The Egg (Set of 3)

Sale price£29

Slip one in and get on with your day, smugly aware of a gentle, shifting weight that nobody at the post office needs to know about. Yes, the large is a commitment, which is exactly why there are three sizes to climb through, all poured in body safe platinum silicone that cleans up with no fuss. The big one delivers a fullness that makes most other toys feel like a polite handshake.


Size: Small

Total:

Sale price£29
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Subtle until it isn't

The small and medium shift quietly in the background while you move, and the large brings a proper stretch on the way in and a deep, satisfying fullness once it settles. Choose your level of distraction accordingly.

Slides in easy

Add water based lube and they go in smoothly, then sit deep and discreet under whatever you happen to be wearing. The pack gives you one of each size so you can find your fit without guessing (guessing is for people braver than us).

Soft, sleek, scrubbable

Body safe platinum silicone with a smooth finish, so cleaning is soap, warm water, done. Small enough to live unremarkably in a drawer, because nobody interrogates an egg.

Size Guide (Inches)

Measurement One Size Mini XS S M L XL
Total Length 0 0 0 1.8 2.8 3.9 0
Circumference 0 0 0 4.7 6.3 8.0 0
Diameter 0 0 0 1.5 2.0 2.6 0

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Reviews

What customers are saying

Reviewers keep praising the soft silicone, the smooth finish and the variety pack, with the large egg in particular inspiring some genuinely evangelical write ups about its fullness. The small and medium get called comfortable but easy to forget once in place. A few flagged rough finishing near the base of the eggs, and one found removal difficult with pelvic floor tightness, so warm up and take your time.

  • 5 stars: 5 (56%)
  • 4 stars: 2 (22%)
  • 3 stars: 2 (22%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
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Anonymous
Good sizes, minor defect

Got the variety pack and it's great! Sizes are fun, silicone is super soft, and the big one is a challenge. Unfortunately the middle one has some odd bubbling indents all around the bottom of the egg that have me slightly worried about being able to thoroughly clean it. But other than that they're great!

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N.S.
The variety Pack Is Great

The pouring job was very well done and they look beautiful!

I found that I really like the biggest and second biggest ones, but I wish they were rounded out just a bit but more. I know they are eggs, but it feels a bit too long. Still really good, just a few slight changes I would make.

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J.H.
Egg-gasmic.

The eggs were bought to experiment with, as I love the feeling of being full, and was tired of waiting for someone to come into my life to help me feel that.

Yeah, they may have inadvertently encouraged me to remain single the rest of my life, because darn, these are so good. When they arrived I had doubts about the biggest egg. It was big. I worked my way up and felt a bit like Goldilocks with the first one, which was far too easy to take. The medium egg was great and I got some lovely tingly goodness every time I squeezed my muscles. An excellent choice for walking around with a secret inside. And then the big one. Wow. A previous review stated it was like being fisted and they were not wrong, but without having the rest of the arm and indeed person attached to it. Solo heaven. Throw in some good vibrations on the clit and bury your face in the pillow so the neighbours don't hear you. Because I made sounds I didn't even know were possible. I'm actually writing this review whilst sneaking a look at my stairs and wondering if I should delay cooking dinner in favour of a little egg-citing behaviour. Hmmm. I think I shall. Why not?

R
R.
Nice

Works good

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Anonymous
Maybe skip if you're too tight, mine got stuck inside

I believe I have some pelvic floor issues, where if I try to put a dildo inside me I have to force it through that barrier because I can't relax it, and I think that that made the eggs get stuck in me. I wasn't thinking that that could be an issue before trying, but, after trying the small and having that stuck for six hours while I struggled to pry myself open enough for it to pop out because I couldn't grab it with my fingers from it being so deep and I believe it was possibly stuck along my fornix, and the same issue with the medium that was stuck for an hour where I was pushing so hard and trying to hold myself open so wide I was worried I would hurt myself, I have come to the conclusion that either my pelvic floor is too tight, I'm too inexperienced, or I'm just not anatomically fit for it. If they had some sort of retrieval method like a cord or something securely connected to it I would be willing to try again, because it is very hot going in, and coming out is a little exciting (even if I was mostly just relieved they weren't stuck anymore...), but, if you're like me and have any tightness issues, probably pass on it.
I got the pack in medium firmness and tried the small and medium size, did not try the large out of worry that would get lodged even worse and I would be unable to push it out at all seeing how physically difficult medium was. Maybe a softer firmness would be easier, maybe it would make it harder to get out, I'm not sure. Be careful.

Hi there

I really appreciate you sharing your experience — it highlights something important that not everyone considers before trying these. These kinds of eggs really do rely on strong pelvic floor control to use safely and comfortably. If your muscles are tight or you struggle to relax them, it can make insertion and especially removal very difficult, which is exactly what you described.

Without that ability to contract and release your pelvic floor muscles effectively, they can end up lodged too deep to reach, and pushing them out becomes stressful and even risky. That’s why many people recommend practicing Kegel exercises or starting with toys that have retrieval cords before moving on to cord-free designs

Thanks again for sharing and please let us know if there is anything else we can assist you with.

Kind regards
Uncover creations customer service team

J
J.
DIY fisting

If you are a (vaginal) fisting enthusiast, I have great news: the large egg is basically DIY FISTING. It's pretty much the exact same sensation. I found the small to be kind of pointless and probably won't use it unless I get an ovipositor, and the medium was enjoyable to insert/remove but was not noticeable when in place, but the large: SELF-FISTING TOY OF MY DREAMS.

H
H.P.
Very fun so far

smooth and colorful, GF and I love them so far, comfortable to use and we like the random colors we been getting, will be trying out other types of eggs to see what we like the best.

M
M.H.
Concerned about the cuts

The cuts at the base of the eggs are not very clean, especially on the medium and small eggs. I'm worried they will become a tear before long. There is a small nick on the big egg.

Silicone quality seems good. Packaging was minimal, which is appreciated, but there was no barrier between the lube bottle and the silicone eggs, which is a risk of damage from plastic edges. Also, the paper the eggs were in was torn.

Thanks for your feedback. We're sorry to hear about the issues with the eggs and packaging. Your suggestion about adding a barrier between the lube bottle and the eggs is noted, and we'll work on improving our packaging.

If your eggs do develop any tears, please get in touch with us and we'll replace them.

Thanks for bringing this to our attention,

Jade

T
T.J.
Great!

The sizes were perfect smooth, they won't get lost, slippery when lubricated (water based), and when my partner and I tried it out we immediately decided to get more!

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