Quick updates from behind the scenes before we break for Christmas!
DESIGN A GRINDER UPDATE
Remember The Maw, our community-designed and voted for grinder? Well, buckle up because this beauty's evolution is wilder than Matt's legendary pour streak (which according to him is "too impressive to remember").
The Design Journey:
- First try? Big yikes. Think awkward school photo meets Dick Dastardly's chin
- Second attempt went full Notre Dame gargoyle (spoiler: still not it)
- Final form? VAMPIRE CHIC
BEHIND THE SCENES CHAOS
- James had his own Christmas miracle yesterday! After 3 bubble-filled failures, attempt #4 of his knot extender finally came through. chef's kiss
- 👽 Our new alien just landed... called... drum roll. The Alien.
- Production drama: Jade's morning got a real "I told you so" from Matt when she had to beg for mixing sticks. His sage advice? "Well, if you just cleaned your sticks..."
- We're breaking for the holidays! Though someone should warn Past Us about that production queue waiting on the 27th... But hey, that's Future Us's problem. Time to get merry and slightly unhinged🎄🥂
P.S. Merry Christmas, you filthy animals! May your stockings be full and your pours be bubble-free.
P.P.S See Matt's impressive pour here 😍
Goodbye forever*
Chief Dildo Officer (I was told I could choose my own title)
