



The Tengu Grinder
A devious little nose and fluttering textures that catch against all the right places, with enough detail going on that you'll feel each one separately (which is rather the point). It's body-safe silicone, so the only thing you need to worry about is whether that decorative ottoman can keep a secret.
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Introducing the Tengu Grinder, where mythical mischief gets real personal real fast. Inspired by the legendary Tengu of Japanese folklore, we've created a masterpiece that makes grinding actually worth getting out of bed for.
This beast features wickedly textured details that'll have you doing double-takes: a delightfully devious nose and detailed textures that flutter against all the right places.
Strap this mythological wonder to practically anything with the included black nylon straps (3.28ft / 1m each) and quick-release buckles. Your pillow, thigh, forearm, or that weird decorative ottoman everyone questions when they visit your place.
A note on lube and finish
Grinding goes better with lube. That's just physics (probably). Get a good water based lube, use more than you think you need, and you're set.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

Textured mischief
The sculpted nose and detailed textures give you ridges and points that flutter rather than just press, so there's a lot more happening than a flat surface ever offers.
Strap it anywhere
Two black nylon straps (3.28ft / 1m each) with quick-release buckles let you mount it to a pillow, your thigh, your forearm, or whatever piece of furniture you're prepared to look at differently afterwards.
Body-safe and washable
Made from body-safe silicone in one size, and it pairs well with a good water based lube so you decide how much glide you want and when to top it up (use more than you think you need).
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | One Size |
|---|---|
| Length | 7.5 |
| Width | 5.5 |
| Nose Length | 2.6 |
| Nose Circumference | 3.3 |
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