




The Handheld Tentacle Grinder II
Grooves and squishy suckers, all of it moving exactly where you steer it (this one answers to your hand, not the other way round). If it's your first grinder, the finger slots keep the whole thing in your grip and the body safe silicone is soft enough that the standard finish already feels like a splurge. Also it looks like a small coral reef, which is either decor or a conversation you're not ready to have with guests.
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Get ready for a splash with the Handheld Tentacle Grinder II... Now with a nifty twist – finger slots so it fits like your favourite glove! Dive in and steer the ship yourself, controlling the grind with the power of your own hands. This baby's rocking a coral masterpiece base, with all the sea vibes you could dream of. Think of it as your personal octopus arm, with grooves and squishy suckers ready to take you on a wild ride on the waves of pleasure.
Don't skimp on the lube, folks! A good slather of your go-to slick stuff will make this a slip-slidey adventure you won't forget. And for the connoisseurs of smooth, check out our Silky Smooth Upgrade. It's like giving your grinder a first-class ticket to luxury town.
Silky Smooth Upgrade: Fancy a touch more finesse? We've got just the thing. Our upgrade gives your grinder a finish so smooth, it'll feel like it's gliding on air. And the secret ingredient? A dash of magic from Durian tree nuts. But, a word to the wise – if you're not into durian, have nut allergies, or you're a bit picky about scents, you might want to stick to the classic. The silky smooth version has a hint of nutty aroma that sets it apart from the usual no-smell silicone.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

All the nooks
Ridges, grooves and suckers that actually get in there, poured in silicone that feels far more expensive than it has any right to. Soft straight out of the box, no upgrade required.
Your hand, your rules
Slip your fingers into the slots on the base and it wears like a glove, so you control the pace, the pressure and the angle. No buttons, no batteries, just you and an octopus arm with one job.
Scrub the suckers
Body safe silicone that cleans up fine, just go round the texture twice because those suckers hold onto secrets. The silky smooth upgrade is lovely but carries a faint nutty scent from durian tree nuts, so stick with standard if nut allergies are in the picture.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | One Size |
|---|---|
| Length | 4.4 |
| Width | 3.3 |
| Depth | 2.0 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
Reviewers keep praising the texture (the nooks and crannies get specific shoutouts), the premium feel of the silicone and how easy it is to control, with several calling it exactly the handheld toy they had been hunting for. The recurring concern is the finger slots, which a few found too shallow or short for a fully secure grip, and one order arrived with a patchy colour pour. Multiple reviewers recommend a thorough clean, twice, because of the textured surface.


















































