The Mini Squishies
Just over 3 inches of squish with every ridge, knot and tentacle intact, and your fingers will not put them down. Yes, they're tiny, and that's the point: a body safe, gentle way to ease into things (or into deciding which full size version you actually want). Colours are random, which we're calling a feature because it is one.
Full details
Full details
What is this?! A dildo for ants?
Measuring at a little over 3.1" / 8cm these Mini Squishies are scaled down versions of our toys.
For each individual style, you will receive 1 squishy.
Colours are chosen at random.
Random 3, 5 and 7 Packs are chosen at random (we'll do our best to not duplicate styles).
Image 1 from left to right:
- Tentacle Grinder (front left)
- Tentacle
- Depth Trainer
- Knot
- Werewolf
- Tentacle Grinder II (front right)
- Ovi
Image 2 from left to right:
- Plug
- Egg (front left)
- Arbora
- Tentacle Knot
- Alien Egg (front middle)
- Void
- Sea Horse
- Swirling Egg (front right)
- Tentacle Masturbator
Shipping to United Kingdom
Shipping to United Kingdom
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Tiny, fully textured
All the detail of the big versions shrunk to palm size and somehow more distracting. Soft enough to squash flat, defined enough to feel every single bump.
The test drive
A gentle starting point if penetration has always felt like too much, and a proper sampler before committing to the big stuff. Also, frankly, the best desk fidget we make.
Soft and secret
Body safe, washes up in seconds, ships in packaging that gives absolutely nothing away. Keep them off the floor though (cats apparently consider them prey).
Reviews
What customers are saying
Reviewers keep landing on the same three things: they're cute, the detail genuinely holds up at this scale, and the random colours are a delight (pearlescent finishes and glow in the dark turn up regularly). Many use them as a low pressure way into penetration or to test textures before buying full size, while plenty of others happily admit theirs became desk fidgets, stim toys and decor. The honest caveat: a few find them too small to use as intended, and at least one cat has tried to eat one.
they're small. theyre squishy. theyre everything I could have wished for
So cute and makes as a great squishy. It feels good to play with in your hands. The bumps feels nice on my fingers, the texture is nice. Great sensory toy. This made me but the bigger version (small void dildo) so hopefully the bigger version feels just as nice
i'm not accustomed to penetration at all and i've struggled for ages to find something that i would be able to ease myself into it with—these are perfect!! they're so cute and came in awesome colours :)
I got these because I love collecting mini anything. Theyre bigger than I was expecting then I noticed theres also a "micro" mini listing, lol. Ill be getting those as well!
I'm a transmasc fellow and after a bunch of stuff, I received this as a "sorry" gift alongside a remake for a torn toy.
OMG holy Frick. This is the first toy that I can use in a "male" stroking manner.
A whole new experience, and I want more.
Lastly. It is beautiful. The pinkish fleshy color has a shimmer to it.
Will be getting way more.
These are adorable. They are so tiny that they can only be used as decor and I enjoy them
I adore them!! The colors are so pretty and theyre so cute and soft!!
The mini dildos are great! I've always had issues with penetration bc my pelvic floor is at a weird angle or something, so these were a nice little encouragement before committing to something bigger. They are also kind if great for beginners anal play bc they're so soft so they go in easily without any prep, other than washing up 😆
They're the cutest things we've ever seen and they make her so happy.
They're great to fiddle with, just leave them lying around and you won't be able to stop yourself picking one up and stimulating the fingers and mind
The quality is fab with plenty of detail. The colours are amazing, the photo doesn't do the pearlescence justice!
The quality is fab, with plenty of detail and the colours are amazing!
It was beautiful and stimulated all the right areas
The Mini squishies are just as detailed as there big counterparts. If you happen to have some Anime-Figures around you can use the Squishies to build quite the scene.
I initially ordered one just in case it would *work*... you know.. it doesn't, but it works incredibly well as a stress ball instead. And it's pretty. So I'm satisfied.
Perfect to start yourself off with if you don’t want anything too big or too much. It’s small, but still pleasing. I have the mini werewolf and I now really want a larger one…
Love it, great if you want to buy a full size one but aren’t sure which one you want
Got these because I saw a few reviews mention that they have issues with penetration and that these helped, and they do!
Small and cute!
Silly little guys :) I got one that glows in the dark and a cute mix!!
Loved that getting two meant getting a sense of the two firmness options. Other reviews have mentioned but the level of detail for something so small is very cool. And the colors! I love it.
THEYRE SO CUTE!! I love these little squishes! Coming with randomized colors, I was very happy to receive my little mystery color minis!
The details, despite them being very small, still shines through!! You can really get a good look at the textures and shapes, great to buy if unsure about future full-sized purchases. The little minis have guided many of my more full-sized purchases.
They are really cute. Not sure what it is about them but my cat wants to eat them. And no that is not a euphemism 😂
The little grinder pads are great for solo play! And they're so cute.
They are really small, but they are very pretty, and just what I needed. A little extra tickle!
Received these as a surprise extra with a correction for a very well handled small mix-up! They are so cute and a fun to have around your desk, as a stimm-toy or as Vaginal plugs. They are enjoyed!
My fiance love the 4 minis we have
They were cute, soft, and exactly what you'd want from a mini squish! This company never fails to put out a good product!
Fantastic the mini eggs fit my fiance perfect.
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Sexual Freedom Awards
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Bazowie Awards
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XBIZ Europa Awards
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UK Fetish Awards
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