Realistic Dildo II - Large Size - Squishy Soft Firmness - Ready Made - Almost Perfect

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Firmness: Super Soft
Size: LargeSize Guide
Ref: 7059 D3-1

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Description

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Platinum Silicone

We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.

What makes it so special?

It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.

Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!

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Discreet Shipping

All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.

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Realistic Dildo II - Large Size - Squishy Soft Firmness - Ready Made - Almost Perfect5.0

8 reviews

£119

Size Guide

This one is Large. The other sizes are shown for comparison.

Measurement	XS	S	M	L
Tip Circumference	4.3″ 10.9cm	4.9″ 12.4cm	5.5″ 14.0cm	6.5″ 16.5cm
Shaft Circumference	4.3″ 10.9cm	4.9″ 12.4cm	5.7″ 14.5cm	6″ 15.2cm
Base Circumference	7.7″ 19.6cm	8.8″ 22.4cm	9.8″ 24.9cm	11.3″ 28.7cm
Insertable Length	5.3″ 13.5cm	6.3″ 16.0cm	7.5″ 19.1cm	8.3″ 21.1cm
Total Length	6.3″ 16.0cm	7.2″ 18.3cm	8.3″ 21.1cm	9.4″ 23.9cm

These are this one’s numbers. Curious how it compares to everything else we make?

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What our customers say

5.0(8)

The praise clusters hard around realism, craftsmanship, and the pleasant textures, with the subtle shimmering tip and the grippable balls both earning repeat mentions. Firmness and softness options get called out as spot on for individual preference. The one honest note: at the larger sizes the length can be a lot, so size down if you're unsure.

Model: Realistic Dildo II

5.0

8 reviews

TL;DR: It's a realistic dildo with balls that's more curved than our original Realistic. It hits all the right spots, stays hard indefinitely, and unlike actual humans, comes in your exact preferred size.

So you're browsing our site full of tentacles and dragon bits when suddenly you think "but what about something that actually looks like a cock?" (We get it. Sometimes you just want the classics.)

Realistic II is exactly what it sounds like: our venture into anatomical accuracy. We've taken the revolutionary concept of "penis shape" and somehow made it both better AND more realistic (I'm still confused about how we pulled that off.)

The Highlights:

Perfectly curved shaft that somehow knows exactly where your G-spot is
Insanely realistic features
Comes with balls because apparently some of you really missed those
From X-Small ("oh that's cute") to Large ("where exactly do you think that's going to fit?").

This is our dip into the realistic toy pool. If you actually buy these instead of just giggling at this description, we promise to make more.

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5 stars: 8 (100%)
4 stars: 0 (0%)
3 stars: 0 (0%)
2 stars: 0 (0%)
1 star: 0 (0%)

This product has no reviews of its own. The merchant grouped it with related products, so the reviews shown are from across that group.

Guaranteed great time for my wife!

This bad boy is on the regular rotation for my wife. The tip being bigger than the shaft gives her a nice sensation with each thrust. The large size is what she went with as it works great for her! She also has the medium. If UC makes an XL we’ll buy that one too! In a nutshell, it gets the job done multiple times, every time it’s used.

Stunning!!! 😁

This realistic dildo is a success in every respect. I am completely impressed and utterly charmed by this work of art. I ordered the small size with medium firmness, and it’s perfect for me. The textures are beautiful and very pleasant to the touch, the shape is perfectly ergonomic and in harmony with the female anatomy, and the colors are so lovely! The tip of the dildo has a very, very subtle shimmer, which was a surprise, and the effect is simply magnificent. The testicles make it easy to hold and are very pleasant to feel during use. No odor at all, super fast delivery, and very nice packaging. UC truly is an exceptional company! The whole team is wonderful, and the customer service before and after purchase is extraordinary. I couldn’t be more satisfied! In the photo, you can see the dildo on the “suction cup mount,” attached to a yoga bolster —the setup works like a dream. Thank you soooo much UC! 🥰

First time

It was my first experience with the company, so I was a bit nervous and hesitant. The whole process and product was near perfect though! Not a single complaint on my end! The product made me experience a new type of pleasure that I would want recomend to others.

As name implies, this dildo is very realistic

As name implies, this dildo is very realistic. It is firm, but the length for me is painfully long. I do enjoy it anyhow.

Great

Got the medium in ultra soft, great quality, very happy. Also was black Friday so a very good price.

Exceeded expectations

Medium size in super soft is just what I was hoping for. The exterior texture is not overbearing but still noticeable. The craftmanship is flawless.

It’s amazing

I love it so much I would probably choose a medium firmness next time but it was an in stock item and I still love every bit of it. The quality is fantastic and uncover are my favourite toy brand now

Uauuuuu

Delighted and pleasantly surprised by the quality and realism of the product. Huge congratulations. Thank you very much.

FAQ

Why do you only use platinum silicone?

We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.

If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.

What are the different firmness options?

We offer 3 firmness options:

Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Soft Firmness - 5A on the Shore hardness scale.
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale

For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.