The Swell Grinder

Sale price£59

Grooves and rolling humps you grind against until your legs stop cooperating. Nothing insertable means nothing intimidating, just a body safe slab of texture that makes an excellent first grinder (and a dangerous fifth one). It comes with a strap, so a pillow, a thigh or a very patient partner can all become furniture.


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Sale price£59
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The first word out of people’s mouths when I show them Uncover Creations? “Wow.”

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Uncover Creations is an indie maker based in the UK who recently came onto the scene with their beautiful takes on fantasy toys

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It was love at first sit

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Bumps with opinions

Textured grooves and flowing humps, with one big bump in the middle that tends to become the favourite. There's a short learning curve while you find which ridge goes where, and then there very much isn't.

Strap it to anything

A 1m black nylon strap with quick side release buckles is included, so it goes hands free on a pillow, hand, thigh or forearm. It also carries vibrations beautifully if you point a wand at it (we recommend pointing a wand at it).

Rinse and repeat

Flexible but strong, made from body safe material that cleans up in seconds. Add the silky smooth upgrade if you want less grip and more glide.

Size Guide (Inches)

Measurement One Size Mini XS S M L XL
Length 8 0 0 0 0 0 0
Width 4.7 0 0 0 0 0 0

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Reviews

What customers are saying

The texture gets the most love, with grooves and bumps that hit the right spots and the largest hump a recurring favourite, and several reviewers call it the ideal first grinder precisely because there's nothing insertable. People keep mentioning a learning curve before everything clicks, alongside praise for the colours, easy cleaning and how well it pairs with a vibe. The one honest gripe: the strap loops run thin for rougher play.

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