, I’m glad that I went with the super soft for my first grinder, as it gave me an introduction into the toy without being too intense.
Plus, it still feels amazing and I would highly recommend the tentacle grinder!