



The Tengu Grinder
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Introducing the Tengu Grinder, where mythical mischief gets real personal real fast. Inspired by the legendary Tengu of Japanese folklore, we've created a masterpiece that makes grinding actually worth getting out of bed for.
This beast features wickedly textured details that'll have you doing double-takes: a delightfully devious nose and detailed textures that flutter against all the right places.
Strap this mythological wonder to practically anything with the included black nylon straps (3.28ft / 1m each) and quick-release buckles. Your pillow, thigh, forearm, or that weird decorative ottoman everyone questions when they visit your place.
And for those who prefer the smoother side of life, upgrade to our Silky Smooth option, featuring a buttery glide thanks to our special additive derived from Durian tree nuts. Fair warning: there's a slight nutty scent involved, so avoid if you have nut allergies or strong opinions about scents.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | One Size |
|---|---|
| Length | 7.5 |
| Width | 5.5 |
| Nose Length | 2.6 |
| Nose Circumference | 3.3 |
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