



The Swirling Egg (Set of 3)
Slip them in and get on with your day, except now the day has a low hum of texture to it. They're far easier to clean than all that swirling suggests, and the platinum silicone means everything going in is properly body safe. Three sizes too, so you can choose between subtle background interest and a full set situation (the laundry has never been so compelling).
Total:
Add any toy to your cart and we'll secretly slip in a FREE x-small mystery dildo.
Want to size up? You can upgrade your surprise for just a few extra coins in cart. Because good things come in all sizes.
Each order is for a Set of 3 eggs.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.


Smooth, squishy, swirled
Enough texture to keep things interesting, never enough to scratch or overstay its welcome. Soft with a satisfying give (the kind you'll absentmindedly squish at your desk before they ever go anywhere).
In, out, easy
Comfortable for hours of wear or a quick session, and pushing them out is honestly half the appeal. Pick small, medium, large, or one of each if committing to a size feels like too much admin.
Clean in seconds
Platinum silicone, completely body safe, and a quick wash sorts them out. Small and quiet enough that nobody needs to know why the hoovering got done so enthusiastically.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|
| Total Length | 1.8 | 2.8 | 3.9 |
| Circumference | 4.7 | 6.3 | 8 |
| Diameter | 1.5 | 2.0 | 2.6 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
The recurring praise is the texture (smooth and squishy without being too much), the genuinely easy cleanup, and getting three sizes so you can find your fit instead of guessing. Several mention they're comfortable to wear for hours and easy to push back out, and the colour pours get a lot of love. The only mild note is that the medium firmness reads as slightly firm to some, though still comfortable.


















































