
What our customers say
Across the board people praise the filling, weighty feel and the oddly satisfying moment of pushing them back out, with several noting they're comfortable enough to wear for hours and great as a first egg experience. Sizing comes up a lot, buyers happily working their way from one or two up to more over time, and the colour and glow in the dark finish get repeat mentions. The one recurring wish is for an extra size between medium and large.




The Dragon Egg (Set of 3)
Textured, scaled, and deeply satisfying to settle in one by one (and arguably more satisfying to push back out). If your worry is the classic "will these get lost in there" fear, no, they stay exactly where you put them, and they're made from body-safe platinum silicone so there's nothing questionable going on except the fantasy premise. Available in three sizes because your dragon mother era deserves options.
Add any toy to your cart and we'll secretly slip in a FREE x-small mystery dildo.
Want to size up? You can upgrade your surprise for just a few extra coins in cart. Because good things come in all sizes.
We've been making dragon dildos for a while. Multiple versions, multiple sizes, scales, ridges, the whole anatomically questionable fantasy situation.
The eggs though? Crickets. Total oversight. Genuinely embarrassing in hindsight.
SO WE FIXED IT.
The Dragon Egg is textured, scaled, and everything a fantasy dragon egg should be (finally). Available in three sizes, crafted from premium platinum silicone, and very much worth the wait. Even if we did do things completely backwards.
Your dragon mother era starts here.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.

Filling and present
Each egg brings a noticeable weight and fullness that goes from pleasantly there at one to very much undeniable at two or three. Lightly scaled texture means you feel them without any of the harshness.
Build your clutch
Start with one, work up to however many you can comfortably hold, and wear them through day-to-day stuff or save them for later (the pelvic floor workout is a genuine bonus). Warming up first makes bigger sizes far friendlier, and a good water based lube lets you control how much and when.
Platinum silicone
Crafted from premium platinum silicone, body-safe, and easy to clean before and after. Some versions even glow in the dark, which is either charming or mildly unsettling depending on your lighting.
Size Guide
| Measurement | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|
| Total Length | 2″ | 3.3″ | 3.9″ |
| Circumference | 4.3″ | 6.7″ | 8.7″ |
| Diameter | 1.4″ | 2.1″ | 2.8″ |
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What our customers say
Across the board people praise the filling, weighty feel and the oddly satisfying moment of pushing them back out, with several noting they're comfortable enough to wear for hours and great as a first egg experience. Sizing comes up a lot, buyers happily working their way from one or two up to more over time, and the colour and glow in the dark finish get repeat mentions. The one recurring wish is for an extra size between medium and large.



















































