The Satyr Dildo - Super Soft Firmness - Small Size - Ready Made - Almost Perfect
- ONE available: So grab it before someone else does
- Kinder to your wallet: Skip the costs of customisation
- Ships immediately: Because some fantasies shouldn't have to wait
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Firmness: Super Soft
Size: Small
Model: The Satyr Dildo
Because sometimes you want your mythology to come with benefits.
Look, we could give you the whole speech about ancient Greek legends and woodland creatures and their, uh, reputation for enthusiasm. But you're here because you saw the shape and textures and thought "yes, that's the one."
(We respect that.)
Here's what makes The Satyr different from every other toy gathering dust in your drawer:
The head is flat. Not sharp, not intimidating, just a smooth curve that makes insertion feel like "oh, that's nice" instead of "why did I think this was a good idea?"
Then comes the fun part. Because once you're past that gentle introduction, The Satyr has OPINIONS about what happens next. We're talking textures everywhere. Ribbing along the top side that catches just right. Bumped ridges underneath that you'll feel with every movement. A slight knotted design that fills without overwhelming.
The gentle curves mean it's designed to work with your body instead of against it. Small enough to feel achievable, textured enough to feel like an event. The base even has hair detailing, because if we're doing satyr energy, we're committing.
This is the toy for people who want their fantasy elements functional, not just decorative.
FAQ
Why do you only use platinum silicone?
We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.
If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.
What are the different firmness options?
We offer 3 firmness options:
Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Soft Firmness - 5A on the Shore hardness scale.
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.