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The Owlbear boasts a thick and robust design, meticulously crafted to offer a fulfilling and intense experience. Enhancing this experience is the ribbed shaft, designed to heighten every sensation. The intricate ribbing ensures a tactile encounter that’s both unique and exhilarating, delivering a cascade of sensations with each movement.
Featuring an uncircumcised design, offering a natural, authentic feel, The Owlbear is blunt, thick, and meaty, crafted for those who crave a formidable presence. Every encounter with it is designed to be memorable and deeply satisfying, catering to the depths of your desires.
Adding to its unique appeal is the hair-adorned base, a feature that not only enhances the visual aspect but also provides a distinctive tactile sensation. This primal and wild aesthetic adds an extra dimension to your experience, ensuring that The Owlbear is not just a product but a journey into the heart of your primal instincts.
This design is the brainchild of DeviantGardens, an exceptionally talented artist renowned for their remarkable contributions to the indie sex toy community.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 4.9 | 6.3 | 7.2 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 5.3 | 6.7 | 7.6 |
| Shaft Circumference | 5.3 | 6.3 | 7.2 |
| Insertable Length | 4.1 | 5.1 | 5.9 |
| Total Length | 5.4 | 6.3 | 7.6 |
| Base Circumference | 12.4 | 15.0 | 17.3 |
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