
The Tentacle Grinder II - Super Soft Firmness - Ready Made - Almost Perfect
- Only one exists. When it sells, that's it. There won't be another one exactly like this because that's impossible and also kind of the whole point.
- What you see is what arrives. Not approximately this. Not a close match. This piece, in this photo, is the thing you'll unwrap.
- Ships in 1 to 2 days. It's already made. There's no queue, no production window, nothing standing between you and it except the checkout.
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We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
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Firmness: Super Soft
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Model: The Tentacle Grinder II
Each Tentacle Grinder comes with two black nylon straps fitted (3.28ft / 1m each) with quick side release buckles to strap it to a pillow, your hand, a thigh or a forearm and then grind the night away.
We recommend you use a jolly good dose of your favourite lube for extra slip 'n' slide and if you want an even smoother finish, upgrade your grinder with our Silky Smooth Upgrade.
Silky Smooth Upgrade
We offer the ability to upgrade your grinder with a silky smooth finish. To achieve this silky smooth finish, we use an additive derived from Durian tree nuts, ultimately resulting in a more luxuriously smooth feel that glides rather than grips like other silicones.
We recommend you avoid the silky smooth upgrade if:
1. You are allergic to durian, tree nuts and tree nut derivatives or musk thistle seed
2. You are sensitive to smell - Normal silicone has no scent however using silky smooth will give the silicone a subtle, nutty scent.
FAQ
Why do you only use platinum silicone?
We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.
If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.
What are the different firmness options?
We offer 3 firmness options:
Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Soft Firmness - 5A on the Shore hardness scale.
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.


















































