The Grinder Straps

£3

Snug, immovable, and reassuringly unbothered by whatever you throw at them (440kg breaking strain, in case you were planning something ambitious). The twin weave polypropylene holds everything exactly where you put it, with built in odour resistance so that particular situation never becomes your problem. You get two plus the buckles, because grinders are needy and come in pairs.

Colour: Black

Black £3 Hot Pink £3 Royal Blue £3 Purple £3Most Popular Bright Red £3

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Let's be honest, having backup straps is just good life planning. Like keeping spare phone chargers around, but significantly more fun.

These are 1" wide polypropylene twin weave webbing with a 440kg breaking strain (which is honestly overkill, but we're not complaining) and built-in odour resistance because nobody wants to deal with that situation.

You're getting 2 straps (because all our grinders need a pair to work their magic) plus the buckles to go with them. Whether your original straps have seen better days or you're just feeling like a colour change, these little workhorses will keep everything exactly where it should be.

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One inch of webbing that doesn't budge, doesn't slip, and doesn't care how hard gravity is working in your favour.

Two straps and their buckles, ready to lock a grinder down and keep it there while you get on with it.

Polypropylene twin weave with a 440kg breaking strain (genuinely more than anyone needs) plus odour resistance, and it washes clean without a fuss. Comes in black, hot pink, royal blue, purple and bright red, for when the old ones have lived a full life or you just fancy a change.

Size Guide

Measurement	One Size	Mini	XS	S	M	L	XL
Strap Length	39.4″ 100.1cm
Strap Width	1″ 2.5cm

Reviews

5 stars: 2 (67%)
4 stars: 1 (33%)
3 stars: 0 (0%)
2 stars: 0 (0%)
1 star: 0 (0%)

Gorgeous colour and good quality.

They're straps! They're pink!

Love them, they're cute, but wish there were longer size options. The grinder fits over my wife when our grinder is slotted over her strap on, but these straps don't fit around me for her to use (unless on my thigh), and the buckles will come apart under enough tension. Found myself having to extend with more straps and clips (though i may just be silly and this exact reason is why I received several 😅)

Sturdy, washable

VERY GOOD for strapping things on so you can let gravity do the work. The robustness helps not only with keeping things in place, but also with cleanup! Plus the bright red looks sick with my neon orange and yellow Synstyl.