The Egg (Set of 3)

Sale price£29

Slip one in and get on with your day, smugly aware of a gentle, shifting weight that nobody at the post office needs to know about. Yes, the large is a commitment, which is exactly why there are three sizes to climb through, all poured in body safe platinum silicone that cleans up with no fuss. The big one delivers a fullness that makes most other toys feel like a polite handshake.


Size: Small

Total:

Sale price£29
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Subtle until it isn't

The small and medium shift quietly in the background while you move, and the large brings a proper stretch on the way in and a deep, satisfying fullness once it settles. Choose your level of distraction accordingly.

Slides in easy

Add water based lube and they go in smoothly, then sit deep and discreet under whatever you happen to be wearing. The pack gives you one of each size so you can find your fit without guessing (guessing is for people braver than us).

Soft, sleek, scrubbable

Body safe platinum silicone with a smooth finish, so cleaning is soap, warm water, done. Small enough to live unremarkably in a drawer, because nobody interrogates an egg.

Size Guide (Inches)

Measurement One Size Mini XS S M L XL
Total Length 0 0 0 1.8 2.8 3.9 0
Circumference 0 0 0 4.7 6.3 8.0 0
Diameter 0 0 0 1.5 2.0 2.6 0

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Reviews

What customers are saying

Reviewers keep praising the soft silicone, the smooth finish and the variety pack, with the large egg in particular inspiring some genuinely evangelical write ups about its fullness. The small and medium get called comfortable but easy to forget once in place. A few flagged rough finishing near the base of the eggs, and one found removal difficult with pelvic floor tightness, so warm up and take your time.

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