The Swell Grinder
Grooves and rolling humps you grind against until your legs stop cooperating. Nothing insertable means nothing intimidating, just a body safe slab of texture that makes an excellent first grinder (and a dangerous fifth one). It comes with a strap, so a pillow, a thigh or a very patient partner can all become furniture.
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Full details
Full details
Say hello to The Swell Grinder – your ultimate pleasure companion! It's got textured grooves, flowing humps, and a slick compact design that'll totally revolutionise your grinding game!
And guess what? Each Swell Grinder comes with a black nylon strap (3.28ft / 1m) equipped with quick side release buckles. So, you can strap it to a pillow, your hand, a thigh, or a forearm and grind away all night long!
For an even smoother and wilder ride, don't forget to slather on your favourite lube – But hey, if you really wanna take it to the next level of silky smoothness, go for our Silky Smooth Upgrade!
With the Silky Smooth Upgrade, we make sure your grinder gets that extra luxurious touch. We use an additive derived from Durian tree nuts that'll give you a glide like never before. No more grip, just pure silky sensations! So, why wait? Grab your Swell Grinder today and get ready for an unforgettable experience!
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Shipping to United Kingdom
Shipping to United Kingdom
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
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Uncover Creations is an indie maker based in the UK who recently came onto the scene with their beautiful takes on fantasy toys
It was love at first sit
Bumps with opinions
Textured grooves and flowing humps, with one big bump in the middle that tends to become the favourite. There's a short learning curve while you find which ridge goes where, and then there very much isn't.
Strap it to anything
A 1m black nylon strap with quick side release buckles is included, so it goes hands free on a pillow, hand, thigh or forearm. It also carries vibrations beautifully if you point a wand at it (we recommend pointing a wand at it).
Rinse and repeat
Flexible but strong, made from body safe material that cleans up in seconds. Add the silky smooth upgrade if you want less grip and more glide.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | One Size |
|---|---|
| Length | 8 |
| Width | 4.7 |
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UPGRADE
Add a hole and a Remote Controlled Vibrating Bullet right into the base of your grinder. Boom! Instant Vibrating Grinder!
UPGRADE
Once we work our magic, your grinder will feel so fancy and luxurious, you'll think it's gliding on a cloud.
UPGRADE
Add a hole and a Remote Controlled Vibrating Bullet right into the base of your grinder. Boom! Instant Vibrating Grinder!
UPGRADE
Once we work our magic, your grinder will feel so fancy and luxurious, you'll think it's gliding on a cloud.
Reviews
What customers are saying
The texture gets the most love, with grooves and bumps that hit the right spots and the largest hump a recurring favourite, and several reviewers call it the ideal first grinder precisely because there's nothing insertable. People keep mentioning a learning curve before everything clicks, alongside praise for the colours, easy cleaning and how well it pairs with a vibe. The one honest gripe: the strap loops run thin for rougher play.
Love this thing. Super pretty and carries vibrations very well. The lack of insertable makes it very non-intimidating for beginners while still having a lovely texture, so it's great as an introduction to grinders. Perfectly sized for a thigh.
Got the medium in hopes it would make the little bumps feel better, alas, it did not. Not horrible, it's still good, but super soft might work out better.
Firmness: Medium
Color: Surprise me basic
Silky smooth?: Yes
Bullet hole?: Yes
Okay, so this is amazing. It feels so good to be able to put this between my labia and hold it there with my legs. I can enjoy it laying down and rubbing against it! (as I read some spicy fanfiction, ofc) It's firm and textured, easy to clean, and the material is flexible and strong! I'm glad I took a chance and bought this. 12/10 I paid for the surprise me premium color thing and it was totally worth it. 😌
Wonderful texture and grooves that hit all the right places. Never had a toy like this before but I definitely recommend adding the bullet vibe add-on. Let’s you get more in touch with your body!
Also love the color options!
The colors are stunning💜 feels beautiful to the touch and it’s probably the most beautiful toy i own. It’s a learning curve trying to figure out which ridges hit which spots just right (because this is the first toy i’ve had with these textures and personally my nub kinda lays to the right so straddling it just right is taking getting used to but that’s not a fault with the product by any means). It is luxurious and i’m enjoying exploring with it and trying to learn what feels the best with it, even if i feel a little clumsy doing so sometimes just because this is new to me.
This has been a fantastic toy for my partner and I. Very different than anything we’ve used before but so fun to spice things up. It’s been great when used solo as well. Would definitely recommend!
I bought the swell grinder with the silky smooth upgrade and now I can't wait to buy my next one! paired it with a wand vibrator to achieve O, but without its still VERY fun and stimulating.
Honestly the color is so nice along with the texture!!! Might upgrade with the silky smooth next time though, might cut down on the mess 😂
Got super soft and feels very good. easy to just strap to pillow or partner. Great if you're overwhelmed by all the fantasy options, simple and effective!! great fun
I saw a review with a similar feeling I got, it took work to learn and adjust to it but I go for the more textured grinds for my next one!
It took a while to get to me because, unfortunately, it was stopped by customs. But once it arrived and I could finally use it, the wait was more than worth it.
It feels really nice and the little ridges made the experience even better. I can't even tell you how many times I have used it since it arrived.
It was my first purchase from this company but I'm definitely going to buy again!!
This was exactly what I was looking for in a grinder, something simple but effective. The largest bump is my favorite. I got the regular smoothness and it’s perfect with a little lube. I got the bullet vibe hole and that adds another level, but I wish it was angled so the point of the bullet was at the largest bump, instead the entry hole is at the largest bump and it makes it hard to really feel the vibrations. Still, I’m incredibly pleased with this
Definitely a fun time! My wife really enjoys it and its also cleans really easy. If you have any issues, the support team is wonderful, as well.
Texture is nice with the extra treatment. My only concern is the loops for the strap: they are really thin and don't think will stand to rough play. Also paying extra for quicker delivery outside UK is a waste, as UK is no longer in EU and there is a lot of delay at customs
Ok, this one definitely has a learning curve, but once you get the hang of it; Oh my!! The texture, color and weight is amazing. It is a really high quality toy, I'm glad I decided to buy it!
feels great. better than any other grinder i've tried
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