The Sea Horse Dildo

Q: What are the different firmness options?

We offer the following firmness options: Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale Squishy Soft Firmness - 0020 on the Shore hardness scale For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide .

Q: What do the colours actually look like?

Check out our colour guide to see exactly what our colours look like. But please keep in mind, each toy is hand-poured, so no two are exactly alike!

£59

The blunt head pops in first, the scaled ridges keep every stroke honest, and then there's the medial ring, which does considerably more than its job description suggests. If the length is giving you pause, respect it, but you'll probably be proven wrong about what you can manage once you've warmed up, and the body safe silicone has enough squish to meet you halfway. All the equine proportion you want, none of the realism you don't (it's a hippocampus, half horse, half fish, fully committed to the bit).

Size: Small

Small £59Most Popular Medium £69 Large £119

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£59

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Let waves of pleasure wash over you with the Sea Horse dildo.

Inspired by the Hippocampus; depicted as having the upper body of a horse with the lower body of a fish, this fantasy dildo offers a curved and bulbous head to proudly lead the way, while its flowing ridges with scale details will add to the intense sensations.

Platinum Silicone

We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.

What makes it so special?

It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.

Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!

Shipping to United Kingdom

Discreet Shipping

All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.

Returns

Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.

You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.

For more info here's our full returns policy.

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The broad head takes a moment of negotiation on the way in, then announces itself on every pass after. The flare halfway along is the main event, and it knows it.

Three sizes with firmness from super soft to medium; softer is the comfortable choice, medium holds its shape when things get enthusiastic. Whichever size you start at, the next one up will start whispering to you eventually.

Hand poured in body safe silicone, smooth all the way through with no bubbles anywhere. The pours come out nice enough that display shelf retirement is a genuine risk (don't let it happen).

Size Guide (Inches)

Measurement	S	M	L
Total Length	8.1 20.6	9.4 23.9	12.2 31.0
Insertable Length	6.5 16.5	8.3 21.1	10.2 25.9
Shaft Circumference	5.3 13.5	5.7 14.5	7.6 19.3
Tip Circumference	4.7 11.9	5.6 14.2	6.6 16.8
Base Circumference	8.9 22.6	10.7 27.2	12.6 32.0

Reviewers keep praising the medial ring (apparently it does far more than it looks like it should), the satisfying blunt head, and pours pretty enough that several considered shelving it as decor instead. The recurring concern is size: more than one person compared it to a forearm, so read the measurements carefully before ordering, and note that the softest firmness can be too bendy for firmer, faster play. Surprise me premium colours mostly delight, with the occasional dull pour, and customer service gets consistent praise.

An Excellent Sculpt (Size Medium)

Personally I find the girth:length ratios of horse cock toys very appealing but also find them pretty offputting if they're too realistic, so this is a really excellent design IMO: I get the proportions I'm after while also enjoying a form of abstraction that's a fun, fantasy take instead of a boring "sex toys for cishets" featureless tube. Without a colorway in mind, I took a rare leap of faith and chose "surprise me;" what I received was a beautiful marble of shimmery aquamarine and violet. Noice. In terms of use, simulating oral on it is a lot of fun as a warmup, even if I couldn't get very far down on it; the bulging head pops into the mouth in an exciting way. When getting to the main event, I quickly found that, being somewhat out of practice, that same bulgy head meant that I needed to use another toy in size Small as prep work (the Werewolf IV in this case). Since I ordered mine in Soft, it did require an expected level of close manual guidance to get where it was going. Once it did, though, what a ride! Once the head is inside, the rest of the top half of the shaft is very easy to take, leading swiftly to another delightful "pop" upon reaching and taking the medial ring. That ring is VERY fun to ride, and once your own ring is stretched out more, it's another smooth, beautiful slide down to the base. What's more, the subtle ripples along the shaft provide extra stimulation the whole time. Lots of micro-stretching with this toy. Just a really fantastic experience from start to finish. If hole stimulation is a big thing for you but you'd also like really easy cleanup afterward, definitely give the Sea Horse a try!

Fantastic

Exactly what I was looking for, got here quickly and without hassle and it looks and feels amazing. Love the little card that tells you who made your toy as well :)

I went with the surprise me premium colours and I was a little apprehensive at first but trust the process, they do a great job and it looks lovely. Will definitely be ordering from here again.

Sea God

This was the best initial purchase from this company and I must say they knocked it out of the park first try. I love all of the customization options and the ones I chose were all perfect! It is so worth the little extra to make the customizations so you’re getting exactly what you want. The level of squish that I went with (super soft) was just the right level of squish for me. I will be singing praise for this toy (and company) for a while yet! And can’t wait to make my next purchase 😍

Fantastic quality

I ordered this in large with medium firmness and it is perfect! The large definitely is a practice makes perfect size haha, and the shape and textures are so fun! It's girthy while the head is a much more reasonable flare shape to fit than a lot of fantasy horses while still a 'pop' ;). I'm tempted to get this in all sizes to make a stretching kit!! By far the nicest quality silicone of my toys, smooth texture and there was no bubbles anywhere, you can tell they did not cheap on material. Enjoyed greatly the option for "surprise me premium" with colors, I feel like I got a beautiful pour when I am the king of color picking indecision that I am so happy with

Perfect size and perfect color! Exactly what I wanted and feels great! Small fits perfectly and the super soft firmness is worth the extra price.

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Product FAQ

How does the cum tube upgrade work?

The Cum Tube Upgrade adds a silicone tube running along the entire length of the toy, connected to a syringe filled with liquid (water or lubricant). Apply pressure to the syringe, and voilà – the liquid expels through the toy's tip. A syringe is included, but you’ll need to purchase the lubricant separately.

What are the different colour options?

We offer 6 different colour styles, though not all are available on every product.

Surprise Me Basic - Leave the decision in our capable hands and we'll choose a solid colour that compliments your toy selection.

Surprise Me Premium - Leave the decision to us and we'll get creative with two or more colours. We love this choice as it allows us to get experimental with all of our colours, often resulting in our best pours.

Solid - One colour that will run evenly throughout your toy

Fade - Two colours combined that are gradually blended together. Colour 1 will be the tip of your toy and Colour 2 will be the shaft and base.

Marble - Two colours combined resulting in a veining effect similar to classic marble.

UC Trademark - This is a product-specific colour. The main image of the product is the UC Trademark colour.

For more information, take a look at our colour guide.

What are the different firmness options?

We offer the following firmness options:

Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
Squishy Soft Firmness - 0020 on the Shore hardness scale

For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.

Why do you only use platinum silicone?

We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.

If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.

What do the colours actually look like?

Check out our colour guide to see exactly what our colours look like. But please keep in mind, each toy is hand-poured, so no two are exactly alike!

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The Sea Horse Dildo

Discreet Shipping

Returns

The ring earns it

Small, medium, ambitious

Almost too pretty

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Customer Reviews

Product FAQ

The Sea Horse Dildo

Discreet Shipping

Returns

The ring earns it

Small, medium, ambitious

Almost too pretty

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Customer Reviews

Product FAQ

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