
What our customers say
The overwhelming theme is strong, reliable suction that holds heavy toys through vigorous use and releases cleanly when done, with several calling it a must-have for the flat-based collection. The recurring concern is fit: small or soft toys with narrow bases can slip, and sizing up (or doubling cups) is the usual fix.


The Double Suction Cup II
That satisfying latch when the cup grips and your favourite flat-based toy finally stops living as expensive shelf décor. If you've heard the small one struggles with soft or narrow bases, the fix is sizing up (we make three for exactly this reason) and matching the cup to the base rather than fighting physics. Stick one side to a toy, the other to a window, and enjoy properly hands-free.
Add any toy to your cart and we'll secretly slip in a FREE x-small mystery dildo.
Want to size up? You can upgrade your surprise for just a few extra coins in cart. Because good things come in all sizes.
Look, we've all been there. You've got this amazing flat-based dildo just sitting around like expensive décor, and you're thinking "surely there's more to life than this". Well, turns out there is! (We're very proud of ourselves for solving this very important problem.)
Stick one side to your favourite flat-based toy, slap the other side onto any smooth surface (windows, shower walls, that suspiciously clean spot on your bathroom mirror), and boom – hands-free fun!
But wait! (We know, we sound like an infomercial, but stay with us.) You can also use it to attach two flat-based toys together and create your own double-ended situation.
The Backstory (Because You Asked): We partnered with Sinnovator on this little engineering marvel, which involved more rigorous testing than we care to admit. Picture us in the office, frantically sticking toys to windows and timing how long they stayed put. Very scientific.
Size Matters Department: Comes in small, medium, and large because we believe in perfect matches. Whether your toy is more "cute and compact" or "statement piece," we've got the suction cup that'll treat it right.
Double Suction Cup I: If you're scrolling through reviews and thinking "wait, why does everyone keep showing an octagon shape?", don't worry, this new model replaced our original octagon-shaped version. It has even more suction power!
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.

Firm and grippy
A strong, steady hold that survives actual movement rather than politely giving up after two bounces.
Sticks two ways
One side anchors to a smooth surface (shower wall, mirror, that one suspiciously clean tile), or join two flat-based toys for a double-ended situation. Lets go easily when you're finished, no fire department required.
Three sizes
Small, medium and large so the cup actually matches your toy's base, and wipe it clean between sessions before you park it out of sight.
Size Guide
| Measurement | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|
| Suction Cup Circumference | 7.2″ | 7.2″ | 10.9″ |
| Suction Cup Diameter | 2.2″ | 2.2″ | 3.5″ |
| Small Suction Cup Circumference | 4.7″ | ||
| Small Suction Cup Diameter | 1.5″ |
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What our customers say
The overwhelming theme is strong, reliable suction that holds heavy toys through vigorous use and releases cleanly when done, with several calling it a must-have for the flat-based collection. The recurring concern is fit: small or soft toys with narrow bases can slip, and sizing up (or doubling cups) is the usual fix.





















































